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Alice just fell down the rabbit hole and now she's stuck in the forest.What's worse? She just needs to pee so bad,but she's just downright horrified by the thought of squatting in the woods.No way! She reaches the Mad Hatter ' s tea party ,where she politely drinks a few cups of tea,which make her need to pee even worse.Not to mention ,the Hatter pouring tea out of his hat for Alice is pure torture for her full bladder.But she's still disgusted & embarrassed to hike her dress and squat in nettles ,especially when there are all those party guests around.
Once she reaches the Queen of Hearts' castle,she is absolutely bursting.She can't even stand still and fight the evil queen.
This is why Alice should have remembered to bring a Shewee with her before hitting the woods.Shewee is the handy little device that allows ladies to pee in the forest in a discrete ,higyenical and safe way.Eliminates the need to squat.