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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 07:23:36 No.1221243 View View Reply Original Report

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Welcome to Sequoia National Park! My name is Christina, I'll be your ranger for today. Let me know if you have any questions!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 07:24:48 No.1221245 Report

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>>1221243
Oh I'm sorry Christina, I was looking for Alt Sequoia National Park. Have a nice day!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 12:41:07 No.1221361 Report

Quoted By: >>1223190 >>1223256 >>1224844

>>1221243
Stay away from me. I come out here to be alone dammit! What part of the look on my face said ‘yes, I would, in fact, like to be harassed by government employees right now’??

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 13:23:21 No.1221369 Report

Quoted By: >>1221370

I don't trust female park staff after the time I canoed to some shitty local park with paved roads where you had to buy your firewood at the front building and some woman in a pickup saw us slugging a giant mesh bag of firewood on the half hour walk back to the tent and offered to deliver it and then she fucked off and left us sitting in the dark at sunset

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 13:24:59 No.1221370 Report

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>>1221369
>some shitty local park

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 13:29:13 No.1221372 Report

Quoted By: >>1221377 >>1221434 >>1222422

>Fuck I'm lost
>babe just ask for directions
>no i got this
>ask the ranger
>fine
>i dont know its my first day lol
>be in middle of nowhere
>im lost
>the ranger is lost
>BUT lol right LOL HAHAHAHAH LOL FUCK ME

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 13:42:56 No.1221377 Report

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>>1221372
nice hypothetical anecdote friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 14:12:50 No.1221389 Report

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>>1221243
>wheres your benis?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 14:29:10 No.1221402 Report

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nice hat idiot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 14:33:05 No.1221405 Report

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>>1221243
Hello Crsan May u removed cloth?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 14:44:31 No.1221413 Report

Quoted By: >>1224981

May I speak to a male ranger? It's 2018 and I respect women so much you shouldn't have to deal with my rape stares and disbelief of your competence. You are making me uncomfortable

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 15:27:40 No.1221434 Report

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>>1221372
lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 15:32:59 No.1221437 Report

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get these dam spics out of my country pls and thank u

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 08:31:28 No.1222128 Report

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Marble Falls trail SUCKS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 12:52:09 No.1222204 Report

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What are Tilden's six principles of interpretation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:03:10 No.1222229 Report

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>>1221243
>elgoblino.png

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:05:24 No.1222278 Report

Quoted By: >>1222281

I have never understood why white nationalists hate race mixing when, historically speaking, we white men have spread our seed in every willing and unwilling womb we have found on our conquests

the spread of white genes to uplift the lower races is manifest destiny

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:07:15 No.1222281 Report

Quoted By: >>1222298

>>1222278
>>>/pol/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:22:12 No.1222298 Report

Quoted By: >>1222467

>>1222281
fuck off leftowitz

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:48:45 No.1222339 Report

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>>1221243
wat dat mouf do

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:53:05 No.1222340 Report

Quoted By: >>1222698

is this just a troll thread now?

I'm planning a roadtrip through Socal in May for two weeks, this happens to be one of the stops that seems worth spending some time... really just want to see huge ass trees so... how long would you reccommend for a minimum stay? How is camping handled?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 19:08:22 No.1222422 Report

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>>1221372
Sounds like the perfect set up for lolsorandumboredom threesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 20:11:17 No.1222461 Report

Quoted By: >>1223291

>>1221437
>talks about spics
>posts an image of a white woman
???

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 20:18:21 No.1222467 Report

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>>1222298
CIVIC
I giggled solidly
>>1221243
I get my own ranger?
So im gonna... uh... go out for a couple of days.
Route? Uh.. North?
Campsites?
Well I mean if its flat and has natural barriers around it.
Larp?
Well im high and typing so Am I gonna stop?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 20:28:50 No.1222469 Report

Quoted By: >>1222519

what does your asshole smell like after a long hot day of patrolling the wilderness?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 22:25:39 No.1222512 Report

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LA CRIATURA ABOMINABLE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 22:42:02 No.1222517 Report

Quoted By: >>1222746 >>1223142

>>1221243
Well Christina, how much people go missing due to interdenominational underground vampire clans?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 22:43:32 No.1222519 Report

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>>1222469
>after a long hot day of patrolling the wilderness?

Do you actually think she does shit like that? Probably stays in the climate controlled toll booth all day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 22:51:04 No.1222523 Report

Quoted By: >>1222694

hello christmas where is gates of arctic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 04:19:23 No.1222691 Report

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>>1221243
Hola, Christina. How many bear attack wounds and lightning strike wounds have you attended to?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 04:25:50 No.1222694 Report

Quoted By:

>>1222523
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 04:29:02 No.1222698 Report

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>>1222340
if you just want to see the big trees you can do it in a day, there's kind of a lot of people though if you don't hit the trails in the back end of the park. once you get past cedar grove it gets pretty isolated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 05:46:17 No.1222746 Report

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>>1222517
Er...ermm...uhh....i'm just a college intern for the summer!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 20:18:39 No.1223142 Report

Quoted By: >>1223253

>>1222517

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 21:14:35 No.1223190 Report

Quoted By: >>1223256

>>1221361
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 22:34:31 No.1223252 Report

Quoted By:

>>1221243
May I see your balloon knot pls? Also is there WiFi here in the woods?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 22:36:43 No.1223253 Report

Quoted By:

>>1223142
Kekekekek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 22:39:00 No.1223255 Report

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>>1221243
I’ve met her before. She’s a nice person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 22:40:28 No.1223256 Report

Quoted By: >>1223890

>>1223190
>>1221361
As an NPS employee, I like to walk up to the grouches and ask if they need assistance particularly because it pisses them off.

Bepis !n/ZnkB9jUw

Bepis !n/ZnkB9jUw Sat 10 Mar 2018 23:38:56 No.1223291 Report

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>>1222461
I came here to ask this. Is she mixed or what? She has a cute face like that royal mulatto British wife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Mar 2018 00:38:30 No.1223332 Report

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>>1221243
>NO SPEAKO EXAPNOLE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Mar 2018 01:31:38 No.1223355 Report

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AM I BEING DETAINED??

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Mar 2018 19:10:56 No.1223856 Report

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>>1221243
What kind of underwear are you wearing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Mar 2018 19:43:25 No.1223890 Report

Quoted By: >>1223994 >>1226474

>>1223256
i used ti enjoy chatting with park rangers, but over the last 10 years, they got increasingly nazi-like, where they basically walk up to everyone they see and recite all the rules and interrogate you about whether you are going to break them or not, with an innuendo on some level, that they will bust your balls if you so much as step 2 inches off the trail

i know the rules, i don't need you fucks coming up to me and reading me the riot act as soon as i get there even though i do nothing wrong

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Mar 2018 21:14:18 No.1223947 Report

Quoted By: >>1226417

>>1221243
>you were born just in time for middle and upper class brown people to take all your opportunities away from you

this bitch doesn't look like she worked a hard day in her entire life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Mar 2018 22:10:56 No.1223993 Report

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I want to marry her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Mar 2018 22:11:28 No.1223994 Report

Quoted By: >>1224994

>>1223890
No idea what parks you're going to but I've never had that issue. It sounds like a made up problem or you just look shifty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Mar 2018 22:50:59 No.1224844 Report

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>>1221361
I come to this popular tourist destination tended and guarded by you guys to be alone. why are you smiling and not surviving?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Mar 2018 02:31:53 No.1224981 Report

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>>1221243
hey Christina, want me to help you keep those teeth nice and white?

>>1221413
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Mar 2018 03:05:33 No.1224994 Report

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>>1223994
well you are mistaken.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Mar 2018 07:26:10 No.1225773 Report

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mfw the QTest park ranger i ever saw was a ranger at lodgepole campground in sequoia

she looked like one of those long legged, svelt, blonde, blue eyed with a killer smile swedish models of the 80s/90s

Bepis !n/ZnkB9jUw

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Bepis !n/ZnkB9jUw Wed 14 Mar 2018 10:56:02 No.1225814 Report

Quoted By: >>1226469

>>1221243
>tfw you have been fishing your secret lunker spot all morning and she pulls up and starts casting over your line

Do you try and talk to her or tie on a 4oz pyramid weight and launch it at her head?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 03:42:08 No.1226417 Report

Quoted By: >>1227026

>>1223947
What, are you saying that only white people should be lazy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 05:58:31 No.1226469 Report

Quoted By: >>1226930 >>1227006

>>1225814
My buddy launched a 3oz round weight into side of someone's head on a public dock, he went down and didn't move. I was pretty sure he was going to die, he didn't press charges despite being in the hospital for a week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 06:28:33 No.1226474 Report

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>>1223890
A criminology degree and outdoorsyness are all you need to get a ranger post easily so there's quite a few failed cops among them.

I live in Canada and only camp on crown land so rangers are of no consequence to me anyways.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 06:35:53 No.1226479 Report

Quoted By: >>1226844

LISTEN HERE LIL MISS PISSY! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'LL LOSE YOUR JOB! THERE BE THE SEQUOIA WILD MAN OUT THERE AN YOU BETTER TELL ME WHERE THAT SONOVABITCH IS AT! WERE GON BAG AND TAG THAT STINKY BASTARD!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 12:32:17 No.1226555 Report

Quoted By: >>1227013

Damn, she's cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 17:38:30 No.1226735 Report

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>>1221243
Where's the rest of the Lollipop League?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 20:07:58 No.1226844 Report

Quoted By: >>1226847

>>1226479
HHUCKLEBERRY, THAT NICE MEXICAN LADY LIED TO US. I JUST HEARD THE SEQUOIA WILD MAN OVER THERE IN THAT BUSH. GIT YER GUNS READY!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 20:10:16 No.1226847 Report

Quoted By: >>1226850

>>1226844
OH LORD THAT HAIRY BASTARD JUST THREW A ROCK AT ME! I SEENS HIM! I DIDN'T GET IT ON CAMERA BUT I SEENS HIM!

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 20:14:26 No.1226850 Report

Quoted By: >>1226855

>>1226847
OH FUCK! THAT SONOVABITCH JUST CHARGED ME, I'M GITTIN' DA HELL OUTTA HERE! ((RADIO: TRAPPER! DO YOU DO COME IN!? OVER, I'M MAKING A TACTICAL RETREAT, OVER.))

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 20:17:49 No.1226855 Report

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>>1226850
((RADIO: I HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR BUTTER BUCKET, THIS AREA IS A HOTBED OF SEQUOIA WILD MAN ACTIVITY, A ALPHA MALE SEQUOIA WILD MAN JUST THREW ME IN A RIVER. IT'S TIME FOR A FULL SCALE RETREATS BOYS. THAT DAMN MECXICAN LADY GOT SOME 'SPLAININ TO DO, OVER))

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 20:24:41 No.1226859 Report

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Well butter bucket, this area definitely has Sequoia wild man here, we didn't get'em this time but were just gettin' started. I'd say we almost got the sonovabitch tonight. let's go back to the motel and eat some corndogs and mayo'.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 20:48:00 No.1226874 Report

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did they git it?
I bet that bastard slipped right out their hands like a jew from a gas chamber

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 22:02:00 No.1226930 Report

Quoted By:

>>1226469
God damn that sounds brutal

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2018 00:11:45 No.1227006 Report

Quoted By:

>>1226469
Holy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2018 00:21:26 No.1227013 Report

Quoted By: >>1227115

>>1226555
>cute
Dude wtf, she's real life la creatura of 56%

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2018 00:46:41 No.1227026 Report

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>>1226417
In a white country, yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2018 02:54:57 No.1227115 Report

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>>1227013
>Women of other races can’t be cute
Holy shit, dude didn’t say he wanted to marry and impregnate her, sullying his bloodline and forefitting his birthright. This place

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