/out/ - Outdoors » Thread #1206760

[11 / 3 / ?]

26KiB, 411x412, kot.jpg

Anonymous Sun 18 Feb 2018 13:59:58 No.1206760 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1206768 >>1206913 >>1206973 >>1209219 >>1211029

>be me
>go for a long walk with my dog this morning
>40 minutes in
>in a woodland area
>ohshitneedapoo.jpg
>dig a hole with a stick
>pull down trousers
>miss the hole with explosive diarrhoea
>mix the diarrhoea into the soil with a the digging stick
>walk away

Did I do good?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Feb 2018 14:05:45 No.1206762 Report

Quoted By: >>1206764

How did your dog react?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Feb 2018 14:09:50 No.1206764 Report

Quoted By: >>1211029

>>1206762
He barked at me

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1483521683877.jpg, 1MiB, 1536x2048

Anonymous Sun 18 Feb 2018 14:14:57 No.1206768 Report

Quoted By: >>1206772

>>1206760
I love that cat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Feb 2018 14:23:54 No.1206772 Report

Quoted By:

>>1206768
Cute cats under a tree

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Feb 2018 18:08:25 No.1206913 Report

Quoted By:

>>1206760
I was kinda hoping the dog would lick your ass clean

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Feb 2018 19:36:19 No.1206973 Report

Quoted By: >>1209170

>>1206760
Why worry about digging a hole? My dog shits on the ground, what’s the difference?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2018 11:20:23 No.1209170 Report

Quoted By: >>1209708 >>1211029

>>1206973
Well, you wouldn't want to step in somebody's poo in the woods. But also human poop can be pretty upsetting for animals. Not just from humans, but also other animals' poop. Unauthorized poop. Bold, provoking, stinky foreign poop.

The animals will hold emergency meetings. They will attempt to discover who is the new predator around. The horrid stench of post-mortem taco bell spicy remains have the councils of all tribes already in fear. Panic will settle among the furry populace. Heads will roll, in a classic attempt to calm the lemming masses, but it is too late.

Your irl poop-post in nature was the drop that made the glass spills. Full-scale critter nuclear war is inevitable. One simple act of excretion, we might think. Yet the political consequences will create waves in the forests for critter generations to come. It might also go completely undetected, but do you really want to take that kind of chance?

You had one job, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2018 14:02:43 No.1209219 Report

Quoted By:

>>1206760
>miss the hole with explosive diarrhoea
>mix the diarrhoea into the soil with a the digging stick
>walk away
You kinda forgot the point where you wipe your bum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2018 23:59:28 No.1209708 Report

Quoted By:

>>1209170
humans are animals. that essay you wrote there is null and void

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Ingersol.png, 201KiB, 449x530

Anonymous Fri 23 Feb 2018 11:35:39 No.1211029 Report

Quoted By:

>>1206760
>>1206764
>>1209170
The only awesome board on all of 4chan. Thank you bruvs.

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches