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Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 10:46:46 No.1182825 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1182830 >>1182949 >>1183025 >>1183192 >>1183228 >>1183247 >>1183935 >>1185543 >>1186494 >>1189816

Do you FAP when /out/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 11:07:00 No.1182830 Report

Quoted By: >>1185349

>>1182825
Gotta assert campsite dominance some how

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 16:23:11 No.1182949 Report

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>>1182825
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 17:27:45 No.1183023 Report

Quoted By: >>1183027 >>1183233 >>1183577 >>1183978

Fap fap over the dying fire, the heat of the coals on my balls feels great and I love the sizzle when I jizz

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 17:29:10 No.1183025 Report

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>>1182825
i fap EVERYWHERE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 17:31:39 No.1183027 Report

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>>1183023

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 20:56:23 No.1183192 Report

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>>1182825
Wanking openly out in the middle of the forest is the best

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 21:35:56 No.1183210 Report

Quoted By: >>1185548

Fapping completely naked in the woods is the whole reason I ever bother going /out/ in the first place

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 21:59:53 No.1183228 Report

Quoted By: >>1183279 >>1183391 >>1183971

>>1182825
i think we have all established that everyone here who actually who does overnights has fapped in their bag more than once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 22:05:32 No.1183233 Report

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>>1183023

>Sizzle jizzle

Gotta impregnate the fire to get those fire babies on your next spot for easier ignition. Only logical.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 22:27:42 No.1183247 Report

Quoted By:

>>1182825

Only if I see some girls out camping

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 23:01:38 No.1183279 Report

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>>1183228
nah, i fapped into every river lake and sea i dipped into but never in the tent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 02:04:18 No.1183391 Report

Quoted By: >>1183394 >>1184134 >>1185553 >>1189817

>>1183228
here's the thing. you have to pinch your dick before you cum. don't worry, the cum just stays there in the tube of your tick. when you stop pinching it just shoots out like normal.

that way, you just walk to wherever is a good place to put it and boom. no mess. no cleanup. just piss immediately afterwards and you're golden.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 02:07:57 No.1183394 Report

Quoted By: >>1183452

>>1183391
>that way you just walk over to

Your friend's coffee cup and boom... add his suprise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 02:19:15 No.1183408 Report

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I usually beat it on to a log or tree or large leaf. Snap a pic for my girl. And go about my business.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 02:24:23 No.1183410 Report

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Fuck yes. Feeling the breeze on your balls and being out in the open without having to worry about people walking up on you while you jerk off is the shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 03:41:28 No.1183452 Report

Quoted By:

>>1183394
with cream

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 04:02:37 No.1183469 Report

Quoted By: >>1185744

Tried it once and got a mosquito bite on my scrotum. Will never do it again

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 08:58:02 No.1183577 Report

Quoted By: >>1185191

>>1183023

Fo shizzle, sizzle jizzle is srs bizzle my nizzle.

Jimmy Jonga

Jimmy Jonga Thu 18 Jan 2018 21:49:35 No.1183833 Report

Quoted By: >>1183942

Dig a hole. Fuck the hole. Nut the hole. Walk away. Repeat until you sperm covers the forest like the new deal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 00:23:10 No.1183935 Report

Quoted By: >>1183955

>>1182825
Shooting a fat load off a cliff is an incredible experience

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 00:39:18 No.1183942 Report

Quoted By: >>1186372

>>1183833
And that’s how cairns are born.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 00:58:52 No.1183955 Report

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>>1183935
Damn, I've pissed off some nice cliffs, but I bet beating it is even better

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 01:39:27 No.1183971 Report

Quoted By: >>1183973

>>1183228
Wtf? And ruin a good sleeping bag?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 01:42:16 No.1183973 Report

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>>1183971
>not reading the very thread
Dismissed from class, Scooter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 01:47:53 No.1183978 Report

Quoted By: >>1184003 >>1184011 >>1184506 >>1184694

>>1183023
Burning your sperm alive just seems so wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 02:48:57 No.1184003 Report

Quoted By: >>1184694

>>1183978
I bet you're a vegetarian too, aren't ya, ya sissy ninny?

Zuriss !!S/L/65CPWjy

Zuriss !!S/L/65CPWjy Fri 19 Jan 2018 03:04:08 No.1184011 Report

Quoted By: >>1184694

>>1183978
You would rather it dies a slow death in a sock?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 07:45:04 No.1184134 Report

Quoted By: >>1185011

>>1183391
>hold it in
>let it out later
>have cum leaking out over the next hour in your sleeping bag

Take a spare sock. Or nut directly on a bush.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 07:58:37 No.1184138 Report

Quoted By: >>1184163

It wastes nutrients i could otherwise use so no, i don't.
There's a Muhammad Ali quote about that I think,, but ya.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 10:10:45 No.1184163 Report

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>>1184138
Then eat it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 23:55:13 No.1184506 Report

Quoted By:

>>1183978
It's a necessary sacrifice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 00:46:58 No.1184527 Report

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You really can't take in nature until you've jerked one off in it.
I've tried to get my gf to have a roll in the hay innawoods but girls are just so fucking skittish

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:19:43 No.1184694 Report

Quoted By: >>1189393

>>1183978
>>1184003
>>1184011
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/664935

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 12:54:22 No.1184824 Report

Quoted By: >>1185553

Shit I thought I was the only one that pinched the tip

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 20:23:16 No.1185011 Report

Quoted By: >>1185553

>>1184134

no, the point is that you nut while pinching your dick, walk outside of your tent, let it out somewhere, piss to clear it all out, and then go back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jan 2018 00:53:36 No.1185191 Report

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>>1183577

underrated, checked.

>fo rizzle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jan 2018 04:07:31 No.1185349 Report

Quoted By:

>>1182830
Masturbation doesn't assert dominance. It's just perversion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jan 2018 14:10:47 No.1185543 Report

Quoted By: >>1185561

>>1182825
Only if I see a deer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jan 2018 14:15:34 No.1185548 Report

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>>1183210
How do you deal with mosquitoes? Dem fuckers make me wear clothes like a disgusting normie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jan 2018 14:22:30 No.1185553 Report

Quoted By: >>1185572

>>1183391
>>1185011
>>1184824
You guys do know that "pinching it off" instead of full release causes erectile dysfunction, prostate cancer and male breast enlargement?

If you want to sharpen your pencils into your 60s, stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jan 2018 14:40:56 No.1185561 Report

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>>1185543
While you're choking on soy over there, I grab her by the ears and give that doe the ride of her life. So if you ever see a deer walking bowlegged, I was probably around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jan 2018 15:07:54 No.1185572 Report

Quoted By: >>1185851

>>1185553
it probably just causes scarring of the urethrae maybe prostate issues also. just use a paper tissue to nut into releasing is more health for sure.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Jan 2018 19:32:01 No.1185744 Report

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>>1183469

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jan 2018 22:07:01 No.1185851 Report

Quoted By: >>1185948

>>1185572
what if paper tissue attract bears?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jan 2018 01:05:32 No.1185948 Report

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>>1185851
Female bears will become fertile and let you mount them.

Cuck male bears will just watch you and sub to your dom commands and lick the clean-up duty as instructed, while you berate their manhood.

It's the male off-spring killers you have to watch for. They will kill the female and proceed to rape you to death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jan 2018 20:59:07 No.1186372 Report

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>>1183942
I build one everywhere I cum while /out/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Jan 2018 11:05:21 No.1186494 Report

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>>1182825
After a week or so I'll start considering it. If I'm out for more than a month, absolutely

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2018 23:20:36 No.1189393 Report

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>>1184694
Don't ever post a link again Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jan 2018 15:46:05 No.1189816 Report

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>>1182825
I worked at a summer camp once in upstate NY. I had a 2 hour break so went for a hike and went to my usual spot on top of a hill in a forest with a shelter built on it. Normally I go there just to listen to some music or just chill out but today I was kinda horny.

I noticed a large spider web on the corner of the shelter so I watched some porn on my phone and shot a large load on the web, it was so strange, little beads of cum all over this spider web. looked magical.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jan 2018 15:47:20 No.1189817 Report

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>>1183391
It's also not as good as stroking while shooting your load, I mean you get the initial euphoria but you can keep it going for a couple of seconds more. not when you pinch though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jan 2018 16:41:57 No.1189836 Report

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no i need my mana

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