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>One of the first few times I've tried hiking innawoods.
>Decide bring minimal stuff with me for extra lightness.
>Wrap a backpack with a sleeping bag
>Inside backpack: an entire 40 pack of icepops (You know the kind inside plastic. An off-brand of the otterpops shit)
>2 slabs of steak I cooked last night
>Petroleum Jelly for my pits
>Rope and a few arrow heads.
>E-Z Matches
>Tarp to make a hammock out of (master race naw mean?)
>Well eventually I hike maybe 2.75 miles in kilometers at a brisk walking speed.
>It's getting a little cloudy overhead and I'm thirsty.
>Keep going to find a good spot to set up camp
>Starting to rain
>Suddenly downpour and fog.
>I slip in dogshit or something and fall backwards.
Entire backpack and sleeping bag gets coated in shit
>I start crying because it scared me
>I wipe the shit off with my hands and open the backpack
>All my otterpops melted and exploded when I fall back on them.
>Backpack is covered in shit and sticky sugar-water.
>I try to sip up as much of the otterpop juice as possible because I was really thirsty
>Finally stop crying and decided to set up my tarp into a hammock.
>I fuck up and decide to just sleep on the ground with a tarp-tent above.
>Sleep
>Wake up in the middle of night itching like crazy.
>ANTS FUCKING ANTS EVERYWHERE
>Being terrified of bugs I jump up and just start booking it out of there while screaming.
>Run to a road and flag down a driver
>He asks if I need help because I look horrible.
>Tell him no and just get him to drive me home.
And that's how I wasted $75 worth of survival gear.
>Decide bring minimal stuff with me for extra lightness.
>Wrap a backpack with a sleeping bag
>Inside backpack: an entire 40 pack of icepops (You know the kind inside plastic. An off-brand of the otterpops shit)
>2 slabs of steak I cooked last night
>Petroleum Jelly for my pits
>Rope and a few arrow heads.
>E-Z Matches
>Tarp to make a hammock out of (master race naw mean?)
>Well eventually I hike maybe 2.75 miles in kilometers at a brisk walking speed.
>It's getting a little cloudy overhead and I'm thirsty.
>Keep going to find a good spot to set up camp
>Starting to rain
>Suddenly downpour and fog.
>I slip in dogshit or something and fall backwards.
Entire backpack and sleeping bag gets coated in shit
>I start crying because it scared me
>I wipe the shit off with my hands and open the backpack
>All my otterpops melted and exploded when I fall back on them.
>Backpack is covered in shit and sticky sugar-water.
>I try to sip up as much of the otterpop juice as possible because I was really thirsty
>Finally stop crying and decided to set up my tarp into a hammock.
>I fuck up and decide to just sleep on the ground with a tarp-tent above.
>Sleep
>Wake up in the middle of night itching like crazy.
>ANTS FUCKING ANTS EVERYWHERE
>Being terrified of bugs I jump up and just start booking it out of there while screaming.
>Run to a road and flag down a driver
>He asks if I need help because I look horrible.
>Tell him no and just get him to drive me home.
And that's how I wasted $75 worth of survival gear.
