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Anonymous Sun 19 Nov 2017 13:11:32 No.1141653 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1141656 >>1141674 >>1141684 >>1141834 >>1141942 >>1142390 >>1143914

How do you defecate in /out/ witout bidet?

No manuals on wiki.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Nov 2017 13:13:59 No.1141656 Report

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>>1141653
Take a spray bottle with you and squirt your anus with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Nov 2017 13:14:40 No.1141657 Report

Quoted By: >>1141702

I just do it in the middle of the trail and cover it with leaves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Nov 2017 13:43:20 No.1141674 Report

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>>1141653

Right in the river.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Nov 2017 14:02:03 No.1141684 Report

Quoted By: >>1146246

>>1141653
>dig a hole
>shit
>wipe
>bury it all
What’s not to get?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 19 Nov 2017 14:40:15 No.1141701 Report

Quoted By: >>1141715 >>1141748

I poop close to campers with dogs.
I half heartedly bury it .
I laugh my ass off when i hear people yelling at doggo for eating poo!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Nov 2017 14:40:45 No.1141702 Report

Quoted By: >>1141718 >>1147359

>>1141657
Why cover it with leaves?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Nov 2017 15:03:58 No.1141715 Report

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>>1141701
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Nov 2017 15:07:56 No.1141718 Report

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>>1141702
So hopefully someone stands in it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Nov 2017 15:15:28 No.1141723 Report

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Anyone have that hilarious vid old that old Australian dude telling you how t sht in a hole and cover it? Was in the outback, I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Nov 2017 15:58:28 No.1141748 Report

Quoted By: >>1141772

>>1141701
Thank you for your service. I like to put peanut butter on dogshit I see on trails so the next off leash mutt will gobble it up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Nov 2017 16:50:56 No.1141772 Report

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>>1141748
Oh thats clever!
I feel like if we come together as a board and make a list of best practices, we can end the mainstream fad of being outdoorsy.
We can have the forests to ourselves again lads!

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Anonymous Sun 19 Nov 2017 18:47:06 No.1141826 Report

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shit_stick

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Bepis !n/ZnkB9jUw Sun 19 Nov 2017 19:16:59 No.1141834 Report

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>>1141653
See >>1139078

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:12:40 No.1141942 Report

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>>1141653
You don't. Humans couldn't defecate until the 1700s. That's why life expectancy was so low, impacted bowels and the resulting infections.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 05:36:55 No.1142390 Report

Quoted By: >>1143895 >>1146248

>>1141653
GEOCATCHES
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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2017 08:23:44 No.1143877 Report

Quoted By: >>1146249

Oh, I mean, howto keep anus clean after all. Paper not help.
>>1141674
That maybe can help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2017 08:55:20 No.1143895 Report

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>>1142390
How did this never occur to me?

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Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2017 09:32:57 No.1143914 Report

Quoted By: >>1144097 >>1146396 >>1147489

>>1141653
Here’s the most patrician technique I’ve developed.
>find a flat soft spot off the trail
>dig hole
>get completely naked save for olive branch crown and tasteful crotch-leaf
>Lament the assassination of Caesar
>use the force of said event to squeeze out a log while rotating your hip over the hole in a lounging position sort of like our boy Adam here in the bottom left corner
>Wipe ass with satin, like the Emperors if old
>systematically prevents shit-caking and Gaulish military victories

I call it The Roman

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2017 18:04:27 No.1144097 Report

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>>1143914
The romans valued small penises and thought they were far more manly than some animal looking schlongboinken

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Nov 2017 13:17:19 No.1146246 Report

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>>1141684
the devil is in the details

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Nov 2017 13:19:16 No.1146248 Report

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>>1142390
who is this skinwalker wanker?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Nov 2017 13:20:39 No.1146249 Report

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>>1143877
1/ apply peanut butter to asshole
2/ have the dog lick it clean
3/ ????
4/ profit!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Nov 2017 18:58:02 No.1146396 Report

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>>1143914
Mods sticky pls

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ADirtyWop !m0Qr3Wnyeg Tue 28 Nov 2017 05:03:58 No.1147359 Report

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>>1141702
So it can sleep all cozy and warm

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 12:38:49 No.1147489 Report

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>>1143914
epik

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