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Anonymous Wed 16 May 2018 11:37:59 No.1272054 View View Reply Original Report

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In the ER about to treat my first ever sunburn.

Ask me something

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 May 2018 11:40:43 No.1272055 Report

Quoted By: >>1272075

>>1272054
First ever sunburn.. or first sunburn worth being in the ER?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 May 2018 12:21:25 No.1272074 Report

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>>1272054
can you get pics of nurses pls, preferably with pantus down

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 May 2018 12:21:52 No.1272075 Report

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>>1272055
First ever.

It doesn’t hurt or anything, but the skin’s a little red.

I’m freaking out. What if it’s cancer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 May 2018 12:28:58 No.1272077 Report

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>>1272054
When did yours parents finally break it to you that you're retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 May 2018 12:34:24 No.1272079 Report

Quoted By: >>1272084 >>1276330

>>1272075
You're retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 May 2018 12:37:56 No.1272080 Report

Quoted By: >>1272084

>>1272054
This is less believable than the "In the ER with my first tick" thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 May 2018 12:38:41 No.1272081 Report

Quoted By: >>1273034 >>1276330

>>1272075
Then you should go out in the sun more

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 May 2018 12:54:52 No.1272084 Report

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>>1272079
>>1272080
Don't feed this troll.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 May 2018 13:29:40 No.1272117 Report

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>>1272054
timestamp of sunburn in hospital or face the consequences faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 May 2018 16:13:32 No.1272212 Report

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You guys know this is the same faggot who did the same thread with a supposed blister, saged.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 May 2018 20:24:48 No.1272400 Report

Quoted By: >>1275241 >>1276472

>Be 12 years old
>Family vacation in Florida
>Never been to the beach before
>Lie to my mom about putting on sunscreen because it feels and smells weird
>Run into the water expecting 10-feet gnarly waves
>Only get inch-high swashes
>No sharks either
>Actually scream at the sky "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT, NATURE?"
>The next day I get blisters on my shoulders with the radius of a golf ball
I couldn't wear a shirt for a week because it hurt so bad but I never saw a doctor. It's not as if I'm not going to get cancer anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 May 2018 23:03:09 No.1272508 Report

Quoted By: >>1272744

is this the new, forced, not funny meme?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 May 2018 02:23:33 No.1272641 Report

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>>1272054
Are you stupid or did you just not believe in the sun?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 May 2018 04:23:29 No.1272716 Report

Quoted By: >>1276330

>>1272075
Holy shit dude.
You're fine. Seriously, please leave before you embarrass yourself in front of the doctors and staff. Even if they act professional they will laugh when you leave.
Book it out of there, brother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 May 2018 05:14:40 No.1272739 Report

Quoted By: >>1273043

>Coworker went to the airshow over the weekend and didn't wear sunscreen
>Didn't go to work on Monday
>Came in on Tuesday with the absolute worst sunburn I'd ever seen in my life
>Big blisters, his face had the most impressive sunglasses tanlines I'd ever seen, he was bright red
>He was in absolute agony

It was bad enough that I thought he should go to the doctor

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 May 2018 05:26:45 No.1272744 Report

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>>1272054
>>1272508
I think it's taking off because the first one er for a tick visit was supposed to be a joke but people didn't get it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 May 2018 05:27:51 No.1272746 Report

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>>1272075
Please tell me this is some shitty bait
If not then holy shit dude, you are full on autistic
You don't go to an ER unless you have 3rd degree burns or have a stroke
You fucking pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 May 2018 17:42:41 No.1273034 Report

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>>1272081
This, preferably within a mile from it.

Bepis !n/ZnkB9jUw

Bepis !n/ZnkB9jUw Thu 17 May 2018 17:56:15 No.1273043 Report

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>>1272739
Florida?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 May 2018 18:04:19 No.1273051 Report

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>>1272054

>going to hospital for anything other than a major injury or loss of limb

how do you even survive in the woods?

LOW TEST!

hope u died

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 May 2018 18:35:13 No.1273073 Report

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>last summer
>went floating
>remembered to put sunscreen on my body
>on water for about 6 hours
>reach end of the line and hop out to walk home
>take shower
>legs sting a bit
>next day wake up itchy
>move legs to get out of bed
>put feet on floor
>stand up
>scream and fall over
>look at legs
>forgot to put sunscreen on them
>cant stand up for more than a couple seconds before the pooling blood makes unbearable pain
>next day go to work with a bottle of codiene
>does nothing
>ask to leave early
>repeat three days
>boss gets pissed at how I keep leaving early
>lift pants legs to show him
>as i do a blister pops and leaks and his dog crushes over to lick the blister juice
>boss pukes
>tells me to go home and not come back until im not leaking

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 May 2018 19:41:35 No.1273111 Report

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I'm British and once got sunstroke at Alton Towers.

Get on my level

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 May 2018 20:27:41 No.1273132 Report

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>>1272054
can I cum on your back?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 May 2018 04:20:40 No.1273414 Report

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Sunburnt so bad on shoulders once that the skin slid off due to slight pressure. Didn't got to a doctor, much less the hospital. Suck me off, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 May 2018 22:25:56 No.1275241 Report

Quoted By: >>1275290

>>1272400
Wait twenty years then get back to us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 May 2018 23:25:28 No.1275288 Report

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>>1272054
Just like your first ever ER visit for a tick bite?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 May 2018 23:26:38 No.1275290 Report

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>>1275241
We just discussed the difficulties of detecting sarcasm through text in another thread...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 00:50:38 No.1275332 Report

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Burn baby burn.
Sage

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 00:17:31 No.1276015 Report

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>>1272054
>tfw OP spends $20,000 for a few dabs of aloe

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 00:37:43 No.1276023 Report

Quoted By: >>1276330

>>1272075
fuckoffkiddo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 03:11:04 No.1276191 Report

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Devil's advocate. Per the rule of 9, a sunburn can eventually be considered third degree. And there are sunburns that can burn to the third degree without skin percentage being considered.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 08:16:35 No.1276330 Report

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>>1272079
>>1272081
>>1272716
>>1272746
>>1276023
Thanks for the (you)s

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 15:13:06 No.1276472 Report

Quoted By: >>1277491 >>1279664

>>1272400
I fucked up far worse.
>Be edgy teen me
>Mom forces me to the beach
>Insist on wearing my black hoodie while on the beach
>Overheat like crazy
Ever since then I've had issues with dry skin and absolutely horrible itching that I just can't ignore when outdoors and doing stuff, generally goes away if I start sweating enough.
I don't know what to do about it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 18:17:44 No.1277427 Report

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>>1272054
Ahahah

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 18:25:45 No.1277433 Report

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>>1272075
Guys this is bait it's probably the same guy that made the er tick thread that got 300 replies

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 19:54:21 No.1277491 Report

Quoted By: >>1277508

>>1276472
Do you scrub your skin when you shower? I only scrub hard on my bunghole and pits, moisturize them after.that and putting a lid of my alcoholism stopped by weird itching/dryness. Make sure ya sunscreen everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 20:14:28 No.1277508 Report

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>>1277491
I hardly even use soap aside from on my hair and junk. Though I have tried loads of hard scrubbing and soap while in a sauna.
I've also tried a moisturizer, I don't really drink, and I haven't had a problem with sunburns for years, I pretty much always wear a thin shirt or something.
Nothing has worked thus far, supposedly it should pass after 10 or so years, I've had it for around 5 or 6.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 12:56:54 No.1279533 Report

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>>1272054
>sunburn
>ER
Quick, the "man" needs an estrogen infusion!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 13:20:11 No.1279539 Report

Quoted By: >>1279628

>>1272054
Is this a new kind of bait after that tick thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 16:00:05 No.1279628 Report

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>>1279539
I like to think that it isn't bait but rather just obviously mocking the tick guy, but considering how many people seem to bite it anyways...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 16:54:55 No.1279664 Report

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>>1276472
Coconut oil, not even memeing. Use it like a moisturing loition bout 1-2 times a day. Little bit goes a LONG way.

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