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Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 17:58:38 No.1228736 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1228755 >>1228760 >>1228779 >>1228804 >>1228806 >>1233076 >>1235630

I'm going camping in the spring with a Russian girl I've been talking to for a few months now. To increase the chances of her snuggling up to me should I bring a tent or a Zeltbahn to sleep under?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 18:08:50 No.1228741 Report

Quoted By: >>1228826

Better wave your passport

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 18:16:58 No.1228742 Report

Quoted By: >>1228744

Anon you will have sekx either way so bring the comfier and lighter option. Hav fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 18:18:17 No.1228744 Report

Quoted By: >>1228746

>>1228742
What makes you say that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 18:23:20 No.1228746 Report

Quoted By: >>1228748

>>1228744
>Talk with girl for months
>She wants to go camp with you
Because she likes you, mate, also going /out/ and the two of you being alone under the stars will bring your animal instincts and sex will happen naturally. You will probably end up with a gf. Same happened to another anon a couple days ago. Again, pack the comfier option and don't overthink it, let things flow and enjoy then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 18:30:28 No.1228748 Report

Quoted By: >>1228770 >>1228806 >>1228826

>>1228746
Makes sense I guess.
We're both the basically same admixture (She's Volga Tatar and I'm Altai and Swiss) and the chances that we would've run into each other is rare. Even then, the chances that we would like the same things too is rare. She wants me to teach her to shoot too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 18:41:29 No.1228755 Report

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>>1228736
S M A S H E D
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GNARLY TOAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 18:54:11 No.1228760 Report

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>>1228736
Hey Don jr., just don't let her take compromising pics of you. And don't tell her national secrets for anal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 18:57:30 No.1228763 Report

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Girls saying they want to go camping with you is code for girls saying they want to have sex with you.

Don't worry about maximizing your chances anon, just take joy in the fact that you've made it. Congratulations.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 19:04:43 No.1228770 Report

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>>1228748
Sounds nice, anon. Good for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 19:14:22 No.1228779 Report

Quoted By: >>1228782

>>1228736
a zeltbahn as in NVA canvas shelter half or plash palatka ? I still love my NVA tarp. So if youll be snuggling together anyway all the time you can get two of those, will weight as much as a tent but man, youll feel like an animal while you screw her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 19:17:35 No.1228782 Report

Quoted By: >>1228789

>>1228779
I was thinking of getting two NVA Zelts because why not. I was going to just give her the extra one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 19:30:32 No.1228789 Report

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>>1228782
yeah, ive got at least three of them, the older ones are a very tiny bit thicker, just as much that youll notice but it doesnt really matter, they are bit heavier and have real cordage, the "new" ones (80s+) are a bit lighter thinner and got plastic cordage. I love these things, if you wanna be extra cool, take two with you and let her carry one, so youve got one extra for a super big tent, or as ground sheet or as extra blanket.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 19:31:08 No.1228790 Report

Quoted By: >>1228796 >>1228809

Get an enclosed or mesh tent inner instead of a zeltbahn and get an UCO lantern, romantic and no bugs to interfere. Make sure you wear good deodorant, stay hydrated and wash your hands beforehand - you don’t want to give her a UTI

Here’s a magic tip: learn how to make Nettle Tea: bitches love a man who can forage, and nettles are full of iron that girls really need to be high energy- you don’t want to have sex with an anemic lump.

Clear all the rocks and sticks from under your tent beforehand. Build a good fire, practice first. Don’t take too many pots - one 1L one for the both of you, and maybe a frying pan, so you can keep your pack weight low and not seem unprepared, tired, huffing and puffing, and have to deal with loads of dirty dishes before going to bed. Don’t be tempted to skip out on food - sex on an empty stomach is miserable and you’ll be cold after

Make sure she wears panties inside the tent because sleeping bags are hard to wash.

And again, sterilise your hands beforehand, and if you get B.O., wash your armpits properly - manly musk isn’t always the best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 19:34:26 No.1228793 Report

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yeah, get her lots of nettle tee, she will pee more than she will talk i tell ya, but maybe thats your kink

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Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 19:42:24 No.1228796 Report

Quoted By: >>1228803 >>1228818

>>1228790
>this fucking guy
Lel

>Make sure she wears panties inside the tent because sleeping bags are hard to wash
What did he mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 19:52:56 No.1228803 Report

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>>1228796
>what do he mean by this?

He meant you must be 18 to post here, so go ask your mommy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 19:55:47 No.1228804 Report

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>>1228736
You need the warmest, cleanest and most comfortable experience you can create while camping. Make sure you have flush toilets and showers nearby. If off the grid, have a portable shower and acceptable bathroom arrangement

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 19:58:30 No.1228806 Report

Quoted By: >>1228809

>>1228736
>>1228748
You're going to get murdered you fucking retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 20:03:24 No.1228809 Report

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>>1228790
I was just going to bring my M31 mess kit and my spork for cooking, maybe buy her a cheap milsurp one, if not I can always share.

>>1228806
Lol no. I know her brother, the family is cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 20:26:02 No.1228818 Report

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>>1228796
you've never gotten a girl wet before?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 20:45:33 No.1228826 Report

Quoted By: >>1228828

>>1228741
>>1228748
Yeah, and this nigga has a Swiss passport. That's the most valuable passport on earth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 20:46:19 No.1228828 Report

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>>1228826
She lives in the US. She moved here when she was 12.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Mar 2018 02:32:02 No.1230523 Report

Quoted By: >>1230549 >>1231003

Camping is off boys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Mar 2018 03:29:43 No.1230549 Report

Quoted By: >>1230903

>>1230523
What happened OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Mar 2018 16:35:03 No.1230903 Report

Quoted By: >>1230912 >>1230955 >>1231003 >>1231012 >>1231071

>>1230549
She basically poured her heart out to me and told me we couldn't be together even thought she really wanted to because of the age gap. "Anon, what would a reasonable person say? If we lived in a dreamworld I would say age is just a number - but we don't." "We will be okay, maybe we can go hiking together when I'm 100 and you're 20 haha. Jk Sad sad sad. "
I'm 10 years younger than her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Mar 2018 16:46:50 No.1230912 Report

Quoted By: >>1231056

>>1230903
that sucks but there will come another you can spend the night under the stars fucking viciously in a passionate manner together

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Mar 2018 18:08:36 No.1230955 Report

Quoted By: >>1231056

>>1230903
That nothing. I married a woman who is 18 years younger then me.

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Anonymous Wed 21 Mar 2018 19:37:41 No.1231003 Report

Quoted By: >>1231056

>>1230523
>>1230903
Don't give up already, if you like her who cares about the 10 year gap between both of you. Maybe she's just testing you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Mar 2018 19:56:43 No.1231012 Report

Quoted By: >>1231056

>>1230903
That a test anon.

Go call her right now and say you don't care she older, that your care for her and you want to spend time with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Mar 2018 21:03:41 No.1231056 Report

Quoted By: >>1231071 >>1231073

>>1231012
>>1231003
>>1230955
>>1230912
Last thing I said to her was
"I was looking forward to the day we could go hike or some shit together. Also I'll be honest, I felt a connection - Something that I rarely feel with anyone. I guess I was just born in the wrong time."
And she hasn't texted back. She usually texts back at 8 / noon / 3. Last activity on her account has been 20 hours ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Mar 2018 21:39:12 No.1231071 Report

Quoted By: >>1231073 >>1231142

>>1231056
>>1230903
In contrast to what these other guys are saying, I'm going to say to just not worry about her. A woman 10 years your senior is going to be at the end of her childbearing years, if not beyond them already. There are plenty of fish in the sea (cliche I know, but it's true) and you'll find someone closer to your age or younger to be happy with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Mar 2018 21:41:54 No.1231073 Report

Quoted By: >>1231142 >>1231150

>>1231071
>>1231056
This OP, I dated a 29 year old that turned 30 while I was 19

It was great and all, sex was all me doing the work, and she expects you to be a 29 year old at the end of it

Is a little sad when a 30 year old is expecting you to pay no matter what for everything when you're just out of high school lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Mar 2018 23:39:39 No.1231142 Report

Quoted By: >>1232163 >>1235572 >>1235700

>>1231071
>>1231073
I suppose, but I never really had luck with women. I'm only 18 and I've had like maybe one girlfriend my entire life. I just have an "old soul" I'm told and there aren't many women who are interested in the stuff I'm interested in - While she's on of them, she's also 28.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Mar 2018 23:48:52 No.1231150 Report

Quoted By: >>1231158

>>1231073
Also she was telling me how shit like

"Sex is great.. I haven't had it in such a long time. It's killing me."
"Nothing is better than the sense of security one feels when holding hands with your significant other. It's better than kissing. It's the best feeling ever and it makes me sad. I've been missing that feeling for a long time now. Each pot has its own lid, I don't know where it is though, yours or mine."

She was engaged but got cheated on.
"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Mar 2018 23:56:32 No.1231158 Report

Quoted By: >>1231160

>>1231150
If you dig her he honest and direct, if wants to hit the shack and go camping good, but if she's just lonely and playing with you then move on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Mar 2018 23:57:18 No.1231160 Report

Quoted By: >>1231173 >>1231179 >>1231356

>>1231158
Do you think she likes me or is she just lonely?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2018 00:15:45 No.1231173 Report

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>>1231160
I don't really know man, not a big connoisseur of the opposite sex. She could be manipulating and playing with you, like you or even both.
Wait for another anons to pop in, but if you're frontal with her you will know. At first I thought you should give it a try but honestly sometimes is just better to be down for a couple days and move on than fucking it further. It's up to you brah, but her talking about camping and giving you hopes and then cutting off on you was a shitty move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2018 00:27:17 No.1231179 Report

Quoted By: >>1231185

>>1231160
>Each pot has its own lid, I don't know where it is though, yours or mine."
she sounds like she's lonely and using you temporarily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2018 00:42:25 No.1231185 Report

Quoted By: >>1231190

>>1231179
That doesn't necessarily mean that she won't fuck op

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2018 00:51:08 No.1231190 Report

Quoted By: >>1231260 >>1232244

>>1231185
I don't want sex. I want a girlfriend who will love me unconditionally. I want a best friend who I will spend the rest of my life with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2018 02:27:48 No.1231260 Report

Quoted By: >>1231266 >>1231684

>>1231190
the cringe in this thread jesus christ

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2018 02:34:27 No.1231266 Report

Quoted By: >>1231684

>>1231260
>18
He's pretty much a kid, leave him alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2018 05:37:54 No.1231356 Report

Quoted By: >>1231684

>>1231160
Sounds like she could be a pedophile if you just turned 18

why?

why? Thu 22 Mar 2018 10:58:20 No.1231416 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LghJpjCWnsI

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2018 11:06:20 No.1231419 Report

Quoted By: >>1231684

Your cock gonna be annexed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2018 19:32:38 No.1231684 Report

Quoted By: >>1232095 >>1232231

>>1231419
>>1231356
>>1231266
>>1231260
It's not pedophilia?
Also, I told her that I didn't give a fuck about the age gap basically but not as aggressive. She told me "Omg. That's the sweetest thing ever :(( <3"
"I want to hug you :(( You're such an amazing person, Anon. I hope you have an amazing day! :)"
"All of it sucks dick, the distance, the age gape, everything.. But, I love your morning messages. They make me so happy.. You are such a rare person. Such a shame..."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Mar 2018 06:05:07 No.1232095 Report

Quoted By: >>1232560

>>1231684
Take her camping and fuck her brains out anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Mar 2018 08:32:32 No.1232163 Report

Quoted By: >>1232560 >>1232923

>>1231142
lad, men's market value increases steadily with time
after the age of around 28, women's market value decreases at an xbox hueg rate

ya dodged a bullet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Mar 2018 12:26:01 No.1232231 Report

Quoted By: >>1232560

>>1231684
Sooo, she lives far away from you? Have you even met before?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Mar 2018 13:07:48 No.1232244 Report

Quoted By: >>1232560

>>1231190
Get the girls you meet first to know. How else should you meet a friend? And if it works good, and you arent a fat slob or goblinface as 90% on here you should be able to evt. get something more out of it. Else you got a force multiplier, due to girls knowing other girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Mar 2018 22:33:03 No.1232560 Report

Quoted By: >>1232923

>>1232244
>>1232231
>1232231
>>1232163
>>1232095
She's starting to calm down. She sent me a message saying "I wish someone would finally understand me.. wink wink. Nah I'm used to it."

She lives five hours away, I've known her brother for a long ass time, IRL. I just never met her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Mar 2018 10:16:08 No.1232923 Report

Quoted By: >>1233481

>>1232560
>>1232163
Anon that dated the 30yo here, unfortunately I've gotta agree with this guy
Although she loved me, there was a lot missing in the relationship. I'd of probably been 2x happier dating a cute girl my age, but I'm in a liberal shithole.

Plus, she'll likely die 10 years earlier, and those next ten years for you Would suck

Keep looking anon, you and me both.

But Do Not let a fling slow your career down. Get to the feast, then enjoy the Turkey. Otherwise you'll always be eating the stuffing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Mar 2018 16:59:39 No.1233076 Report

Quoted By:

>>1228736

Bring Vodka.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Mar 2018 02:22:29 No.1233481 Report

Quoted By: >>1234884

>>1232923
:/
There's an Arabic girl who's a year younger but she's Arabic and she's very smart and all this other shit but I never really talked to her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Mar 2018 20:31:08 No.1234884 Report

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>>1233481
>arabic
Well time to go deus vult... into her snatch

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Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 18:29:05 No.1235565 Report

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To the OP, I'm the anon earlier in this thread that dated the 29 year old that turned 30,

This is some new development on why you should not, these just came in lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 18:30:14 No.1235566 Report

Quoted By: >>1235706

Protip I have 14k that I'm just sitting on because I'm not addicted to Starbucks and I'm not a woman always spending

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 18:48:01 No.1235572 Report

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>>1231142
Don't over think it mate. You will get older and more experienced and Chicks will.noticd you more. Focus on a good job over the next 5 years or so.
It.will pay off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 20:47:40 No.1235630 Report

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>>1228736
Dude, even if she seems up for it, don't do this on a camping trip. Just talk, make out a little and cuddle maybe, but don't push it to try to make tent sex happen. It almost always sounds like a better idea than it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 22:10:46 No.1235700 Report

Quoted By:

>>1231142
Sell that ass. Old ladies will buy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 22:20:17 No.1235706 Report

Quoted By:

>>1235566
Nah, woulda been better if you'd told her you're really sorry, too bad she didn't catch you earlier, you just invested $20k in a 5-year CD and can't touch it until it matures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 23:02:18 No.1235755 Report

Quoted By: >>1235756

OP here

I asked her if she wanted kids and she was like "Yes, every one of my friends has them and everyone I went to high school with has them. I never thought that it would be this way."
Then I told her I wanted like 5 and she was like
"MEN WHO WANT THAT MANY DON'T LOVE THEIR WIVES AND DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THEM BECAUSE IT COSTS HER, HER HEALTH!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 23:05:25 No.1235756 Report

Quoted By:

>>1235755
"I don't listen to people. People listen to me. You don't know me Anon. Tell me how your wife is after five kids :)"

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