The 6-month hermit shopping list:

Hey /out/. I'm a weirdo freelance developer who a while ago also became very interested in conspiracy stuff (start when I began watching 9/11 documentaries while coding from home after getting bored of movies and shows) and from there tumbled all the way through politics, freemasons, kabbalah, spirituality and esoteric stuff yada yada. In any case, I've become a radical hermit loner. I've become very detached from average people and even friends and family and I am by far the happiest when I'm alone. So I live somewhere in the middle of nowhere in a comfy awesome loft type building. There's nothing I lack.

To the point: I'm planning to cut all contact with the outside world for a period of 6 months. I want to get into the habit of buying groceries and housekeeping essentials in bulk for 6 months (eventually a year). What do I buy? How do I store it?

Is there guides or info out there on this? Here's a first draft:

5 big packs of kitchen towel rolls
4 large packs of toilet paper
a fuckton of flour
2l olive oil
2l vegetable cooking oil
various seeds and grains ?

canned foods?
metric tons of beefjerky?
canned tuna?
rice?

where do i get fat and protein if i need to store stuff for months?
i have a freezer too but i want to steer clear of processed junk.

hope I can get some help on here!