Basically, I'm 28 years old and somewhere along the line I just stopped giving a shit.

When I'm out on the trail I will just disregard my well being entirely. I don't walk on the path, I just take the most interesting route to me which is through the trees in the forest. I also don't care about getting wet so I just walk through streams and rivers without caring. When I get really hot as well I have no problem getting ass naked and going skinny dipping in the creek near my trail and generally walking around without a T shirt.

The police came to my house because apparently I've been pissing off a pile of people for quite some time now and they reported me. Which is fucking ridiculous since I've been walking this trail for the past 23 years and suddenly these old boomer fucks want to take my forest away from me because I "scare their children and grandchildren". I was on a night hike the other night and I was enjoying staring at the stars with my pet dog who's a German Shepard and I got up and started running because I was playing around with my dog and some college whore claimed I chased after her and her bitch friends trying to rape them or something with my dog. The cops also told me that they have gotten numerous complaints about me scaring people (which is fucking horseshit I can't help if these city dwellers are scared of me).

So they basically told me I'm not allowed on my trail anymore. Do they actually have any legal right to say this to me? I've been on this trail my whole fucking life. How can they ban me and threaten me when I haven't done anything wrong? Does anyone here have legal advice on how I can get my forest back?