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Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2018 09:55:48 No.1227892 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1227894 >>1227904 >>1227941 >>1228022 >>1228142 >>1228202 >>1228559 >>1228587

I hate going pee in the woods.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2018 09:59:10 No.1227894 Report

Quoted By: >>1227898 >>1229368

>>1227892
You'd really hate going pee next to a river in the Amazon and having a fish swim up the tip of your dick, then. Don't like taking a piss innawoods? Don't go innawoods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2018 10:06:02 No.1227898 Report

Quoted By: >>1227901 >>1227938 >>1228559 >>1229096

>>1227894
>your dick
I'm a girl btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2018 10:11:32 No.1227901 Report

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>>1227898
They might swim up your vag, too. Who knows? I'm not an expert on penis fish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2018 10:13:49 No.1227904 Report

Quoted By: >>1227965 >>1228003

>>1227892
Just never pee into the rivers and you should be ok. Other than that peeing is not as bad as trying to find somewhere to shit.

How do you guys find somewhere to shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2018 12:20:04 No.1227938 Report

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>>1227898
Gross

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2018 12:31:06 No.1227941 Report

Quoted By: >>1227950 >>1228022 >>1228144 >>1228195 >>1228587 >>1229246

>>1227892

improvise adapt overcome

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2018 13:18:20 No.1227950 Report

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>>1227941
l-lewd!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2018 14:25:40 No.1227965 Report

Quoted By: >>1227975

>>1227904
1. Find fallen tree
2. Sit on said tree
3. ???
4. Profit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2018 14:47:27 No.1227975 Report

Quoted By: >>1228013

>>1227965
faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2018 14:48:06 No.1227976 Report

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i had a hornet sting the tip of my dick when i was at football camp freshman year

on the plus side it got me over my locker room shyness real quick by having everybody run over to see why i was screaming and holding my dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2018 16:10:47 No.1228003 Report

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just squat and piss OP. drip dry for a sec, it's not that bad unless you're on your period
>>1227904#
dig a hole and shit in it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2018 16:39:39 No.1228013 Report

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>>1227975
What?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2018 16:49:36 No.1228022 Report

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>>1227892
>>1227941
Came here to post this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2018 20:31:37 No.1228142 Report

Quoted By: >>1229114

>>1227892
really op? i love it. its the best kind of feeling to drop my pants and wave my little guy in the wind to breath the fresh air and pee in the most free and relaxed way
makes me want to just stroll through the woods completely neked
i could understand maybe if you are a girl you might not like it as much but, as a guy, i think its the best way to go. i mean, as long as its doesn't mean pissing in an outhouse. god those things are disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2018 20:32:40 No.1228144 Report

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>>1227941
i did not come here to be aroused

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2018 21:47:34 No.1228195 Report

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>>1227941
these things only sort of work

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2018 21:57:52 No.1228202 Report

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>>1227892
Once you've shat in a portapotty that's nearly full to the brim, you realize how delightful digging a hole in fresh air is.

t. infantryman

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2018 21:59:41 No.1228203 Report

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Feels great imo, though sometimes I get impatient and fall victim to the trip.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 05:21:49 No.1228425 Report

Quoted By: >>1228471

Is there a better /out/ feel than pissing off of mountains or cliffs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 08:44:01 No.1228471 Report

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>>1228425
No, man...
Aah... the feels

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 13:10:47 No.1228559 Report

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>>1227892
>>1227898
LONDON

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:00:15 No.1228587 Report

Quoted By: >>1228618 >>1229155

>>1227892
>>1227941
>>1228022
>this thread yet again

Christ, it is like you stupid fucks don't tell each other about these things or something. Why is the line of communication for this failing in your girl circles? This makes me think you are product shilling or are a tranny, because every person I know who is a legit female already knows this shit for fucking years and years. This is literally like someone coming on and saying, "I'm a grill and I can't stop the bleeding, what do? Oh....'tampons' what is that tell me more..." Which would be nearly as astounding as these threads.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:42:56 No.1228618 Report

Quoted By: >>1229149

>>1228587
Looks like someone is on the flow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 05:17:09 No.1229096 Report

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>>1227898
Obviously... Guys enjoy pissing outside.. on anything..

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 05:45:51 No.1229114 Report

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>>1228142
Why not just pee next to the outhouse?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 09:05:51 No.1229149 Report

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>>1228618
CARLOS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 09:13:29 No.1229153 Report

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I'm a dude and I've only shat outdoors a few times and only ever enjoyed it when the shit was besieging my anus like one of those medieval battering rams.

It's something I expect I'll get used to and you will too. Basically I'm giving you the /ot/ equivalent of "Git gud feggit"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 09:15:57 No.1229155 Report

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>>1228587
So what you're really saying is that you just want to complain and have everyone listen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 13:54:35 No.1229246 Report

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>>1227941
that just looks like a mess

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 17:40:47 No.1229368 Report

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>>1227894
>going pee in a river
ftfy

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