>>1105393Shitting outside is not an annoying necessity, it is a goddamn artform.
Sleeping in sub-zero temperatures is not only about having the right equipment, but developing the necessary skills to not freeze to death.
Learning what a handlebar is on a map while navigating off-trail is a critical skill to your survival.
Any medical training is better than no medical training.
Losing CSMs in an extremity warrants immediate evacuation to front-county definitive medical care.
Always, always, ALWAYS... soup the Groover.
Drop-down wheels on a double-axle trailer suck ass.
Always bring at least 6 gallons of water when you're driving out into the desert where there's no cell service.
NSR cam-straps are a godsend when you're hauling freight.
A 16 passenger FordF350 van is much tougher than it looks.
4-wheel drive translates directly to "now you have the confidence to get stuck out even further!"
Never trust the e-break on an old Toyota Sequoia
If a mother bear is following you, shift to the side into the trees, move upwind, and then wade through a river to hide your scent and the sound of your footprints.
Children don't fucking drink water unless you force it down their throats, even in the desert.
