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Anonymous Tue 20 Mar 2018 17:31:15 No.1230165 View View Reply Original Report

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have you ever beat your meat while /out/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Mar 2018 17:38:14 No.1230168 Report

Quoted By: >>1231294

>>1230165
My hammocks a bit crusty, yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Mar 2018 17:58:51 No.1230193 Report

Quoted By: >>1230224 >>1230304 >>1231303

>>1230165
seriously? how many times do we have to go over this.

if you have not jerked off into your sleeping bag you are a LARPer

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Mar 2018 18:02:11 No.1230198 Report

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Yea, like, all the time.
I find it arousing as fuck to stand at the edge of a lake with my drawers down, sun on my groin, nuttin’ into the wind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Mar 2018 18:08:13 No.1230203 Report

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>>1230165
yea, sometimes I get horned up and need to rub one off

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Mar 2018 18:08:56 No.1230204 Report

Quoted By: >>1230207 >>1232822

does this abide by leave no trace

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Mar 2018 18:12:52 No.1230207 Report

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>>1230204
Yea what’s that lymric, inside out/outside in?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Mar 2018 18:45:58 No.1230223 Report

Quoted By: >>1230779

I don't see why not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Mar 2018 18:46:00 No.1230224 Report

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>>1230193
>jizzing up your bag when there are thousands of glorious open square miles to unleash on
eww. why, dude?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Mar 2018 19:01:02 No.1230228 Report

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>>1230165
yes
probably too much
how much is too much?
the cold air just seems to make it better for me
>

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Mar 2018 19:06:27 No.1230232 Report

Quoted By: >>1230240

i once jacked off in a campground right in the open with people about 15m from me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Mar 2018 19:17:38 No.1230240 Report

Quoted By: >>1230276

>>1230232
There's probably a video of you doing that on liveleak

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Mar 2018 20:16:50 No.1230276 Report

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>>1230240
Good. I was 15 at the time too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Mar 2018 20:39:52 No.1230294 Report

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No i keep her at home all that whining would scare the wildlife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Mar 2018 20:42:32 No.1230299 Report

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>>1230165
i jizzed all over Isle Royale\
and im going back in two years to do it again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Mar 2018 20:44:25 No.1230302 Report

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God this place....
I love it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Mar 2018 20:47:09 No.1230304 Report

Quoted By: >>1230308

>>1230193
This is the reason i don't buy used milsurp sleeping bagss

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Mar 2018 20:49:29 No.1230308 Report

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>>1230304
This never buy used sleeping bag
never borrow someone sleeping bag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Mar 2018 21:19:29 No.1230324 Report

Quoted By: >>1230753 >>1231245 >>1232155

>MFW I haven't jerked off in weeks

I don't know why, i'm not doing nofap, I just stopped and haven't bothered to do it since.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Mar 2018 21:31:32 No.1230332 Report

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>>1230165

I usually end up getting out of hammock/tent around 1AM to brutalize my veal because I can't sleep. I am typically drunk and yelling/cheering with just boots on. It's especially fun when your at a high elevation and it's nice out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Mar 2018 21:33:45 No.1230335 Report

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I usually end up getting out of hammock/tent around 1AM to brutalize my veal because I can't sleep. I am typically drunk and yelling/cheering with just boots on. It's especially fun when you're at a high elevation and it's nice out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Mar 2018 21:40:58 No.1230338 Report

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>this thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Mar 2018 22:04:06 No.1230367 Report

Quoted By: >>1230755 >>1230932 >>1232155

1. jack off
2. squeeze the tip of your dick just as your are about to cum, then cum while keeping it squeezed.
3. keep is squeezed until you are ready to release. go somewhere that is not your tent and release your hand. you have now practiced the mobilenut TM system.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Mar 2018 01:03:50 No.1230475 Report

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>>1230165
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Mar 2018 01:08:40 No.1230477 Report

Quoted By: >>1231360 >>1231818

>Have big tibby goth gf thats wants to hike
>Shes constantly horny

This summers gonna be ridiculous outdoor nut busting adventure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Mar 2018 01:17:44 No.1230482 Report

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>>1230165
no, that would be like staining nature. That's why I have renounced sex with a woman in the forest. maybe one day I'll do both at some point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Mar 2018 12:07:25 No.1230753 Report

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>>1230324
it means you're growing up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Mar 2018 12:08:26 No.1230755 Report

Quoted By: >>1230987

>>1230367
this makes bladder infections

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Mar 2018 12:55:13 No.1230779 Report

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>>1230223
Are you trying to give the ultrashiters a heartattack

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Mar 2018 15:16:05 No.1230856 Report

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>jack off innatent
>jack off innasleepingbag
>jack off outside
>jack off above treeline on a class 3+ route
>jack off in the black on an uncontained fire

(...power levels increasing....)

>jack off in a fire shelter during a deployment

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Mar 2018 17:31:36 No.1230932 Report

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>>1230367
>mobilenut TM system.

noice

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Mar 2018 19:00:15 No.1230987 Report

Quoted By: >>1231528

>>1230755
no it doesn't. i do this all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Mar 2018 19:18:34 No.1230993 Report

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Why jack off when you can fuck a tree?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2018 02:04:49 No.1231245 Report

Quoted By: >>1231376

>>1230324
It means you're losing your energy and health. Are you over 50? Otherwise it's not normal (but it's just as well because now such a sickly weak person will not be in the gene pool)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2018 03:13:03 No.1231294 Report

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>>1230168
loled

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2018 03:26:10 No.1231301 Report

Quoted By: >>1232488

Love beating it outdoors, been jacking off in my kayak recently

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2018 03:30:11 No.1231303 Report

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>>1230193
>in sleeping bag
Its as if youre in an area with other poeple

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2018 04:18:05 No.1231322 Report

Quoted By: >>1231361

>camping with friend in national forest
>at least a mile away from other campers
>friend is crying about having to shit
>being a bitch he can't shit in the woods
>give him the keys to my truck and tell him to be back in an hour or else
>already kind of dark, and now I have to shit too
>squat over hole and unload
>realize how much time I have
>stand up and put hand on tree
>beat my dick furiously
>for a solid 3 minutes
>knees become shaky, body is weak
>blow the third biggest nut to this day on the side of that beautiful tree
>never felt so connected to nature
>rest leaning on tree until body works again
>lie down beside fire until friend gets back
If you don't beat your meat with nature, you're a domesticated bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2018 06:25:35 No.1231360 Report

Quoted By: >>1232468

>>1230477
god speed man

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2018 06:27:00 No.1231361 Report

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>>1231322
you didnt even wipe? the fuck you nasty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2018 07:22:14 No.1231376 Report

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>>1231245
not masturbating 7 times a day like a recluse smelly degenerate neet means you are not wanted when it comes to the genepool
nice logical fallacy there cuckboy

Bramble Head

Bramble Head Thu 22 Mar 2018 07:38:47 No.1231385 Report

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>>1230165
Some of the first times I ever jacked it where up in some old pine trees behind my house

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2018 14:37:21 No.1231528 Report

Quoted By: >>1231594 >>1231604

>>1230987
Yes it does. If you are a real man and have a decent sided ejaculate, you will end up with some in your bladder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2018 16:37:35 No.1231594 Report

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>>1231528
All this cum in bladder talk is getting me horny

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2018 16:54:29 No.1231604 Report

Quoted By: >>1231763

>>1231528
not if you jack off more than three times per day

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2018 21:09:39 No.1231763 Report

Quoted By: >>1231769 >>1232164 >>1232476

>>1231604
If you regularly ejaculate 4+ times a day, I think you have a problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2018 21:19:55 No.1231769 Report

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>>1231763
T:low-test numale soyboy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Mar 2018 22:04:39 No.1231818 Report

Quoted By: >>1232468

>>1230477
Living the dream, anon.
Make sure to bring plenty of water, you might be sweating a lot out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Mar 2018 08:20:30 No.1232155 Report

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>>1230165
No distractions, lots of exercise, lots of vit D from sunlight... I usually get horny af innawoods and nut on a pine tree or something unless I have a girl there.

>>1230324
Go to a doctor and do some hormone tests. You might have something wrong with your T/nutrients/lifestyle/balls.

>>1230367
Unless you're so impotent you barely jizz, this is a great way to cause various hernias.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Mar 2018 08:32:35 No.1232164 Report

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>>1231763
I don't anymore and NOW I have a problem. Back when I did it 4 times a day I was healthy as fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Mar 2018 19:11:47 No.1232468 Report

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>>1231360
>>1231818
Thanks m8s, I'm gonna pound her out hardcore especially now that I've been doing nofap and I'm going insane

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Mar 2018 19:30:23 No.1232476 Report

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>>1231763
Well, shit. I feel pretty well adjusted in most of the rest of my life. If you add it up six faps is only about 30 minutes a day. I only get sex with my gf once or twice on weekends, so I figure I'm entitled to a bit of onanistic self-abuse during the week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Mar 2018 19:36:32 No.1232484 Report

Quoted By: >>1232486 >>1232518 >>1232529

>>1230165
Femanon here, so the question probably doesn't apply exactly as stated. But yes, when I'm innawoods I usually masturbate morning and evening, just seems peaceful and right. Started because I bring baby wipes for a quick "down there" cleanse after a long day; that felt good and one thing led to another. Now it's part of my fall asleep/wake up routine while /out/. Might only do it every couple of weeks otherwise. I have no idea if many other women do this, not exactly something I'd chat about with people I know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Mar 2018 19:44:24 No.1232486 Report

Quoted By: >>1232490

>>1232484
nice larp

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Mar 2018 19:47:30 No.1232488 Report

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>>1231301
>Jacking off in the cockpit

Do you not hit your elbow off the side at all?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Mar 2018 19:48:41 No.1232490 Report

Quoted By: >>1232496

>>1232486
Okay, whatever. Sorry you're so insecure as to think that women neither hike/camp nor masturbate, much less occasionally combine the two. You may have some point about posting on 4chan, though. Seems more likely to be filled with momma's basement autists like yourself who randomly accuse any woman who posts of "larping."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Mar 2018 19:56:00 No.1232496 Report

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>>1232490
>that projecting

noice

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Mar 2018 19:58:56 No.1232499 Report

Quoted By:

>>1230165
I have jerked off to completion in a deer stand, yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Mar 2018 20:46:35 No.1232518 Report

Quoted By:

>>1232484
Post feet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Mar 2018 21:11:29 No.1232529 Report

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>>1232484
I do this too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Mar 2018 05:25:05 No.1232822 Report

Quoted By: >>1232863

>>1230204
Only if you consume your jizz. Extra protein gains too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Mar 2018 06:25:36 No.1232841 Report

Quoted By:

>>1230165
>not jerking off onto a large flat rock then watching it boil on the fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Mar 2018 06:47:44 No.1232848 Report

Quoted By:

>>1230165
Did it once on the edge of a cliff. Worst idea.

>Be 16
>Ride bike along path and rest at cliff like always.
>Climb down to small ledge to take a piss.
>Random nature boner.
>Decide to spank it since I knew nobody would find me.
>Ohbaby.jpg
>Nutted all down my leg all over my pants.
>Ride home ashamed and accomplished.

Being 16 I probably jerked it 3-4 time within 18 hours prior to my cliff experience otherwise I would have cleared the lake.

Tl;Dr: wait a few days before letting one out off a cliff

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Mar 2018 07:13:38 No.1232863 Report

Quoted By: >>1233617

>>1232822
I do this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Mar 2018 17:01:55 No.1233079 Report

Quoted By:

>>1230165

All the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Mar 2018 06:17:49 No.1233617 Report

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>>1232863
Aromatises and has estrogenic properties when consumed fiy

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