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Hedge Delivery for Anon

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 00:44:24 No.1256038 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1256076 >>1256095 >>1256295 >>1256301 >>1258539 >>1258599

I got wasted last night and ordered 10 gigantic hedges on amazon

I tried cancelling them this morning but it didn't work and now I am getting 10 hedges delivered in the mail

wat do

I can't just drop off 10 HUGE ASS HEDGES AT THE POST OFFICE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 00:46:48 No.1256041 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 00:48:31 No.1256045 Report

Quoted By: >>1256054

plant them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 00:53:15 No.1256048 Report

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Maybe this serves as your wake up call that you have a drinking problem. No judgement, I have one, too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 00:53:49 No.1256049 Report

Quoted By: >>1256073

Do you live in an apartment? This would be so much better if you do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 00:59:39 No.1256054 Report

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>>1256045
this. make a mini section in your back yard with a little sanctuary in the middle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 01:05:35 No.1256057 Report

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Start digging goodfriend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 01:28:11 No.1256073 Report

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>>1256054
>>1256049
i live in an apartment

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 01:31:58 No.1256076 Report

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>>1256038
What compelled you to do this? Even in a drunken state, there's probably some sort of thought process.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 01:39:31 No.1256080 Report

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>>1256073
LMAO

donate them to your landlord for brownie points.

but desu this is a calling to get your own property.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 01:41:40 No.1256081 Report

Quoted By: >>1256084 >>1256322

>>1256080
each hedge is 40 pounds

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 01:43:11 No.1256084 Report

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>>1256081
does your complex have a courtyard or an entrance with a path leading to it of any kind?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 01:44:42 No.1256086 Report

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>>1256084
there IS a small mail room

the real question is if 10 gigantic fucking hedges are going to fit in there

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 01:46:36 No.1256089 Report

Quoted By: >>1256094 >>1256096

I hope this is real and you really did order $500 worth of shrubbery to be delivered to your apartment, holy fuck. Try selling them on facebook marketplace or something if you can. And consider quitting drinking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 01:49:22 No.1256094 Report

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>>1256089
Just plant your hedges in front of your favorite bar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 01:50:49 No.1256095 Report

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>>1256038
all I can think of is craiglist, or finding local landscaping services who can make use of them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 01:51:47 No.1256096 Report

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>>1256089

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 01:52:14 No.1256097 Report

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>>1256086
chances are they're not going to deliver it the standard way. perhaps via a pallet. if you talk to the landlord and he agrees to take them off your hands, you might be able to arrange for them to be stored for further use in a "non-official" spot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 02:05:13 No.1256105 Report

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Put them around your bed so you always feel like you're in the outdoors

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 02:13:31 No.1256109 Report

Quoted By: >>1256119

Just refuse delivery
Also this is got to be bullshit shipping 40lbs for 50 bucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 02:27:44 No.1256119 Report

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>>1256109
refusing delivery will cost a lot of money. the deliverers might charge shipping twice which will be deducted from any refund o'pea expects to get. based on the cost he's better off accepting the shrubberies and either using them or craigslisting them off or both.

the nursery and the delivery company didn't get wasted and deliver OP a bunch of plants, they aren't gonna take liability for his refusal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 03:36:57 No.1256162 Report

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Don’t be gay. Just stack them out on the street and make a hedge fort. Fuckers can’t get you then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 03:49:56 No.1256169 Report

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>tfw you buy 400 pounds of shrubbery

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 07:43:06 No.1256295 Report

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>>1256038
If you're a brit you could offer them to shackbro for his build...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 08:07:40 No.1256301 Report

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>>1256038
have you considered batoning?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 10:03:37 No.1256322 Report

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>>1256081
USA ? Too bad. UK distance trading laws allow you to return any item for any reason upto 14 days after receipt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 18:07:06 No.1256524 Report

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>>1256295
This. Shackbrit is gonna need some defenses for when the law cracks down on him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 20:45:41 No.1256620 Report

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Donate them to a local park, I'm sure they'll be happy to receive them. They might even put a bench or something next to them with your name on it.

But really, $500, nigger do you have any idea how much top-quality gear you could purchase for that price?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 22:11:06 No.1256660 Report

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Why did you post this on every board you faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 22:44:58 No.1256683 Report

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>>1256301
Why is that guy moving so slow?.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2018 21:31:53 No.1257084 Report

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>>1256073
make a swastika on the roof with them

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Apr 2018 07:45:31 No.1258539 Report

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>>1256038
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Apr 2018 11:46:03 No.1258589 Report

Quoted By: >>1258592

Congratulations anon, now you can be an outdoorsman in the comfort of your own home!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Apr 2018 12:01:57 No.1258592 Report

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>>1258589
In a couple weeks this is gonna be OP's apartment.

https://youtu.be/pMPJV8sYt7k

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Apr 2018 12:29:31 No.1258599 Report

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>>1256038
>I got wasted last night and ordered 10 gigantic hedges on amazon

This is why I keep coming in this place

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