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>be me
>14 y/o faggot
>winter break
>decide i want to go camping
>forest behind my house
>pack granola bars, apples, sietan, book, oil cloth, paracord, pocket knife, 50 lb recurve and full quiver
>have small bag of salvia ive never had a chance to smoke
>decide its a good idea to smoke in the woods
>plan to stay for 3 days
>think its a good idea to leave right before sun set
>hike about 4 miles
>set up camp
>light it up
>don't feel anything
>decide to smoke more
>still dont feel anything
>smoke the whole bag
>start feeling paranoid
>o shit what if a skinwalker tries to rape me
>i see one in the distance
>its a pale lanky creature with huge antlers
>start shooting it
>hit it like 12 times
>the fucker doesnt even flinch
>i remember im a weak loser
>grab my shit and run home
>approach my house
>realize if i come home early people will think im even more faggotacious than i actually am
>hide in hayloft for remaining two days
>sleeping in a barn sucks
>go to retrieve my arrows before my "camping trip" is over
>mfw the skin walker was a fucking birch tree
what is your worst camping experience?
>14 y/o faggot
>winter break
>decide i want to go camping
>forest behind my house
>pack granola bars, apples, sietan, book, oil cloth, paracord, pocket knife, 50 lb recurve and full quiver
>have small bag of salvia ive never had a chance to smoke
>decide its a good idea to smoke in the woods
>plan to stay for 3 days
>think its a good idea to leave right before sun set
>hike about 4 miles
>set up camp
>light it up
>don't feel anything
>decide to smoke more
>still dont feel anything
>smoke the whole bag
>start feeling paranoid
>o shit what if a skinwalker tries to rape me
>i see one in the distance
>its a pale lanky creature with huge antlers
>start shooting it
>hit it like 12 times
>the fucker doesnt even flinch
>i remember im a weak loser
>grab my shit and run home
>approach my house
>realize if i come home early people will think im even more faggotacious than i actually am
>hide in hayloft for remaining two days
>sleeping in a barn sucks
>go to retrieve my arrows before my "camping trip" is over
>mfw the skin walker was a fucking birch tree
what is your worst camping experience?
