>>112594My favorite walking spot is a suburban city woodland tract with 200+ acres. Loose dogs and shit everywhere are par for the course. I've learned to watch where I step and if I see a big dog off leash I turn on my phones video cam. I've been menaced by aggressive dogs before and threatened by their owners so I'm ready to destroy someone's day after the next offense.
But NOW we got guys fucking in the woods, I think. I took one of the side trails off the parking lot to avoid the dog shit and this weird little guy who looked sort of like Bill Nye comes out of the bushes and says "Are you interested?" I'm sorry, what? "Then why are you here?" To go for a walk, you fucking faggot, only I didn't say 'fucking faggot' because I guess my mom raised me right. A couple of weeks later on a misty day the park is nearly deserted. I realize some fat little guy with an umbrella is following me. Every time the trail takes a turn I look over my shoulder and there he is just past the last turn, 500 ft or so back. I took side trails and doubled back on cross trails double step and waited out of sight and he kept showing up, obviously looking for me. I lost him and made it back to the lot pumping blood so might pass out. There was only one other car there so knifed a tire and bugged the fuck out. Didn't go back for a couple of weeks. I've since found sleeping bags stashed in clearings and used condoms.
