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Anonymous Wed 03 Jan 2018 16:13:18 No.1171814 View View Reply Original Report

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ITT: Times you were /out/ing and things went wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jan 2018 16:19:46 No.1171818 Report

Quoted By: >>1178313

>>1171814
One time I went to summer camp near the MS/LA border and a red bug bit me on the dick and it swelled up huge in one per for like a week. It was swollen all around the circumference but only a little bit of the link so it looked like my tiny baby dick swallowed a mini doughnut.

Is this the kind of thing you mean?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Jan 2018 16:26:23 No.1171821 Report

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>>1171814
>that last frame

Total badass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jan 2018 16:35:04 No.1171826 Report

Quoted By: >>1171920 >>1171964 >>1176854

>>1171814
can anything really be "wrong". aint it just part of the experience? unexpected things happen and overall it makes things better. I didn't plan on my next step sinking knee deep into the mud filling my boot with dirty water and making my foot extremely itchy later that night. but it damn sure kept my mind off of how my aunt is probably going to nag me tomorrow.

I don't like those people that lose their shit anytime something happens that they didn't plan for or expect to happen
it separates the weak from the strong. are you going to start bitching about stupid shit or are you going to get a firm grip on your balls fix your shit and get on with things?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jan 2018 16:42:38 No.1171829 Report

Quoted By: >>1172163 >>1172179 >>1172462 >>1173901 >>1179648 >>1180380

>>1171814

Friend cleaved into his leg with his axe. Full on swing right into his shin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jan 2018 16:50:04 No.1171834 Report

Quoted By: >>1171993

>>1171814
>Do not make eye contact with the dog
>Virgin human vs Chad Dogo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jan 2018 16:59:19 No.1171839 Report

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>>1171814

Dunno why they need a six panels to describe how to defend yourself. Just bodyslam it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jan 2018 18:48:21 No.1171920 Report

Quoted By: >>1181078

>>1171826
Getting attacked by a rabid dog would classify as something going wrong, yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jan 2018 19:28:40 No.1171964 Report

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>>1171826
Sorry about your aunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jan 2018 20:05:16 No.1171993 Report

Quoted By: >>1173967

>>1171834

Always make eye contact, the entire thing about animals is dominance, if you can whoop it stare it down, if you can't then back up slowly and hope it doesn't follow you.

t. guy who constantly gets called by friends and family to deal with nuisance animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jan 2018 20:56:32 No.1172018 Report

Quoted By: >>1172057

>>1171814
a real dog will bite you into the joints. he does this for a few seconds.then you fall. game over, jimmy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jan 2018 22:07:41 No.1172057 Report

Quoted By: >>1172116 >>1172118 >>1178436

>>1172018
you never met a dog huh? they are about as dangerous on average as kittens.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Jan 2018 22:27:19 No.1172074 Report

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>>1171814
i was walking our dog and another dog attacked it. I yanked on the dogs tail, it turned around and clamped onto my forearm. I grabbed the dog by the throat picked it up and slammed it on the sidewalk. I must have broken something because it yelped and couldnt get back up just spun in a circle a few times and then died right there in front of us with the owners screaming her head off like I had done something bad. She called the police who did nothing but take a report and called animal control to test the dog for rabies.

My family later sued her for our medical expenses.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Jan 2018 23:09:37 No.1172113 Report

Quoted By: >>1172217 >>1172246 >>1180320

>>1171814
fify

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jan 2018 23:11:48 No.1172116 Report

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>>1172057
I was a dog once

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jan 2018 23:23:27 No.1172118 Report

Quoted By: >>1172144

>>1172057

You ever Google how many ppl die each year from doggos? It's a shit ton.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Jan 2018 00:22:49 No.1172144 Report

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>>1172118
about 50 a year in the us large portion of which are infants

now let's see how many killed by cars...about 37 thousand... hm. dog's are a real menace man we can never be safe from them!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Jan 2018 00:28:17 No.1172146 Report

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>>1172074
I'm erect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Jan 2018 00:45:06 No.1172157 Report

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>>1172074
I feel sad that the stupid cunt owner wasn't able to train/control her dog right.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Jan 2018 00:51:35 No.1172162 Report

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>>1172074
I would have bear sprayed her, THEN Tasered her!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Jan 2018 00:52:52 No.1172163 Report

Quoted By: >>1172176

>>1171829
Fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Jan 2018 01:05:24 No.1172176 Report

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>>1172163
>he's a quite, mm... sensitive child, isn't he mother
>yes, but he'll grow out of it, father
>WHEN?

You did have one around?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Jan 2018 01:07:00 No.1172179 Report

Quoted By: >>1179021

>>1171829
i did the same with a bowie as a kid right into the knee. before that i was an adventurer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Jan 2018 01:37:48 No.1172217 Report

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>>1172113

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Anonymous Thu 04 Jan 2018 02:01:09 No.1172240 Report

Quoted By: >>1172265

>>1171814
i know a guy who tried to blow his brains out with a shotgun back in '87. All he really did was take out a chunk of his left cerebrum. The only noteworthy things he's done since is learn to play the 4 string banjo and also snap the necks of two fully grown male pit bulls when he was hiking over by the lake. Take that for what it's worth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Jan 2018 02:11:55 No.1172246 Report

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>>1172113
Nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Jan 2018 02:41:19 No.1172265 Report

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>>1172240
Noted.

>btw 3:1 beefallo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Jan 2018 04:03:35 No.1172330 Report

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>>1172074
Hot damn. If she can't train her dog, she didn't deserve to have it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Jan 2018 06:05:45 No.1172376 Report

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>>1172074
>I grabbed the dog by the throat picked it up and slammed it on the sidewalk

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Jan 2018 12:21:04 No.1172462 Report

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>>1171829
God that is legitimately cringe-inducing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2018 19:03:04 No.1173597 Report

Quoted By: >>1176108

>>1171814
My friend stepped on a resting rattlesnake by accident, he came very close to getting bit and so did I

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Jan 2018 19:16:26 No.1173611 Report

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>>1172074
Damn son, that's badass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jan 2018 00:20:05 No.1173892 Report

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I've never had anything go seriously wrong, but I've had a few close calls with snakes and the like

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jan 2018 00:30:08 No.1173901 Report

Quoted By: >>1178739 >>1180378 >>1184410

>>1171829
I knew a guy who tripped and got a serrated hunting knife stuck in his knee joint.

He pulled it out.

He can walk and everything but he can't feel any physical pain below that knee.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Jan 2018 02:12:11 No.1173967 Report

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>>1171993
should I listen to you or a nice drawn chart ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Jan 2018 16:45:49 No.1176108 Report

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>>1173597
Nobody asked you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Jan 2018 16:56:10 No.1176117 Report

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I was working at a festival, when suddenly it started to rain heavily, i was working in a bar at that moment and wasnt worried about my stuff and my tent getting wet, as it was a storm tent, appartently my tent upper layer got lifted, because of the weak soil and my stuff got wet, being a dumbass i didnt put my stuff in seperate bags, so everything was wet. It was a summer night so it was really cold, but still very uncomfy.

TL;DR dont forget to bag all your stuff separately

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Jan 2018 23:47:36 No.1176419 Report

Quoted By: >>1177182 >>1178951 >>1179788 >>1180386

Got lyme disease hiking in north georgia 4 years ago and its ruined my life so guess that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2018 09:29:17 No.1176695 Report

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got really dehydrated once
i dont really remember much about it though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2018 09:34:51 No.1176697 Report

Quoted By:

Op pic happened to an old guy I knew. That crazy fucker just tore the dogs jaw off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2018 10:33:29 No.1176711 Report

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I used to muck about on the hills near my house when I was young teens. There is an old limestone quarry with a simple wire fence protecting walkers from the vertical drop. You can slide down the grass there really fast.

One day it was really quite wet and I was getting crazy speed down this steep bank. three times it was all fine on the fourth my boot caught part of the fencing. It was enough to spin me me round backwards. So I was hurtling down this wet hill backwards and went straight into a bunch of birch trees. I was alright but I nearly died laughing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2018 17:04:03 No.1176848 Report

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>>1172074
M U H D I C C
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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2018 17:08:43 No.1176854 Report

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>>1171826

Can't you just, like, chill out a little, have fun, and let op's post be answered without becoming a gigantic pretentious cunt?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2018 17:14:39 No.1176856 Report

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>>1171814
Dog attacks can easily be survived.
All you have to do is carry a real looking airsoft pistol, and a vertical foregrip.
Upon sighting of the vicious dog, you simply raise the handgun and attach the vertical foregrip to it.
At least 3 ATF officers will immediately appear and shoot the dog, killing it.
They will then inspect your handgun, and realize that it is just a toy and let you free.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2018 21:01:20 No.1177002 Report

Quoted By: >>1178732 >>1182141

>>1172217
>>1171814

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2018 21:57:23 No.1177033 Report

Quoted By: >>1179702

any aussie can confirm this shit?
http://roaring.earth/pyromaniac-birds/
pyromaniac birds spreading fire intentionally? the fuck?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2018 22:06:22 No.1177039 Report

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>>1171814
If you speak dog, just ask why it is so mad

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 01:30:21 No.1177182 Report

Quoted By: >>1179789

>>1176419

Sorry to hear that. Care to share details about how it's made you miserable?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 02:47:33 No.1177240 Report

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>>1172074
Little fucker got what he deserved. Fuck chihuahuas, annoying pieces of shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 15:19:30 No.1178313 Report

Quoted By: >>1184382

>>1171818
fucking kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 17:54:44 No.1178436 Report

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>>1172057
True
But it’s the ones that aren’t average that are the problem, and there’s no way to distinguish between them at a glance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 18:24:37 No.1178462 Report

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>>1172074
Hahahaaha, that sounds incredible

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 18:54:22 No.1178492 Report

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>>1172074
I feel bad for doge but you did what you had to, absolutely the owner's fault for failing to control her animal

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 19:06:26 No.1178500 Report

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>>1172074
What really happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qSWgYQPmnc

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 19:45:17 No.1178526 Report

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>>1171814
This isn't strictly related to the OP, but I really hate all these "animal survival" charts and advice. They are always predicated on 2 things: 1) You are a giant pussy who has never been in a fight before, and 2) You have no weapons on you because you're a fucking moron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 21:46:58 No.1178608 Report

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>>1171814

In Army Cadets one of my NCOs was running down a hill will an SA-80 LSW on long-sling, tripped, fell and landed on the weapon. Jammed the foresight and foresight block into his knee joint right under the kneecap. Was fucking gruesome.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Jan 2018 00:19:56 No.1178732 Report

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>>1177002

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Jan 2018 00:28:57 No.1178738 Report

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>>1171814
I went to Missouri gulch and only brought 4 liters of water. Needless to say I got horribly sick from dehydration.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Jan 2018 00:30:17 No.1178739 Report

Quoted By:

>>1173901
Holy shit he could have severed an artery and died right there, lucky man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Jan 2018 07:41:32 No.1178951 Report

Quoted By:

>>1176419
Sorry to hear that senpai.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Jan 2018 11:17:32 No.1179018 Report

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>Algonquin Park long weekend canoe trip
>planned itinerary was day 1: canoe across all of Lake Opeongo, portage to Red Rock Lake and set up camp day 2: fuck around and go fishing day 3: back to car to get home for work the next day
>everything goes awesome until day 2 morning when it starts raining and doesn't stop the rest of the trip
>day 3 the rain turns into a storm with high winds
>clear the portage and 1/4 of Opeongo in the miserable weather
>wind and waves getting so bad that it's nearly impossible to control canoe
>pull over into empty camp site on side of lake to wait until weather gets better
>it doesn't get better after an hour
>say fuck it and call water taxi service that luckily the outfitters at the entry to the lake provide
>taxi coming ETA 4 hours
>spend the next four hours standing on a cliff edge watching the turbulent sky move across the lake

Worst outing I've ever been on speckled trout fishing in Red Rock is legit though

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Jan 2018 11:21:00 No.1179021 Report

Quoted By: >>1179150 >>1184566

>>1172179
The cake is a lie (;

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Jan 2018 16:05:45 No.1179150 Report

Quoted By:

>>1179021
Haha, thia makes me wish for a nuclear winter XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jan 2018 04:52:44 No.1179648 Report

Quoted By:

>>1171829
my anus clenches imagining that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jan 2018 05:53:49 No.1179702 Report

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>>1177033
All anecdotal evidence and abo tales. Some people going out to do an actual study on it. Look around in a few years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jan 2018 09:47:31 No.1179783 Report

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https://youtu.be/nYbXg9SfEQs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jan 2018 10:22:28 No.1179788 Report

Quoted By: >>1182056

>>1176419
I also have been wreaked by Lyme sickness. I cannot eat red meat anymore or my hands and feet sweep up and I can't move the joints then I start shiting and puking and get these big red welts all over my body then I get muscle spasms. Then I normally just fall asleep because after all that I'm exhausted

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jan 2018 10:30:40 No.1179789 Report

Quoted By: >>1184422

>>1177182
I had a friend who caught Lyme desiese, and she can't eat bread with glutton anymore. It makes her stomach get really messed up and her throat starts swelling. now she has to buy expensive shitty frozen gluten free bread at the grocery store.

To sum it up Lyme sickness comes from deer ticks in the south. The actual problem is that it hits the immune system in a variety of different ways, though almost always causing a random allergic reaction to a substance you have had recently. This is often a staple food and people can die really easily because you will keep getting sick untoll you relise you are actually allegic to a basic carb or protein that's in a lot of things

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jan 2018 03:29:25 No.1180320 Report

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>>1172113
I lol'd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jan 2018 05:41:08 No.1180378 Report

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>>1173901
>He pulled it out.
Let me guess, he wasn't supposed to do that?

>He can walk and everything but he can't feel any physical pain below that knee.
>but he can't feel any physical pain below that knee.
Coolio, we are getting a terminator here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jan 2018 05:42:13 No.1180380 Report

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>>1171829
Ouch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jan 2018 05:50:38 No.1180386 Report

Quoted By:

>>1176419
Fuck ticks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jan 2018 06:02:18 No.1180390 Report

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>>1172074
Retard owner shouldn’t have owned the dog in the first place and their irresponsibility got it killed what fags

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jan 2018 06:32:48 No.1180404 Report

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>>1172074
Jizzed in my pants from this post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2018 04:19:22 No.1181078 Report

Quoted By: >>1184565

>>1171920
Not really I carry an air horn and pepper spray for just this senario and I've had to use it twice. Fuck pitbulls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2018 04:23:32 No.1181081 Report

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About the worst that happened was I "accidentally" camped on someone's land and they saw me. They called the police out and I had to hide in the woods till like 3am. They had the ATVs out and everything. I felt like Rambo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 09:53:34 No.1182056 Report

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>>1179788
wtf i'm never going out ever unless it's below freezing!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 10:27:20 No.1182062 Report

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>>1172074
Can't fault anything you did but can't take any pleasure in the dog's death. Would much rather you have broken that owner's neck and the dog be re-homed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 14:19:25 No.1182141 Report

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>>1177002
>I'M A COMPUTER
>STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 20:13:05 No.1184382 Report

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>>1178313
Mon nègre

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 20:52:52 No.1184410 Report

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>>1173901

My friend lost the leg from the knee below. It was squirting bright red blood, so I applied a TQ, S&R ended up flying him out. The area got horribly infected, was spreading.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 21:18:38 No.1184422 Report

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>>1179789

Where do you live? I always see gluten free bread for cheap af at the store.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 02:00:04 No.1184565 Report

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>>1181078
Fuck dogs, period - they're disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 02:01:06 No.1184566 Report

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>>1179021
fucknig redditors

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 18:04:46 No.1184948 Report

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>>1171814
I'll just bury the pointy end of my tomahawk in its skull as many times as necessary to make a cool hat

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Anonymous Sun 21 Jan 2018 04:15:51 No.1185353 Report

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Stop being a pussy afraid of a few teeth in your hands. Run like a madman shouting at doggo while claiming dominance, and if it's a shit-bull, then use pic related.

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