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Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 14:34:35 No.1235427 View View Reply Original Report

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Tinkle Belle is the perfect accessory for any outdoorsy woman. No more need to worry about where the next ladies ' room is gonna be. Pee standing up anywhere.
Perfect for hiking, boating, kayaking, jogging ,road trips and so much more.
https://youtu.be/DwblY0SdX74

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Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 14:56:52 No.1235435 Report

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Women are gross

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 15:16:50 No.1235444 Report

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you gotta try to make your shilling at least a *little* subtle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 15:30:26 No.1235462 Report

Quoted By: >>1235503 >>1235520 >>1235571

I bought one for the wife and daughter and they refuse to try it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 16:15:08 No.1235488 Report

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tinkle bell made my wife sterile after it gave her a bad rash...
this product did not even work properly it was full of holes and leaked all over
and it also smells awful...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 16:33:00 No.1235499 Report

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i recently got one of these for the girlfriend for a recent camping trip. it was fine for the first day doing a lot of hiking. the second day it started giving her a serious rash of raised bloody infected blisters. the bleeding was so bad we could continue the next day. eventually all the blood attracted bears and i took off and left that bitch. never heard from her again

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Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 16:34:55 No.1235503 Report

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>>1235462
make them, you paid for it and they HAVE to appreciate it

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Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 16:41:45 No.1235509 Report

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I actually use to work for tinkle belle...
They fired me after I developed a full body rash from the materials they use to make them.
I tried explaining that you can not use old Chinese shoes to make a device that's basically a medical device.... now only was I fir3d but they threatened me and my family if I perused legal action.
I'm afraid for my life and my family's life.
TINKLE BELLE PLEASE STOP THREATENING ME.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 17:10:18 No.1235520 Report

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>>1235462
Can you blame them, it looks weird as hell and would probably get it splashed all over their hands.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 17:15:33 No.1235522 Report

Quoted By: >>1235528 >>1235533 >>1235693

Better product and better name coming through

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 17:16:07 No.1235523 Report

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>>1235520
>it looks weird as hell and would probably get it splashed all over their hands

The full male experience, what more do they want?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 17:30:43 No.1235528 Report

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>>1235522
Go girl gave my wife a bad rash after the first use.
We ended up throwing it in the garbage when we got back from our camping trip and my dog tried to eat it and died after his throat swelled shut... the vet found the same rash all down his troat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 17:38:41 No.1235532 Report

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I work for the plastic factory that makes material for the tinkle bell 16 hours per day, I must make the tinkle bell or the big man will not release my village

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 17:39:16 No.1235533 Report

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>>1235522
me and my best friend have done a yearly camping trip to the whites and now that we're older we bring our wives. anyway, last year his wife pulls out one of the gogirl and we were all laughing about it but the whole car was filled with these rank fumes from the plastic. my girlfriends passed out and everyone was feeling sick. we ended up in the hospital for two days with chem burns in our lungs.doctors said they'd never seen anything like it before.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 17:42:22 No.1235535 Report

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>>1235427
MUH

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 17:42:44 No.1235536 Report

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>>1235427
Did women forget how to squat or something? Do they shit standing up as well?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 17:43:20 No.1235537 Report

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Can this shill try any harder to force a meme on a shit product?

Sage goes in all fields

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 17:45:29 No.1235542 Report

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My wife got one of these for our anniversary last summer because we had planned a hiking trip for a week in Yosemite, California.
On the night of the first day out, she developed a very bad rash all around her privates and thighs.
It was a horrible night, but come morning, it was getting worse, and we were in fear of our unborn child, as she was 4 months pregnant.
We ended up getting an air rescue around noon to the medical center in Fresno, California. Where they treated her. But it was too late for our unborn child as she had a miscarriage at the hospital later that night.
We got handed a bill for everything and we're still working with lawyers to try to get anything out of Tinkle Belle.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 17:45:33 No.1235543 Report

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>completely 100% antimicrobial
>but we made it dishwasher safe so you can wash it in your dishwasher
>even though it's totally sanitary 1000% legit, gurlz
Do they think that women lack the capacity for critical thinking or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 17:53:09 No.1235552 Report

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>>1235427
one extra (and disgusting) piece of weight implying you don't also have to take a shit (and sit down for it).

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Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 18:02:15 No.1235555 Report

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After my online outdoor shop refused to stock the tinkle belle me and my family received death threats and someone was driving by my house late at night and leaving them on my lawn.
Thankfully my dogs were too afraid of the plastic fumes to go near them. After I emailed the company and asked them nicely to stop and that for the sake of peoples health I could not stock the product they began a 2 year campaign against me.. a man from tinkle belle showed up to my job and tried to get me fired they even had the nerve to go to my Childs school but the person they sent was found dead in his car in the parking lot the autopsy found that he opened the product with his window closed.. he died from the rash and fumes.. this products is dangerous and will kill again... from the lack of threats I assumed they left me alone but once a month I find one of these devices on my lawn oftentimes with dog treats of bones around to attract my poor dog :( please tinkle belle leave me and my family alone! I beg you!

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Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 18:02:38 No.1235556 Report

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>>1235543
>no toilet paper required

Just jiggle your piss-flaps gurl

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Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 18:14:28 No.1235560 Report

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>>1235555
>tinkle belle oganized crime
sorry, once they got you on their cap'n hook, they'll peter pan your ass or gulag you in neverland making you one of those "lost children" of our generation.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 18:47:35 No.1235571 Report

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>>1235462
should have gone with a superior product

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 22:03:06 No.1235693 Report

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>>1235427
>>1235522
>>1235571
do these works for poops

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Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 23:20:32 No.1235766 Report

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>>1235571
>That file name

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Anonymous Wed 28 Mar 2018 02:37:31 No.1235853 Report

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As if this thread is still up bahahah

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Mar 2018 02:57:54 No.1235860 Report

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As a woman who suffers from puffy vagina, do these come in an XXL size?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Mar 2018 03:00:03 No.1235862 Report

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>>1235427
Oh boy, where can I buy my very own Tinkle Belle™ OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Mar 2018 11:39:25 No.1236078 Report

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Sometimes I slide my dick through one and pretend Im a girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Mar 2018 13:53:27 No.1236129 Report

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>>1235427
>filename
begone, romanian shilling

also legit question how did women piss before toilets were a thing? Are tinkle belle in fact prehistoric?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Mar 2018 14:15:08 No.1236138 Report

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>>1235427
??? Just fucking squat???

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Mar 2018 14:16:16 No.1236139 Report

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>>1236129
They would just pop a squat. Same general idea when you have to shit innawoods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Mar 2018 16:05:54 No.1236207 Report

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>>1236129
Depends on individual anatomy. Standing and aiming isn’t particularly difficult in anything except tighter pants or heavy dresses, but some women have a labia configuration that would make doing that messy. Older women or obese especially usually need to squat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Mar 2018 16:40:24 No.1236234 Report

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>>1236138
I don't get the issue either. I've never once heard a woman who liked camping and outdoorsy stuff complain about having to squat.

>>1235571
>literally just a "spill proof" funnel you could find in the auto section at walmart

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Anonymous Wed 28 Mar 2018 16:49:07 No.1236241 Report

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go camping with gf and she brought one of those Tinkle things

Day 2 she develops a terrible rash with open sores that seep smelly discharge

pour my Soylent over sores and rash
gets exceddingly worse

get to hospital, but too late
she dies

things are from China and are made out of ground up old car battery plastic
Soylent is made from cow placenta from coes destroyed because anthrax

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Mar 2018 16:05:28 No.1237051 Report

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>>1235427
I knew a gal who got one of these for car camping a while ago. The rubber caused a rash that spread to her entire body and and began to scab over so that she ended up looking like a reptillian.
Last I saw of her was a white and turquoise armoured car pulling up and forcing her into the back with some of those stick tazer thingies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Mar 2018 16:57:08 No.1237077 Report

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>>1235427
>Tinkle Belle
>>1237051
It'll save you from reptilian invaders

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Mar 2018 17:06:15 No.1237085 Report

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dam i want a cute gf who can pee standing up

imagine ur gf peeing off the side of a cliff (without one of these creepy devices)

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Anonymous Thu 29 Mar 2018 17:12:39 No.1237091 Report

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>tfw no cute dutch gf to go diving in a she-p with you

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Anonymous Thu 29 Mar 2018 19:23:22 No.1237218 Report

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>>1235571
>Bear Gryll's Life Straw

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Mar 2018 20:20:14 No.1237277 Report

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>>1235427
This has to be a joke right? I've never met a woman ashamed of popping a squat in the parking lot or an alley outside a club let alone in the forest away from people.

Fuck I had a lady take a shit on a ridgeline as I walked towards her from the next peak, she even made a joke about it when I passed her. No one cares, just like when you take a piss in front of other people, if you're above treeline you really don't have much choice.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Mar 2018 12:25:24 No.1237835 Report

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>>1235427
I love to watch chicks squat and pee /out/
It's humiliating for them, kinda sexy, and makes me feel alpha "watching over" then so no one sees them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Mar 2018 15:20:02 No.1238712 Report

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Wat

You lean your back on a tree or rock and squat down like a wall sit, why carry a piss funnel

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Anonymous Sun 01 Apr 2018 16:06:19 No.1239505 Report

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just thinking about a woman using one of these is giving me hard on

soft, pink, bifurcation
damp, hair glistening with pee
lips still damp

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Anonymous Sun 01 Apr 2018 20:20:37 No.1239698 Report

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>>1239505

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Anonymous Sun 01 Apr 2018 20:41:41 No.1239708 Report

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>paying money for the opportunity to carry around a piss covered plastic shoe

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Apr 2018 15:25:27 No.1240648 Report

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Squat behind a bush.
If you're in bear country then get used to pissing in front of people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Apr 2018 15:42:06 No.1240663 Report

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>>1235693
Kek

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