>>1164104Broke: going to church and giving your money to a superstate organisation
Woke: uniting the tribes of Ireland to fight the (((fomorians))) and Atlanteans meanwhile fucking hot chicks and Mother Earth herself, eating from a magic cauldron, cutting people in half with a stone axe, flying on a magic ship and a dragon, siring handsome kids and making up all the royal rules as you go
Also murderball was a real thing in Ireland, they played a kind of football with heads and spears to mindfuck the enemy