You are being dropped into the Taiga for 3 months. The list above your reply is what you have with you. The list has to include:

>2 tools (including firearms)
>2 types of expendables totaling under 5 lbs
>A knife of the list maker's choosing
>A random item that can fit into a standard plastic grocery bag

The first list is:
>Chiappa little badger in .22 magnum
>Camillus Carnivore

>2.5 lbs .22 mag
>2.5 lbs peanut butter

>Glock 81 field knife

>Megumin lewd/not lewd reversible dakimakura

Clothing is within reason to what you would see in the Taiga. Make a list for the next reply. How fucked are you, Anon? What's your plan?