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Long John Silvers thread

Anonymous Sun 20 May 2018 23:35:16 No.1275298 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1275303 >>1275317 >>1275323 >>1275349 >>1276299 >>1280588 >>1281993

Ok, cold weather has ended, where can I procure discounted merino wool long john silvers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 May 2018 23:39:21 No.1275303 Report

Quoted By: >>1282149

>>1275298
>notices bulge
OWO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 00:02:10 No.1275317 Report

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>>1275298
Cute!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 00:32:35 No.1275323 Report

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>>1275298
Does wearing these make my dick big or what

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 00:52:37 No.1275333 Report

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Interwebs

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Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 00:53:58 No.1275335 Report

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I swear it's the same faggot posting this thread every year

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 00:58:57 No.1275338 Report

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Lmao
Sage

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Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 01:11:22 No.1275347 Report

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>>1275323
If you get a pair of those LJSs and put them on backwards so the pouch is in the back, then put a potato in there, you can run down the beach and the bouncing action will attract the bikini clad ladies.

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Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 01:13:49 No.1275349 Report

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>>1275298

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Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 04:06:12 No.1275465 Report

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>>1275335
Everybody else in the world just calls them "long johns" so yeah, it's pretty obvious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 04:26:32 No.1275479 Report

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You're responsible for this boner, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 01:04:36 No.1276039 Report

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>>1275465
It's an old /out/ joke newfie

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Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 04:37:35 No.1276254 Report

Quoted By: >>1276284 >>1276682 >>1277003 >>1277144

>>1275465
>the world just calls them "long johns"
Its a regionalism, many places call them the full "Long John Silvers" or just "Silvers" for short.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 05:32:51 No.1276284 Report

Quoted By: >>1276586

>>1276254
Long John Silver is the name of a fictional pirate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 05:57:12 No.1276299 Report

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>>1275298
behind the back of dumpsters after mardi gras and gay bars, find some femboy prostitute hunting grounds and take a look, don't take your wallet, and remember to wash them after you find them.

Oh and if you choose to put them on while your still in those areas, don't forget to spread for chad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 18:39:12 No.1276586 Report

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>>1276284
And also a form of underwears

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Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 20:15:36 No.1276682 Report

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>>1276254
>many places call them the full "Long John Silvers"
For a certain definition of "many" and "place".

Anyway. Someone know how I get stanfields to europe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 02:42:02 No.1277003 Report

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>>1276254
So there are a lot of fucking idiots in those areas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 02:43:04 No.1277005 Report

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>>1276586
No.

Since the underwear was named long johns, and was similar to the pirate's name, they two were eventually associated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 07:48:52 No.1277144 Report

Quoted By: >>1278111

>>1276039
No it's not. Jokes are funny.

>>1276254
>Its a regionalism
True.

>many places call them the full "Long John Silvers"
False. It's just you and your sister-cousins down in the holler that call them that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 15:00:03 No.1278107 Report

Quoted By: >>1283936

>>1276682
>stanfields
Are those marino?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 15:18:20 No.1278111 Report

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>>1277144
If it wasn't a joke before, your autism has since made it so.

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Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 01:28:08 No.1279200 Report

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You can get Stoic for $32 on steepandcheap

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Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 05:22:55 No.1279389 Report

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>>1279200
>Stoic for $32 on steepandcheap
No actual silvers though

https://www.steepandcheap.com/rc/stoic-on-sale

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 May 2018 15:50:52 No.1279619 Report

Quoted By: >>1283945 >>1283967

>>1275323
If you're anything like me your dick goes right back inside yourself and you have to think about boobs before taking a piss if you don't want the pee to go off in surprising directions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 May 2018 01:31:28 No.1280039 Report

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>>1279389
oooooh that was so hard to find the merino's by searching "merino" bro

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Anonymous Sun 27 May 2018 20:16:16 No.1280574 Report

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>>1280039
Pls anon, pls do not bully me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 May 2018 20:42:44 No.1280588 Report

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>>1275298
>Long John Silvers
Where is this Silvers coming from? They're called Long Johns.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 May 2018 01:19:19 No.1280752 Report

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>>1276586
This is your brain on brands

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 14:13:13 No.1281993 Report

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>>1275298
this faggot is STILL trying to force this...

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Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 17:38:52 No.1282149 Report

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>>1275303
fpbp

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2018 05:12:18 No.1283545 Report

Quoted By: >>1283566

>>1280588
Some places call them silvers

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2018 05:35:34 No.1283566 Report

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>>1283545
>have lived in 32 states ranging from the PNW to the SW deserts to all parts of the east coast
>have NEVER EVER EVER heard anyone add on "silvers" before
It's an internet meme, full stop. And a dumb one at that and you should feel bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2018 15:40:12 No.1283774 Report

Quoted By: >>1283834

>>1283566
how old are you?
are you a drifter?

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2018 17:25:10 No.1283834 Report

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>>1283774
34, and no I was military.

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2018 20:16:53 No.1283936 Report

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>>1278107
Merino is the wool
This is Marino

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2018 20:24:41 No.1283945 Report

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>>1279619

fuck dude that is sad

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2018 21:03:33 No.1283967 Report

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>>1279619
wtf, a real micropenis?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jun 2018 05:10:58 No.1284183 Report

Quoted By: >>1284198

>>1283834
What branch had you moving so much?
I never had more than two duty assignments a hitch.
I guess I went on some TDYs but you cant really count those. Never stayed at one long enough to get the local lingo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jun 2018 05:32:30 No.1284198 Report

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>>1284183
Army. I grew up as an army brat and enlisted myself, I averaged a move every 17 months from the time I was born until 2014.

Part of it is I enlisted right at the beginning of the BRAC thing so I got bounced around units a lot.
>born AZ
>moved to Guam when 6mo old
>moved to upstate NY when 2yo
>moved to AZ when 3yo
>moved to KS when 3yo
>moved to WA when 5yo
>moved to Germany when 5yo
>moved back from Germany back to KS when 6yo
>moved to Japan when 7yo
>moved to VA when 9yo
>moved to FL when 9yo
>moved to CA when 11yo (that's the most boring fucking car trip ever...)
>moved to WA when 13yo
>moved to IL when 15yo and dad retired
>moved to a different town in IL when 17 because grandpa died and grandma needed a caregiver
>moved to a different town in IL when 18 cuz college
TIME GAP
>enlist at 21, move to GA
>moved to AR, still 21
>moved to NC, still 21
>moved to Iraq at 22
>moved back to NC at 23
>moved to Afghanistan at 23
>moved back to NC at 25
>moved to WI at 26
>moved to SC at 28 (yes I spent 2 and some change years in the hellhole that is Ft. McCoy)
>moved to MD at 30
>moved back to SC at 31
>moved to KS again at 32
>retire myself due to injury, move to MT
>wife wants to go to school again, move to MO at 33
And here I am.

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