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Gentlemen, I'm back. I can't believe I'm doing this again, but here goes. A few weeks ago I made a thread saying that I would go out in the wilderness for two nights with nothing but my swiss army knife and ten items of your choosing. I did so, and had a very interesting and entertaining trip. My follow up thread was well received, and I promised to do it again, so here I am. I WILL BE TAKING LOTS OF PICTURES THIS TIME I have a cell phone with a camera, and while I didn't even think of taking pictures of anything (the exception being the picture of the cat that someone asked me to photograph). So here's how it works: I will be going out with my swiss army knife and a backpack. I will be taking 7 items with me this time. The first posts that end in even numbers are the items I take with me, 0's do not count. RULES: Nothing unreasonable, such as diamonds, live animals. No dead weight, I took 80 pounds or so in dumbbells and rail, never again. You decide what to give me, but it is my choice what I do with it. I will also have a cell phone for pictures and in case of emergency. I will be out this weekend, and follow up thread will be sometime next week. Begin.
Sir Sisabou
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>>116478 A bath towel, preferably black.
Anonymous
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A short novella, paperback.
Anonymous
Take a large bag of rice.
Anonymous
A plastic laundry basket?
Anonymous
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If you can find one, take a sailboat sail. If you can't, I suppose a tarp would do.
Anonymous
A bag of plastic army men from your local dollar store.
Winston
So far we have:
>>116482 A large bag of rice
>>116484 A plastic laundry basket
>>116486 A bag of plastic army men
I can already tell this is going to be interesting.
Anonymous
sunglasses. So you can look cool innawoods
Anonymous
2 rolls of tinfoil (does that count as one item?)
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This is idiotic. Kill yourself with SAK.
Anonymous
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An erotic item of your chosing. It can be a printed picture, sex toy, ... but it has to be physical
Anonymous
Anonymous
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A Third Reich flag. To mark the thousand-year nature of your endeavour. Thank me later, after you make lots of friends with it. [Spoiler: you would probably actually make friends innawoods in my country this ways]
Anonymous
A copy of The Communist Manifesto and a copy of Mein Kampf. Try to read both of them.
Anonymous
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snakes in a can
Anonymous
Anonymous
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an inflated blow up doll
Anonymous
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A 3.5 floppy disk
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>116492 >>116494 >>116498 >>116502 These plus
>>116488 , looks like you're going to have an interesting trip. Hope you can make a firebow.
Anonymous
>>116502 >>116498 >>116494 >>116492 >>116486 >>116484 >>116482 And there it is. A large bag of rice, plastic laundry basket, bag of plastic army men, sunglasses to look cool, 2 rolls of tinfoil, a steak and A copy of The Communist Manifesto and a copy of Mein Kampf
Anonymous
>>116502 >>116518 He'll be well read by the end of this...
Anonymous
You could create a solar cooker with the tinfoil to cook the steak and rice with the sunglasses as protection while you re-enact an imaginary battle between Hitler and Marx' hypothetical reich with the army men. And the laundry basket set up to catch something. Have fun!
Anonymous
>>116523 Let's just hope we don't lose him to /pol/ after he read Mein Kampf
Anonymous
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>>116527 As the guy who suggested the tinfoil, good idea. I was thinking mostly using it for bowls, and maybe if it got cold at night some sort of makeshift emergency blanket.
Anonymous
>>116521 What is this shit? /out/ went easy on you. Think you could trap an animal using the laundry basket and piece of steak?
Winston
>>116482 >>116484 >>116486 >>116492 >>116494 >>116498 >>116502 This is going to be interesting. However, you can only choose one item per post, so i'm going to take the communist manifesto over mien kampf.
This is going to be pretty rough compared to last time, especially with rain in the forecast for my first night. This is a pretty slow moving board, so I'll update you on my progress in gathering everything if this thread does not die.
Anonymous
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>>116596 hey man, last time we gave him a lighter, a blanket and a glass bottle (full of scotch) to cook in. This one, well I'm glad I'm not OP.
Anonymous
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>>116599 (get a really big bag of army men, and use the bag to make a shelter, I mean like garbage bag big)
Anonymous
A bottle of anal lube, any size. must be carried on the outside of the pack.
Anonymous
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>>116605 Do they make lube specifically for anal use?
Anonymous
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>>116478 A rubber duck or some other rubber toy
Anonymous
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>>116530 Mein Kamp is written badly and hard to get through even if you put aside the subject matter.
Anonymous
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>>116599 I think you could make a very noisy shelter with 2 rolls of tinfoil, a laundry basket and what you find innawoods.
As long as it isn't too windy.
Anonymous
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>>116486 FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
I just saw this thread and thought "I bet nobody would suggest a bag of plastic army men!"
Fuck you anon...just....fuck you.
Anonymous
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red body paint :)
Rumblo
Get a laundry basket like this, cover it in tinfoil. boom. shelter.
Anonymous
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>>116702 "PLASTIC laundry basket"
Anonymous
Anonymous
that one guy in the military
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>>116478 oh oh oh the biggest bag of flour you can obtain and not spend too terribly much money.
your welcome winston.
Anonymous
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>>116743 I know, right? They totally misspelled cooler.