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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 06:05:22 No.1182005 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1182017 >>1182595 >>1182649 >>1182947 >>1183465 >>1183826 >>1183827 >>1185183

>Drilling holes in your toothbrush

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 06:45:55 No.1182017 Report

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>>1182005
>toothbrush

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 07:01:19 No.1182027 Report

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>teeth
Gotta go UL man

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 07:09:42 No.1182028 Report

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>Not cutting the entire handle off your tooth brush
Get a load of this roleplayer

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 07:14:03 No.1182029 Report

Quoted By: >>1182030

>not cutting the tags out of clothing
>not cutting excess plastic off disposable water bottle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 07:16:07 No.1182030 Report

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>>1182029
>not removing the label from plastic water bottle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 07:16:26 No.1182031 Report

Quoted By: >>1182069

I usually purge my intestines by not eating several days before I leave for a 2 hour hike for maximum efficiency

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 11:42:06 No.1182069 Report

Quoted By: >>1182242

>>1182031
>not doing a full enima
Amature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 17:20:48 No.1182242 Report

Quoted By: >>1184874

>>1182069
>Existing in a physical form as matter

Beginner

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:54:57 No.1182525 Report

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>>1182027
This guy gets it.
Been free gumming it since early 2017. No ragrets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:58:25 No.1182529 Report

Quoted By: >>1182865

how in the fuck are UL memes not more prevalent. its a treasure trove

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 02:11:58 No.1182542 Report

Quoted By: >>1182557

>he doesn't shave his eyebrows before a hike

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 02:36:49 No.1182557 Report

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>>1182542
> he dose not shave all body hair in order to reduce all drag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 02:44:17 No.1182565 Report

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>He dousn't free his soul from his body before a long hike

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 02:49:09 No.1182574 Report

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>not astral projecting yourself to your destination

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 02:57:34 No.1182581 Report

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>not donating blood, semen or bone marrow prior to a hike.

It’s like you guys hate yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 03:07:57 No.1182595 Report

Quoted By: >>1182602

>>1182005
More efficient to just pull all of your teeth and lose the brush all together

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 03:16:17 No.1182602 Report

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>>1182595
>late to the party
>but catching on
Phfft.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 03:24:29 No.1182605 Report

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>not riding a wooly mammoth to your campsite

stay pleb /in/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 04:26:46 No.1182649 Report

Quoted By: >>1182700

>>1182005
>Leaving the house
It's like you want to carry around all that extra weight you call a body for no good reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 05:44:39 No.1182700 Report

Quoted By: >>1182708

>>1182649
This guy know what's up. With astral projection the only weight you need to manage is the weight of your worries on your mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 05:50:23 No.1182708 Report

Quoted By: >>1182710 >>1182711

>>1182700
>Astral projection
>Implying this doesn't add unnecessary psychic weight to the surrounding area

Honestly your best bet is just to kill yourself and become a disembodied spirit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 05:52:11 No.1182710 Report

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>>1182708
>the final solution
Muh dead nigah!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 05:53:32 No.1182711 Report

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>>1182708
>letting your sins weigh you down

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 06:01:43 No.1182716 Report

Quoted By: >>1182719 >>1182720 >>1182737 >>1182883 >>1183859

>not removing your limbs before a 2 week backpacking trip for a savings of 16000 calories

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 06:05:29 No.1182719 Report

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>>1182716
>not removing your OBVIOUS BONER for a savings of 30,000 more cal
In my case, but without limbs, there's at least 12kcal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 06:05:45 No.1182720 Report

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>>1182716
>not eating your limbs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 06:28:43 No.1182737 Report

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>>1182716
>Not removing your own head as it's where most of the heat escapes your body

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 06:32:47 No.1182740 Report

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>>1182737
>i approve this msg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 06:34:27 No.1182742 Report

Quoted By: >>1182743

>using a heavy backpack instead of your pant pockets

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 06:36:57 No.1182743 Report

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>>1182742
>thank you for playing...
>NEXT!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 13:16:42 No.1182863 Report

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Bump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 13:18:16 No.1182865 Report

Quoted By: >>1183265

>>1182529
I don't know man, someone needs to screencap this thread though, it's pure gold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 14:03:42 No.1182882 Report

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I was born 6'2", I had the majority of my shins removed to save weight. Now 5'4" and peak efficiency. AMA

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 14:05:33 No.1182883 Report

Quoted By: >>1182940 >>1183428

>>1182716
I was born 6'2", I had my shins removed to save weight. Now 5'1" and peak efficiency. Yesterday I hiked fitty miles. AMA

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 16:12:14 No.1182940 Report

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>>1182883
>13" shins

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 16:20:50 No.1182947 Report

Quoted By: >>1183266 >>1183283

>>1182005
My toothbrush is cast iron. Why would I drill holes in it? If you think that's heavy, use a game cart. You can carry like 750lbs over rough terrain and logs with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 17:57:07 No.1183045 Report

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>not just using a bamboo toothbrush
People are retarded

Zuriss !!S/L/65CPWjy

Zuriss !!S/L/65CPWjy Wed 17 Jan 2018 22:46:11 No.1183265 Report

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>>1182865
>it's pure gold
I think you ment to say pure hydrogen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 22:46:46 No.1183266 Report

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>>1182947
>being enslaved to your metal overlords
No thanks, anon, I'll stick with my trusty mule.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 22:55:23 No.1183272 Report

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>>1182557
He doesn’t cut his own dick off before a hike

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 23:04:02 No.1183280 Report

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>If I cant think of anything funny, I'm not even going to give it a shot
Definitely bumping.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 23:11:06 No.1183283 Report

Quoted By: >>1183316

>>1182947
>Not adding fidget spinners to your cart
Enjoy your immobility.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 23:30:18 No.1183290 Report

Quoted By: >>1183291 >>1183295 >>1183353

>not wearing tin foil for maximum thermal insulation, doubles as shelter

>bonus points if you drill holes for breathability and to save 1.7 grams

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 23:33:19 No.1183291 Report

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>>1183290
>+5000 resistance to gov mind control

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 23:40:01 No.1183295 Report

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>>1183290
>Bend aluminum too much
>Aluminum breaks
Coghlan's or bust.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 23:40:16 No.1183296 Report

Quoted By: >>1183297

>not using a 2.4 gram crack lighter as a stove

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 23:42:20 No.1183297 Report

Quoted By: >>1183338

>>1183296
>He can't make a natural fire

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 23:57:32 No.1183312 Report

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>not preparing your potato chips before a hike by separating the foldies from the slippies and packing them first

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 00:03:53 No.1183316 Report

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>>1183283
If the wheels are larger than those it doesn't matter.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 00:42:31 No.1183338 Report

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>>1183297
>Relying on making fire instead of finding naturally occurring thermal vents
It's like you WANT to leave a trace anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 00:58:18 No.1183353 Report

Quoted By: >>1183357

>>1183290
>not being naked
>not killing a large mammal each night and sleeping inside it's abdominal cavity

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 01:02:16 No.1183357 Report

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>>1183353
>not bringing a coat made only of fallen hairs
It's like you want to be a pleb

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 02:57:36 No.1183428 Report

Quoted By: >>1183460

>>1182883
Tell us all about how you killed fifty men

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 03:08:46 No.1183433 Report

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>Not restricting your breathing and heartbeat to conserve oxygen

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 03:52:25 No.1183460 Report

Quoted By: >>1183484 >>1184515

>>1183428

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 03:56:43 No.1183465 Report

Quoted By: >>1184007

>>1182005
>not attaching helium balloons to your pack

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 04:22:15 No.1183484 Report

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>>1183460
What about how your mother died in childbirth and you TORE YOURSELF RIGHT OUTA HER UTERY

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 04:46:42 No.1183496 Report

Quoted By: >>1184194

>rice/oatmeal in paper envelope
>use envelope to start fire
>cook and eat with no trash

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 04:55:55 No.1183508 Report

Quoted By: >>1183551

>not bringing UL 70mg speed pills instead of meme 5 lbs of food

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 06:47:42 No.1183551 Report

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>>1183508
>not bringing a waterbottle dosed with high amounts of LSD so that you don't need to sleep and save loads of money on a sleeping bag
a legitimate strategy believe it or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 21:31:56 No.1183826 Report

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>>1182005
>Not drilling holes in your food to have weight

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 21:33:00 No.1183827 Report

Quoted By: >>1184009

>>1182005
>Not drilling holes in your drills to save weight

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 21:41:38 No.1183830 Report

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>He doesn't astral project from his basement for maximum weight savings

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 22:36:00 No.1183846 Report

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>Leaving a body
it's like you want to be wasteful

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 22:45:39 No.1183856 Report

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>not drilling holes in your holes for maximum drilling efficency

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 22:52:56 No.1183859 Report

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>>1182716

>not eating your limbs mid-hike to gain 16000 calories and lose weight instead of packing food

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 22:55:46 No.1183860 Report

Quoted By: >>1183874

>not memorizing everything you need to know in song so you don't need to bring your plant identifying book

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 23:35:56 No.1183874 Report

Quoted By: >>1184082

>>1183860
>Creating new neurological pathways
Fatass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 00:10:12 No.1183927 Report

Quoted By: >>1183956

>not having surgery to transforming yourself into a real life furry so you can leave your winter clothes at home and hike nude

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 01:00:33 No.1183956 Report

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>>1183927
>Needing to conserve heat
amateur

Zuriss !!S/L/65CPWjy

Zuriss !!S/L/65CPWjy Fri 19 Jan 2018 02:58:31 No.1184007 Report

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>>1183465
>Not hiking on the moon.

Zuriss !!S/L/65CPWjy

Zuriss !!S/L/65CPWjy Fri 19 Jan 2018 03:00:15 No.1184009 Report

Quoted By: >>1184065

>>1183827
>Not drilling holes in your holes to save weight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 04:50:52 No.1184065 Report

Quoted By: >>1184486

>>1184009
>not being such an asshole that you are actually a blackhole and not made of matter or even light

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 05:19:04 No.1184082 Report

Quoted By:

>>1183874
Leave no trace bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 12:49:17 No.1184194 Report

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>>1183496
>rice/oatmeal
>not drinking pure calories in the form of oil

Zuriss !!S/L/65CPWjy

Zuriss !!S/L/65CPWjy Fri 19 Jan 2018 23:04:18 No.1184486 Report

Quoted By: >>1184512 >>1185462

>>1184065
>black holes have mass
>wanting to have mass
What are you Catholic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 23:59:56 No.1184512 Report

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>>1184486
>such an asshole
>Catholic
Checks out, he is

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 00:06:08 No.1184515 Report

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>>1183460
The most base cartoon character to ever grace television.

BRuja

BRuja Sat 20 Jan 2018 15:29:07 No.1184874 Report

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>>1182242
>not using anitmatter to even the overweight caused by the dust particles of your dead cells

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Anonymous Sun 21 Jan 2018 00:47:25 No.1185183 Report

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>>1182005
This is why females are better hikers, they have more holes by default.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jan 2018 04:32:24 No.1185362 Report

Quoted By: >>1185376

>Not drilling holes in your skull to let out evil spirits

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jan 2018 04:51:00 No.1185376 Report

Quoted By: >>1185398

>>1185362
How much do they weigh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jan 2018 05:43:06 No.1185398 Report

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>>1185376
They weigh enough anon. Trust me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Jan 2018 06:47:02 No.1185433 Report

Quoted By: >>1185460

>Not attaching large helium balloons to yourself and your pack and getting to keep your arms, legs, penis, teeth, head, and really anything else you want to carry along

Why do you have to make it so complicated?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jan 2018 08:18:08 No.1185460 Report

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>>1185433
you just gave me great diy idea
I live in a really flat place with no trees
the balloon is to light but I wonder if a large kite could carry some stuff tied to the string or even in a pack attached to the kite allowing me to walk freely holding the string

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jan 2018 08:25:28 No.1185462 Report

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>>1184486
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