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rattlesnake bite

Anonymous Sat 28 Apr 2018 04:48:07 No.1259077 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1259114 >>1259151 >>1259161 >>1259164 >>1259432 >>1259730 >>1260031 >>1261903 >>1262450 >>1263407 >>1263766 >>1265098

help i got a fucking rattlesnake bite im so fucking scared

pic slightly related im afraid to show off it, its really fucking bad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Apr 2018 04:49:10 No.1259080 Report

Quoted By: >>1259117 >>1259142 >>1259164

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE, MORTY. I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Apr 2018 04:50:21 No.1259082 Report

Quoted By: >>1261554

stay still to keep the venom from spreading and call an ambulance

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Apr 2018 06:22:22 No.1259114 Report

Quoted By: >>1259133

>>1259077
>durr I was a stupid fag and got bit by a snake

>what should I do?

>I know, I'll post this on 4chinz instead of calling 911

Fucking amerimutts

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Apr 2018 06:55:01 No.1259117 Report

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>>1259080
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Apr 2018 06:58:06 No.1259118 Report

Quoted By: >>1261482

Just take a kitchen knife and amputate your arm bro it will stop the venom from spreading

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Apr 2018 07:23:16 No.1259120 Report

Quoted By: >>1259144

go to the hospital you fucking autist
they keep antivenin in stock

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Apr 2018 07:38:40 No.1259124 Report

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I really hate to say this because /out/ is usually such a nice board... but I like they way this thread is going

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Apr 2018 08:09:07 No.1259133 Report

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>>1259114
>gofundme, the american's first choice in health insurance!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Apr 2018 09:06:15 No.1259142 Report

Quoted By:

>>1259080
Fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Apr 2018 09:07:45 No.1259144 Report

Quoted By: >>1261867

>>1259120
Hope OP has health insurance.

He's gonna foot a good bill ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Apr 2018 09:34:38 No.1259151 Report

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>>1259077
I really hope you die and instantly up the quality of this site

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Apr 2018 10:18:27 No.1259161 Report

Quoted By: >>1262409

>>1259077
Show us a pic of YOUR bite, OP. The one you posted isn't even a rattlesnake bite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Apr 2018 10:28:48 No.1259164 Report

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>>1259077
>>1259080
>00:48:07
>00:49:10

Samefag, go to the hospital you moron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Apr 2018 14:20:11 No.1259210 Report

Quoted By: >>1259211 >>1259229

>hey guys my I got into a life threatening situation, what should I do?
Americans why are you the ones always asking these kinds of questions? As far as I know I guess that if you don't have a decent health insurance you're kinda fucked up and shit can get really expensive but it's your fucking life, go to the doctor. wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Apr 2018 14:27:11 No.1259211 Report

Quoted By: >>1259222

>>1259210
>Americans why are you the ones always asking these kinds of questions?

Because our education system is designed to make people dumb

>As far as I know I guess that if you don't have a decent health insurance you're kinda fucked up

Apparently your education system does the same. If you don't have insurance you go to the emergency room for free and the hospital jacks up the fees for all their white customers to pay for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Apr 2018 14:46:52 No.1259222 Report

Quoted By: >>1259249

>>1259211
I am even more confused now anon, why does anyone have insurance if you can go to the emergency room for free?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:11:02 No.1259229 Report

Quoted By: >>1259249

>>1259210
Cause he's larping, dumbass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:36:11 No.1259249 Report

Quoted By: >>1259261

>>1259222
Because insurance gets you dental, vision, prescriptions and doctor office visits and many other things you can't get at the emergency room and is an employment perk subsided by tax code benefits. Emergency rooms are required by law to treat all who show up even if they can't or won't pay

>>1259229
Shut your mouth you retarded millennial

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Apr 2018 16:08:50 No.1259261 Report

Quoted By: >>1259367

>>1259249
>Emergency rooms are required by law to treat all who show up even if they can't or won't pay
Not as bad as people make out. Thanks for the clarification anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Apr 2018 19:51:37 No.1259367 Report

Quoted By: >>1259395 >>1259568 >>1261895

>>1259261
The person is still billed and still owes that facility money. It shows up in your credit history and can destroy your financial well being.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Apr 2018 20:46:38 No.1259395 Report

Quoted By:

>>1259367
You are thinking like a responsible person so you don't qualify for gibs. Enjoy your white privilege of paying for them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Apr 2018 22:05:41 No.1259432 Report

Quoted By:

>>1259077
dude
just go to the hospital, what are you doing posting this on the internet? shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Apr 2018 02:32:07 No.1259568 Report

Quoted By:

>>1259367
If you're really poor as shit they'll just write off most or all of it as charity unless you're an asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:02:47 No.1259730 Report

Quoted By:

>>1259077
That does not match a rattlesnake bite unless its fangs magically grew inside the second row instead of first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Apr 2018 21:32:22 No.1260031 Report

Quoted By:

>>1259077
Did you died?
R.I.P Faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 01:04:46 No.1261482 Report

Quoted By: >>1261595

>>1259118
Looks like the back of the foot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 02:21:23 No.1261554 Report

Quoted By: >>1262516 >>1263772 >>1265092 >>1265096

>>1259082
Newer recommendations are to let the venom spread as much as possible. Keeps it from being kept all in one place causing necrosis and infection.

Just took a snake bite class. For north american snakes like rattlesnakes, the greatest danger is not from a systemic response, but a localized response and infection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 03:18:15 No.1261595 Report

Quoted By: >>1262277

>>1261482
Sound advice either way, he should cut both limbs off to be safe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 14:40:05 No.1261867 Report

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>>1259144
He could just not pay it and they won't do anything. He MIGHT get a ding on his credit score but it beats a foot amputation or death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 15:35:10 No.1261895 Report

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>>1259367
Except that even fucking banks are hip to how much the medical industry is fucking patients over so usually they don't even factor in health debts with your credit score.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 15:48:12 No.1261903 Report

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>>1259077
My Dog got bit by 2 rattlesnakes at the same time on the same leg (I know it sounds crazy but I saw it happen). I took him to the vet thinking he was going to die, he was in loads of pain and couldn't stand. All the vet did was injected him with allergy medicine and told us to wait a few weeks. His leg swelled to about 5 or 6 times it's normal size but after about a month he was fine.

Keep the area clean and wipe off the puss, take some allergy medicine and try not to cry too much.

kristain

kristain Wed 02 May 2018 15:53:40 No.1261904 Report

Quoted By: >>1263755

hope you die son of a bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 00:13:15 No.1262277 Report

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>>1261595
Good point, better safe than sorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 03:16:18 No.1262409 Report

Quoted By:

>>1259161
THIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 04:06:04 No.1262450 Report

Quoted By: >>1263406

>>1259077
Gets bitten by rattlesnake... post on 4chan is more important than 30 minutes countdown until death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 05:58:18 No.1262516 Report

Quoted By: >>1262604

>>1261554
What about those snake bite suction things? They still good to use?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 08:13:48 No.1262604 Report

Quoted By:

>>1262516
most tests say they don't do shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2018 02:30:54 No.1263310 Report

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call 911 put it on speaker snake venom travels through you lymphatic system so if you don't move you should be fine, lie down perfectly still and put the phone beside you, and don't move the arm, maybe pu a compression bandage on it if you know how.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2018 04:43:21 No.1263406 Report

Quoted By:

>>1262450

>Priorities

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2018 04:45:00 No.1263407 Report

Quoted By:

>>1259077

>not a rattlesnek
Not sure wtf it is but basic first aid my dude. I

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2018 19:41:31 No.1263755 Report

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>>1261904
5/10 edge m8, needs more work.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 May 2018 19:47:00 No.1263761 Report

Quoted By: >>1265092

For all the brainlets in this thread: this is what a rattlesnake bite looks like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2018 19:48:23 No.1263766 Report

Quoted By:

>>1259077

Looks like a pythons bite

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2018 20:06:47 No.1263772 Report

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>>1261554
This sounds like you're purposely saying the opposite of what you're supposed to do.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 17:08:39 No.1264872 Report

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call an ambulance you absolute retard

your gonna die faglord

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 22:36:18 No.1265092 Report

Quoted By:

>>1263761
This is exactly why you want to follow >>1261554 this guys advice.

A healthy adult won't die from a rattlesnake bite. You might lose a hand though to infection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 22:38:12 No.1265096 Report

Quoted By:

>>1261554
Some info

https://emedicine.medscape.com/article/771455-treatment#d9

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 22:39:16 No.1265098 Report

Quoted By:

>>1259077
Call an ambulance dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2018 20:06:19 No.1265818 Report

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Rattlesnakes are not a joking matter, OP. Your attempt to make a very dangerous situation into a humorous one sets an alarming precedent. Remove this at once.

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