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>be Zach
>BASED /out/ist
>skilled craftsman
>meet beautiful woman
>get married
>have babies
>live off grid in a yurt
>life is good
>sign up for History Channel TV series: Alone
>get accepted on Alone
>survive for 87 days
>wife takes care of homestead and kids the whole time
>Win Alone
>wife comes to meet you
>get $500k
>buy a house
>wife leaves you for some new-age hippy Buddhist faggot
What the FUCK is wrong with women!?
>BASED /out/ist
>skilled craftsman
>meet beautiful woman
>get married
>have babies
>live off grid in a yurt
>life is good
>sign up for History Channel TV series: Alone
>get accepted on Alone
>survive for 87 days
>wife takes care of homestead and kids the whole time
>Win Alone
>wife comes to meet you
>get $500k
>buy a house
>wife leaves you for some new-age hippy Buddhist faggot
What the FUCK is wrong with women!?