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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2013 14:30:40 No.111546 View View Reply Original Report

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I'm going into the woods today with some friends, we're going straight into the deep woods of sweden untill we find a lake. The lake is according to the map 12km into the woods, unnamed.
We have no food with us, going Bear Grylls for 2 days straight.
Any advice on what to eat other than fish? (we're taking rods with us)
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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2013 14:32:23 No.111548 Report

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> >>>/b/479096751
> crosspost
/thread

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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2013 14:36:49 No.111552 Report

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>>111548
He came to the right board this time around though /b/ suggested op should eat "dick".

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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2013 15:02:26 No.111566 Report

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>teenagers idolizing Bear Grylls

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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2013 15:03:23 No.111567 Report

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>any advice
I cant really tell how much outdoor experience you have, but Im guessing about 0 and you're about to go full Darwin

then again thats your choice really
take a compass with you and a map of the region atleast
and some means of communication in case shit goes south (Im not all that familiar with the outbacks of sweden but will you have cellphone reception if you need it )

>Any advice on what to eat other than fish?
if you dont know what your native edibles are I'd again seriously reconsider your endeavor

atleast take an illustrated guide to your local edible plants and mushrooms with you or inform yourself on that topic beforehand

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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2013 15:08:00 No.111568 Report

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Bring food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2013 15:17:03 No.111575 Report

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>>111546
i really hope that fucking retard is dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2013 15:20:31 No.111578 Report

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This is just stupid, OP. Take your fucking food. Want to play survivalist? Don't fucking eat it. It's dehydrated--it'll keep. You are not on a tv show, with a camera crew and medics. Just take your damn food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2013 15:59:53 No.111601 Report

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bring someone you don't like very much so you can eat them. Because that's what it's going to come to.

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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2013 20:06:43 No.111724 Report

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Jesus Christ man, take some food, sometimes the fish just don't bite... At least take a large bag of GORP each and 2 pieces of jerky per person per day. Also be sure to pack along plenty of water (4 liters per person), hell, you might not even find the lake.

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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2013 20:12:11 No.111726 Report

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don't forget to drink your own piss

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2013 21:31:06 No.111801 Report

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Bring some food, and watch something else than Beer Grills before you head out.

http://youtu.be/nR7N5zuC8WI

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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2013 21:39:25 No.111810 Report

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swefag here, were abouts you heading my man?
Not much growing yet in the innawoods I dont think so unless you plan to strangle a boar with your hands or give some more information I cant help you

Also bring some food and dont mention grylls you are making us look bad

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Anonymous Sat 11 May 2013 00:51:44 No.111932 Report

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>>111546
>going Bear Grylls

that faggot stays at hotels

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2013 01:05:40 No.111936 Report

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>>111546
>hey guys we're going to go survive in the wilderness with no preparation

no, you're not

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2013 03:08:19 No.111985 Report

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>>111546
watch a better show that actor Vs. predetermined course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2013 04:28:48 No.112030 Report

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>>111546
Don't be a fucking moron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2013 04:32:45 No.112032 Report

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>>111546
Bring a fat friend, can always eat him when you fail.

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Anonymous Sat 11 May 2013 04:34:17 No.112034 Report

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Grilling bears is illegal in my state.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2013 04:36:53 No.112037 Report

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Advise? Don't try to be a douche. I'm all for living off the land but nothing you do in life should be modeled after grylls

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2013 06:01:26 No.112075 Report

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>>111932
>implying that's not what OP meant by going Bear Grylls

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Anonymous Sat 11 May 2013 06:49:51 No.112091 Report

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1. Watch Survivorman. Just once.
2. Think hard.
3. ???
4. Profit!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2013 08:31:34 No.112113 Report

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Kan ju tipsa om att svenska skogen knappt har något människor kan äta(förutom vilt då men antar att ni inte har vapen) så här års. Har ni tur får ni fisk annars kommer ni mest sitta hungriga runt en eld i två dagar.

men ha så kul, inte så mycket kan gå fel på 2 dagar så länge ni hittar tillbaks igen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2013 08:34:25 No.112114 Report

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>>112113

och ta med tändare, minst tändstål och läs på om hur man fixar fnöske. Annars kommer det bli jävligt kallt. Ni kommer INTE kunna göra eld utan det.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2013 08:41:42 No.112117 Report

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>>111546
Don't do this OP, at least bring enough food to get back out once you get in. Stash a cooling bag a kilometre away from your camp or something.
Also looking into what fishing permits are required for the lake you're visiting is a good idea. This lake you're talking about is very likely maintained by the surrounding municipality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2013 08:55:16 No.112118 Report

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>we want to drink each other's piss!
>no homo!
>
>okay, so maybe a little homo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2013 10:24:29 No.112142 Report

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>>111546
>wanting to emulate a TV show

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