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>So, you say you'd like to visit the park and go hunting?
>Alright, you'll just need a permit to hunt in this state, a permit to hunt this specific game in this state, a hunter's education completion card, a tag for the animal, a permit to park your vehicle in the park, a permit to camp in the park, a specific itinerary and permits for the backcountry campsites you are allowed to camp at, a campfire permit, make sure you follow this 10-page list of regulations concerning which firearms are allowed in which townships, which calibers you are allowed to use, the dates and times of day you are allowed to use various weapons for taking game.
>Oh, don't forget to get your permit to set up temporary structures to assist in climbing into trees, etc., you'll also need your general state recreation permit (you know, the permit that says you're allowed to have fun on land that your tax dollars pay for)
>Also don't forget that after you and your team of lawyers take whatever animal it is you're hunting that you need to report in to a check station so they can assure it was taken legally within 24 hours of taking the game or you'll be sent to jail, the local check station is open for about 4 hours a day except weekends and also these random days where they're closed because my fat ass can't be bothered to drive out there and sit at a desk
>Oh, don't forget to take this list of regulations for how you're allowed to quarter and handle an already dead animal before having it checked
>Don't forget to buy your permit to buy permits, and also you'll need a permit to breathe oxygen while in the park
>If you need any help, don't forget to take along this 300-page manual detailing all of the regulations you'll need to follow while in the park
>If you break any of them we will confiscate your rifle, your game, your camping equipment, and maybe your car if I feel like it, fuck you!
>Alright, you'll just need a permit to hunt in this state, a permit to hunt this specific game in this state, a hunter's education completion card, a tag for the animal, a permit to park your vehicle in the park, a permit to camp in the park, a specific itinerary and permits for the backcountry campsites you are allowed to camp at, a campfire permit, make sure you follow this 10-page list of regulations concerning which firearms are allowed in which townships, which calibers you are allowed to use, the dates and times of day you are allowed to use various weapons for taking game.
>Oh, don't forget to get your permit to set up temporary structures to assist in climbing into trees, etc., you'll also need your general state recreation permit (you know, the permit that says you're allowed to have fun on land that your tax dollars pay for)
>Also don't forget that after you and your team of lawyers take whatever animal it is you're hunting that you need to report in to a check station so they can assure it was taken legally within 24 hours of taking the game or you'll be sent to jail, the local check station is open for about 4 hours a day except weekends and also these random days where they're closed because my fat ass can't be bothered to drive out there and sit at a desk
>Oh, don't forget to take this list of regulations for how you're allowed to quarter and handle an already dead animal before having it checked
>Don't forget to buy your permit to buy permits, and also you'll need a permit to breathe oxygen while in the park
>If you need any help, don't forget to take along this 300-page manual detailing all of the regulations you'll need to follow while in the park
>If you break any of them we will confiscate your rifle, your game, your camping equipment, and maybe your car if I feel like it, fuck you!
