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Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 23:44:33 No.1183884 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1183891 >>1183892 >>1183894 >>1183895 >>1183897 >>1184160 >>1184235 >>1184381 >>1184538

How do you wipe your ass when you're /out/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 23:55:28 No.1183890 Report

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Just like when you’re /in/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 23:55:54 No.1183891 Report

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>>1183884
>Implying I wipe

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 23:56:56 No.1183892 Report

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>>1183884
>Implying I shit when /out/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 23:57:59 No.1183894 Report

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>>1183884
>Implying I shit at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 23:59:01 No.1183895 Report

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>>1183884
This thread is /shit/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 23:59:39 No.1183896 Report

Quoted By: >>1183970

In order of preference:

snow that clumps well; it washes and wipes at the same time
clean and dry moss
smooth sticks
smooth rocks; must be extraordinarily smooth, like at a river or lake beach
clean but wet moss

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 00:00:31 No.1183897 Report

Quoted By: >>1183964 >>1184070

>>1183884
Baby wipes. They’re comfy af for wiping, and you can also wipe down you balls and armpits with them on multi-day trips.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 00:14:27 No.1183930 Report

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Lamb's ear

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 00:38:47 No.1183941 Report

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pine cone>snow>stick>fir branch>grass>rock

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 00:54:17 No.1183949 Report

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Aquadump

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Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 00:55:28 No.1183950 Report

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Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 01:01:36 No.1183957 Report

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The campsite has flushing toilets and toilet paper. I bring my own just in case though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 01:01:48 No.1183958 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 01:21:23 No.1183964 Report

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>>1183897
This is the only acceptable answer here

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 01:34:02 No.1183970 Report

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>>1183896
>pussy
Bristle Cone pinecone
Prickly Pear cactus pad
Banana peel (menstruation only)
Shaggy Bark Juniper bark
A tasered unleashed dog
A tasered unleashed dogs owner

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 01:49:26 No.1183981 Report

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>>1183958
For fucks sake I hope this is bait. Please educate yourself on the dangers of human waste. There could be a hiker downstream filling their bottles. Disgusting. Myopic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 01:52:54 No.1183983 Report

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Standard asswipe which I then pack our along with my waste. #leavenotrace

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 01:54:38 No.1183984 Report

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baby wipes which i then use it to make baby wipe soup just like grandma used to

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 03:44:57 No.1184032 Report

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Catch a squirrel and wipe with it. Their squirming helps give a deeper clean

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 04:19:11 No.1184044 Report

Quoted By: >>1184068

Trailbuddy licks me clean, and I lick [spoiler:lit]her[/spoiler:lit] clean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 04:26:56 No.1184051 Report

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I use my hand + hand sanitizer

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 04:54:49 No.1184068 Report

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>>1184044
>him
Stop lyin, homos are known for thier scat fetishes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 04:59:44 No.1184070 Report

Quoted By: >>1184221

>>1183897
so you're saying I should wipe my ass and then my pits and balls or should I wipe my ass last? Not sure on the best order here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 09:55:30 No.1184160 Report

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>>1183884
when your shit is so hard from dehydration that it bounces 3 times after dropping you don't need to wipe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 14:26:43 No.1184221 Report

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>>1184070
Ass, your friend's ass, every ass you can get your fingers into, then face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 14:52:58 No.1184228 Report

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Eat fiber and it'll come out clean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 15:36:23 No.1184235 Report

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>>1183884
With stinging nettle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2018 20:11:58 No.1184381 Report

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>>1183884
I don't unless I bring a gf. Which means I don't

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 01:16:04 No.1184538 Report

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>>1183884
Bidet. If you are wiping your ass and not using water, you are an actual heathen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 01:46:28 No.1184558 Report

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>>1183970
don't cut yourself on those edges boi

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 02:06:06 No.1184572 Report

Quoted By: >>1185388

>>1184538
Have fun having a soggy ass, wet pants, and watery shit stains on your legs all day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jan 2018 00:57:22 No.1185196 Report

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>Not wearing a camel poop bag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jan 2018 05:15:30 No.1185388 Report

Quoted By: >>1185406

>>1184572
You don't fucking dunk your ass like an Oreo, uncultured Amerifat swine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jan 2018 05:50:58 No.1185402 Report

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Wipes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jan 2018 06:00:24 No.1185406 Report

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>>1185388
No. You just live so europoor that your women can't afford razors and NODODY can afford tp.

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