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Can we have a Memetool and Mallninja thread

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2017 20:44:13 No.1144176 View View Reply Original Report

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post dem

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2017 20:50:56 No.1144180 Report

Quoted By: >>1144181 >>1144184 >>1144194 >>1144424 >>1144904 >>1145938

its literally an edc spoon with holes cut out for weight, and if you are going to cut arbitrary holes in something, why not make them functional?

all i know is that spoons arent meme gear

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2017 20:52:12 No.1144181 Report

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>>1144180
aside from the fact that you can carve a spoon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2017 21:13:09 No.1144184 Report

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>>1144180

It also looks like it's a bottle/can opener

And a hex wrench?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2017 21:26:37 No.1144189 Report

Quoted By: >>1144200

>when someone pegs you as "outdoorsy" and constantly gives you stupid shit like this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2017 21:36:02 No.1144194 Report

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>>1144180
>why not make them functional?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2017 21:48:03 No.1144200 Report

Quoted By: >>1144633 >>1144634

>>1144189
My parents. God bless their souls but fucking hell I wish they'd stop giving me gimmicky shit and wasting their money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Nov 2017 21:58:12 No.1144203 Report

Quoted By: >>1144250

Finally, I won't have to keep using my hex driver to eat at work, thanks guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 00:23:09 No.1144250 Report

Quoted By: >>1144253

>>1144203
I'm thankful they included a bottle opener(NOT a can opener) cause i definitely dont have enough of those already. And obviously id prefer a bottle opener on my spoon, since what good is a bottle of beer without a spork!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 00:31:04 No.1144253 Report

Quoted By: >>1144410

>>1144250
The dumb thing about it is that most can openers will function fine as bottle openers but not the other way around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 03:55:39 No.1144410 Report

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>>1144253

The dumb thing is you can open a bottle with any piece of cutlery. Or even a lighter.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 03:57:28 No.1144412 Report

Quoted By: >>1144413 >>1144516

a favorite

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 03:58:51 No.1144413 Report

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>>1144412
I don't think you could even cut a seat belt with that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 04:08:11 No.1144419 Report

Quoted By: >>1148877

There's already a meme great thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 04:11:55 No.1144424 Report

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>>1144180
EDC spoon. Yep.

Metal. For eating tactical pudding? Why not just use plastic and free nearly everywhere? Or splurge and get a camping plastic spoon, which is light and nondisposable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 08:03:51 No.1144516 Report

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>>1144412
It looks like someone took the blade off an ice skate and wrapped it in a shoelace.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 09:20:28 No.1144547 Report

Quoted By: >>1144562 >>1147034

>>1144176
The xl version looks actually useful

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 10:13:43 No.1144560 Report

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>>1144176
Too much compromise

In fact a spork is basically one huge compromise in one inplement

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 10:16:27 No.1144562 Report

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>>1144547
I ackchully do like this to be totally honest. Still quite memie but, better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 10:45:17 No.1144570 Report

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I actually have one of these and keep it clipped to the inside of the backpack I take to work. I actually really like it. If I do have a plastic spoon, I use that instead, but this thing does its job well and is worth the 3 dollars I paid for it. Great for avocados.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 10:58:50 No.1144571 Report

Quoted By: >>1144608

>>1144176

My mom actually got me one of those. They're pretty handy. I keep one of those Swedish MRE sporks with me at all times, though. Never know when you'll need utensils. Plus, I don't really trust other people's even when I watch them wash them.

I legitimately have autism, though, so that probably doesn't help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 12:05:24 No.1144586 Report

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>>1144176
KA-BAR Tactical Spork. In my glove box at all times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 13:12:52 No.1144608 Report

Quoted By: >>1144879

>>1144571
>Never know when you'll need utensils.

This makes you sound like a chubbo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 14:28:55 No.1144633 Report

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>>1144200
Here's the crazy idea: how about telling them to stop.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 14:29:46 No.1144634 Report

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>>1144200
>Get back from /out/ trip
>"So Anon how did your thing work?"
>"Great, thanks for getting that."
>Didn't actually bring it

Is lying to them and myself really worth the cost of making them happy?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 14:59:39 No.1144654 Report

Quoted By: >>1144902 >>1145559

>>1144176
all you need

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 16:07:47 No.1144680 Report

Quoted By: >>1144684

>>1144176
These kind of things are cringy as fuck.

Bepis !n/ZnkB9jUw

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Bepis !n/ZnkB9jUw Thu 23 Nov 2017 16:19:40 No.1144684 Report

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>>1144680

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 17:20:23 No.1144709 Report

Quoted By: >>1144905

>>1144176
Looks like it would be uncomfortable to hold for use as an actual spoon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 17:28:42 No.1144717 Report

Quoted By: >>1145685

>>1144684
Incredible. It's useless in every single way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 22:31:19 No.1144879 Report

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>>1144608

Not really. I just don't trust other people's utensils that I don't clean. I'm slightly afraid of germs and things that have been in other people's mouths.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 23:20:12 No.1144902 Report

Quoted By: >>1144927 >>1145941

>>1144654
Best set to go for. But my kids are fine with
>>1144176
Nobody needs a bottle opener and the built in "tools" are just a joke. But it's a good lightweight spork. It's functional and cheap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 23:23:20 No.1144904 Report

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>>1144180
found the ultrafag

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 23:23:49 No.1144905 Report

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>>1144709
surprisingly it's pretty comfy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 23:27:32 No.1144910 Report

Quoted By: >>1144930

>>1144516
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 23:47:41 No.1144927 Report

Quoted By: >>1144928 >>1144929

>>1144902
>Nobody needs a bottle opener
Beer mate

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 23:49:31 No.1144928 Report

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>>1144927
Learn to use random items.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 23:51:34 No.1144929 Report

Quoted By: >>1147135 >>1148883

>>1144927
Who can't figure out how to open a beer, isn't supposed to drink it. Natural selection.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Nov 2017 23:54:43 No.1144930 Report

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>>1144516
>>1144910
Like in Cast Away

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 15:03:27 No.1145247 Report

Quoted By: >>1145927

>>1144684
>Tobacco pipe
I really have to wonder if the person suggesting this honestly thought people would think it is tobacco he/she's smoking when they saw the tool

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 Nov 2017 04:43:44 No.1145559 Report

Quoted By: >>1145625 >>1145646 >>1145709

>>1144654
This reminds me of the utensil set I got with my Yugo mess kit. The utensils fit into the knife handle and has the can opener thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Nov 2017 05:09:46 No.1145570 Report

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>>1144684
I had no idea these things were so fuckin big.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Nov 2017 09:19:11 No.1145625 Report

Quoted By:

>>1145559
Fellow slav kit slavster race

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Nov 2017 12:02:04 No.1145646 Report

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>>1145559
ahhh, the sweet smell of genocide

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 Nov 2017 12:57:15 No.1145660 Report

Quoted By: >>1145671 >>1145683 >>1148877 >>1149245

step aside! the memeiest meme tool coming though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Nov 2017 13:08:16 No.1145664 Report

Quoted By:

>>1144684
Using it as a fork seems hilarious

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Nov 2017 13:38:31 No.1145671 Report

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>>1145660
>sharpener on the handle
that's too much

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Nov 2017 14:22:53 No.1145683 Report

Quoted By: >>1145684

>>1145660
can anyone tell me what that hole is for please ? It's on alot of meme knives and I've never understood what it is for, but I never wented to knifeschool so what do I'm know ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Nov 2017 14:24:50 No.1145684 Report

Quoted By: >>1145688

>>1145683
You mean the Cleaning Needle for Fishhook Eyelet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Nov 2017 14:25:11 No.1145685 Report

Quoted By: >>1145686

>>1144684
it's got a tobacco pipe? thats a first for me.

>>1144717
it's got a ruler. kek.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Nov 2017 14:26:33 No.1145686 Report

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>>1145685
i think i will just bring an actual pipe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 Nov 2017 14:30:18 No.1145688 Report

Quoted By: >>1145717

>>1145684
no the hole the needle is sat in

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Nov 2017 15:22:04 No.1145709 Report

Quoted By: >>1146978 >>1148846

>>1145559
looks like an awesome mess kit. hows your experience with it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Nov 2017 15:34:11 No.1145717 Report

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>>1145688
The one on your pic is a wire cutter.
There is a lug on the scabbard that fits the hole on the blade to make a scissor type cutter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Nov 2017 21:55:56 No.1145926 Report

Quoted By:

>>1144684
winrar
i need this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Nov 2017 21:58:37 No.1145927 Report

Quoted By:

>>1145247
I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Nov 2017 22:26:33 No.1145938 Report

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>>1144180
>holes cut out for weight
It would use the same amount of material if it had a normal handle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Nov 2017 22:36:44 No.1145941 Report

Quoted By: >>1145945

>>1144902

So what’s it like when your food is in a mug or a mountain house packet?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 Nov 2017 22:42:15 No.1145945 Report

Quoted By: >>1146036 >>1148863

>>1145941
It isn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:49:37 No.1145976 Report

Quoted By: >>1146193 >>1148869

>>1145646
Mine has faint writing on it about erdut 095 and a date haha.

Was erdut a genocide place?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:25:59 No.1146036 Report

Quoted By: >>1146208

>>1145945

Enjoy your car camping

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Nov 2017 10:13:23 No.1146193 Report

Quoted By:

>>1145976
oh diggidy, take pics and take it to /k/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Nov 2017 10:29:42 No.1146208 Report

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>>1146036
Why should someone use a kit like this for car camping?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 01:36:07 No.1146582 Report

Quoted By: >>1146583 >>1146689 >>1147036 >>1148912

>>1144176
Relevant question:

/k/ here. Couldn't find a QTDDTOT and I don't know if you usually use one, but I didn't want to make a whole thread for this.

I just bought a cheap slingshot for the BOB because I'd like to shoot small game in places where a firearm isn't allowed. However, I know nothing about them.

>I got pic related, Daisy brand. Is it enough to kill rabbit/squirrel/other small game?

>What projectiles should I use for what game? I got 1/4" balls to practice with.

>I tried plinking at some soda cans with it and I can't hit jack shit. Are there any tips to help me aim or do I just have to practice and learn by intuition?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 01:38:40 No.1146583 Report

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>>1146582
>Is it enough to kill rabbit/squirrel/other small game?
squirrels and birds yes, on the rabbits it depends on how big i guess.

>Are there any tips to help me aim or do I just have to practice and learn by intuition?
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:52:32 No.1146673 Report

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>>1144684
This is like the $100 bill hi point. I want one just for the memes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:07:11 No.1146689 Report

Quoted By: >>1146987

>>1146582
Wear safety glasses. Fuck me if that rubber comes loose

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 17:48:11 No.1146978 Report

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>>1145709
Mi dad has a similar one to that one. The biggest problem is the musky smell that it gets over time, you just cant get rid of it. No matter how much you clean it.

Bepis !n/ZnkB9jUw

Bepis !n/ZnkB9jUw Mon 27 Nov 2017 17:57:14 No.1146987 Report

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>>1146689
I’ve had tons of those slingshots over the years and when the bands break, it’s always right where they attach and the corner or bevel kinda digs into it. Never had the whole band slide off. Plus 95% of the time it’s pretty easy to tell when the band is going to give up and you should replace it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 19:17:50 No.1147034 Report

Quoted By:

>>1144547

That looks better and wouldn't be as annoying to use as an actual spoon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 19:21:54 No.1147036 Report

Quoted By:

>>1146582
>>I got pic related, Daisy brand. Is it enough to kill rabbit/squirrel/other small game?

Yes, with heavy balls. Lead musket (.440 and up) will work up close. They'll shoot through rabbits out to 10 yards.

>>What projectiles should I use for what game? I got 1/4" balls to practice with.

See above.

>>I tried plinking at some soda cans with it and I can't hit jack shit. Are there any tips to help me aim or do I just have to practice and learn by intuition?

They're awfully hard to hit small shit with at any distance. Practice a lot, and limit actual hunting shots to 10 yards or so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 22:04:35 No.1147135 Report

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>>1144929
I did figure out how to open it....
A bottle opener

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 21:30:08 No.1148846 Report

Quoted By:

>>1145709
Not that anon, but is a terrible mess kit aside from remove kebab memes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 22:12:46 No.1148863 Report

Quoted By:

>>1145945
En Gamäle
Lol Swiss Army eats out of those

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 22:23:19 No.1148869 Report

Quoted By:

>>1145976
Where from pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 22:32:56 No.1148877 Report

Quoted By:

>>1144419
sure but I think the OP of that thread was honestly not ironically looking for bug out bag advice

>>1145660
how do you sharpen a knife when the sharpener is in the handle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 22:40:17 No.1148883 Report

Quoted By: >>1148925

>>1144929
Bullshit, I'd rather just bring a tiny bottle opener than use my rings or a rock or something. Easier, less agitation.
If I'm bringing beer, I obviously won't care about literal grams from a tiny piece of steel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 23:25:38 No.1148912 Report

Quoted By:

>>1146582
>>I got pic related, Daisy brand. Is it enough to kill rabbit/squirrel/other small game?
>>1146582

Not really, those kind of bands are kind of weak to give projectiles enough speed.

Handle is kind of cheapish but you can keep it till it eventually breaks (and it will).
But if I were you id replace those tubes with black theratubes or gold therabands.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 23:28:29 No.1148915 Report

Quoted By: >>1148988 >>1149071

Here's a memetool that actually became a great friend. I lost it the other night and I'm devastated. I keep it clipped onto the handle loop of my pack and use it all the time for various things, including tethering my pack to things when I need to.

It's ok though, I ordered another one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 23:39:49 No.1148925 Report

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>>1148883
Wew lad, you're fucking something special aren't you?
You can open a bottle with literally anything. ANYTHING. Next time you go out, make sure to bring your safety helmet and knee pads. You don't want to get hurt out there

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Dec 2017 01:24:49 No.1148988 Report

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>>1148915
it doesn't look like the bottle opener takes away from it's functionality as a beaner or add any significant weight.
I's say it's ok but I wouldn't pay for one

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 01 Dec 2017 04:00:29 No.1149060 Report

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>>1144176
>mallninja
almost anything made by Cold Steel and everything ever made with a tanto edge

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Dec 2017 04:24:04 No.1149071 Report

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>>1148915
I'd like these a lot more if they only had the bottle opener on one side (and weren't chinese-made). The little nub always hangs up on shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 01 Dec 2017 10:47:40 No.1149199 Report

Quoted By: >>1149200

>>1144176
Lol is that a spork that also tightens bolts? What retard shit is that? How many bolts are you tightening innawoods?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Dec 2017 10:58:03 No.1149200 Report

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>>1149199
Not OP, but I guess it would be somewhat useful on bicycle hikes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Dec 2017 11:01:22 No.1149202 Report

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The whole
>put a bottle opener on everything! meme
is so fucking retarded, you can open a bottle with almost literally everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Dec 2017 14:06:40 No.1149245 Report

Quoted By: >>1149249

>>1145660
All these niggas not realizing it's a fish hook sharpener, not a knife sharpener, and you fags call yourself outdoors

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Dec 2017 14:10:34 No.1149249 Report

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>>1149245
i would agree with you, but it LITERALLY says
>Durable and easy to sharpen your fishhook or knife
>sharpen your fishhook or knife
>or knife
>knife

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