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>>1192591
Sometimes I wonder what are barbarians like you doing on /out/.

OP, you are human, don't tell me a possum is outsmarting you. Use your brain and pack your shit in a way small possum can't pilfer your things.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 22:15:48 No.1192600 Report

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>>1192597
You kill coons and shit all the time where I live they're pests. Best way I've found is anti freeze.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 22:19:14 No.1192601 Report

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>>1192589
Shoot them with a .22 or buckshot. Or use a bow to kill them silently if not in season

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 22:24:16 No.1192606 Report

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>>1192591
Its a national park you nigger, they'll send your ass to jail

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 22:31:03 No.1192611 Report

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>>1192606
Didn't see anything about national parks in the original post. It's still just another dead coon, they'd have to do a toxicology report and by the time they get the results back your long gone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jan 2018 02:41:40 No.1192768 Report

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>>1192589
I just chased two eating cat food off by back deck. If they tree up just throw stuff at them till they don't wanna be there. It won't hurt them. If you oppose this scream like a bitch. Nothing likes stuff thrown at it or loud stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jan 2018 03:03:11 No.1192782 Report

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>>1192606
lol, what? here's what i'm getting from your post.
>you're camping within being-found-by-anyone distance
>you're implying rangers specifically come to pester you
>you're implying you can't just cover the body with branches and shit or bury it
>you're implying you don't carry at least a trowel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jan 2018 04:29:12 No.1192824 Report

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>>1192596
>opossums

OP posted a "possum" not an "opossum" meaning he's in Australia, not America.

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Anonymous Wed 31 Jan 2018 04:50:15 No.1192830 Report

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>>1192824
Possums are more prevalent in NZ where they are an introduced pest with no natural predators. They go full /k/ on them there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jan 2018 04:51:35 No.1192832 Report

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>>1192830
>possums
>introduced

WTF is wrong with people?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jan 2018 12:14:47 No.1192975 Report

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>>1192782
Ok, my bad for not specifying. I figured you would come up with some interesting solutions but i shluld've guessed a .22 is one of them.

This is australia, national park (in a camping ground, no rangers, other campers not visible but present), noguns. Do americans really kill inside a protected park? I know you could hide it and all but seriously?

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Anonymous Wed 31 Jan 2018 12:29:39 No.1192981 Report

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>AK47
>when you absolutely, positively have to kill every mother fuckin' possum in da house!
>or an SKS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jan 2018 12:47:49 No.1192984 Report

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Pet them. So will steal meal for you from another hikers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jan 2018 14:05:49 No.1193013 Report

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>>1192975
>$15,000 in fines; 60 days in jail; 18 months in prison (suspended); probation; banned from hunting and entering any national park for five years; levied in 1991 against Donald Eugene Lewis, of Alabama, for 14 deer-poaching charges in Utah in 1991, and for poaching big game in Yellowstone National Park from the early 1980s through 1991.

>$13,277 in fines; 60 days in jail (50 suspended; seven days electronic home monitoring); 60 hours of community service; suspended hunting privileges for three years; levied in February 2009 against Justin Angles, of Fostoria, Ohio, and Dan Mahoney, of Akron, Ohio, for illegally killing a "celebrity" 15-point white-tailed deer in Side Cut Metropark, Ohio, in early October 2008. Angles was also ordered to pay $1,156 in court costs, and Mahoney was ordered to pay $764 in court costs.

>$6,000 fine; two years supervised probation; two years suspension of North American hunting privileges; 80 hours community service; levied in 2006 against Michael Renner, of Dickinson, N.D., for killing two elk inside the boundary of Theodore Roosevelt National Park near Medora, N.D., in October 2005.

>No fine, but 15 years in federal prison and five years probation, in 1986, for Loren Jay Ellison, of Wyoming, following a November 1981 to October 1984 investigation into poaching in Yellowstone National Park that spanned six states and several foreign countries and resulted in 33 convictions.

In the early 1980s, there was a group of guys here who went to the local park where tourists have fed deer for the past 50ish years. The deer were so tame they will eat out of your hand. They chloroformed the deer, slit their throats, gutted them, and hauled them on 2 trucks. They were tracked by police from the blood trail leaking out of the trucks all the way home. They'd killed 47 deer. There wasn't much news about it and I can't find evidence of it ever happening online at all. People were fucking livid about it.

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Anonymous Wed 31 Jan 2018 17:14:04 No.1193097 Report

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>>1192606
Killing animals in a national forest is not illegal. Hunting is the majority of the use the US national forests get.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jan 2018 17:22:11 No.1193105 Report

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>taser deer
>drag out of NP
>hab sex
>kill
>eat

>profit??

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Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 02:47:19 No.1193500 Report

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>>1192589
Don't stop them. Opossums just want to be friends. So sad they don't feel they can join you at the table in the daylight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 03:34:13 No.1193537 Report

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>>1192589
Opossums are fine, they will hiss but generally do only good. Now the Trash pandas can all die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 04:09:19 No.1193572 Report

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>>1192589
Possum wool blend /out/wear is far superior to plain wool check it out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Feb 2018 11:55:03 No.1195186 Report

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>>1192606
Which jail do these possums and raccoons run exactly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Feb 2018 14:00:59 No.1195224 Report

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>>1192824

Plenty of Americans spell it that way too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Feb 2018 19:43:32 No.1195393 Report

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>>1192589
A .22 rifle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Feb 2018 07:16:07 No.1195726 Report

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>>1192597
i like /out/ but damn i hate the yuppies it brings

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Anonymous Sun 04 Feb 2018 07:18:18 No.1195728 Report

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>>1193097

national PARK. national forests, yes, hunting in national PARKS is a fucking felony you nitwit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Feb 2018 07:26:40 No.1195731 Report

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>>1192824
>pines in australia

t. tree guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Feb 2018 13:06:01 No.1195797 Report

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>>1195731
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casuarina

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Anonymous Sun 04 Feb 2018 19:38:28 No.1195997 Report

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>>1192597
>I've never seen a raccoon rip a cat apart
>I don't go out and think all animals act like the Disney movies my reality is based on

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 10:08:13 No.1197288 Report

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>>1192589
Had you try peeing all around your camp? Hopefully testosteron will keep them in distance, only works if you're a male.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 12:36:27 No.1197327 Report

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>>1193500
Fuck possums, overgrown rats that breed way too fast and steal your shit. Literally nature's dindus.

Raccoons are alright, I don't know why we don't train them. They already have intelligence and little hands, they can inherit all our tech when humans kick the nuclear bucket.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 12:42:14 No.1197329 Report

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>>1195997
>Letting a cat outside that can't even defend itself against a coon
Probably just a shit cat m8, that's natural selection

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 13:35:40 No.1197348 Report

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>>1193013

That’s just fucking greedy. Take one or two each and nobody would have been any the wiser.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 13:46:55 No.1197353 Report

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>>1193013
>Chloroformed, garotted, gutted, and hauled 47 essentially domesticated deer
The other examples seemed excessively punitive, but that last one's far out of the "poaching" category and well into "serial killer" range.

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