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Anonymous Mon 28 May 2018 14:32:23 No.1281093 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1281371 >>1281913 >>1281924

>be me a bong
>bank holiday decide to go for an /out/ hill work normies have told me is great
>drive to starting point, path is literally next to a main road, all the way up
>Get to the top there is a car park, a miller and carter steak house and an ice cream van
>Decide to walk down another route and find a public path hidden by a bush
>An hour of glorious British countryside without seeing a soul
>Path ends near a country pub have a pint and then walk down a country lane back to my car

Any "shit turned good" stories /out/here brothers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 May 2018 15:04:55 No.1281111 Report

Quoted By: >>1281123 >>1281453 >>1283463

>forget to buy your walking license
>get sentenced to 13 months prison

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 May 2018 15:15:16 No.1281123 Report

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>>1281111
I did stumble upon private land for a bit but got off before the Swat team saw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 May 2018 20:02:24 No.1281371 Report

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>>1281093
It's possible to find in the UK. I know a spot less than an hour outside the most built up part of the U.K. outside London where I've walked for 3 hours and seen no one. Even a track I walk regularly from my house usually only has single digit numbers of people once you get off the main road and it's a 9 mile easy hike.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 May 2018 21:43:21 No.1281453 Report

Quoted By: >>1281909 >>1282213

>>1281111
>oi there u cheeky cunt, the fuck you fink your doin
>ats the queens paff your walkin on
>show us ya loicense or we ave no choice but ta toss ya in wiff Abdul and Aziz

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 10:55:23 No.1281909 Report

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>>1281453

Excuse me, have some respect for a quads anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 11:02:02 No.1281913 Report

Quoted By: >>1281928 >>1282231

>>1281093
I trespass in a forest on a country estate. It's fantastic, overgrown, well developed sections of forest, lots of deer and pheasants. Of course the pheasants are introduced and sections are logged but I've never seen anyone there in 30 visits. Only footprints I've seen have been horses.

I want to live in a rural/semi wild area so badly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 11:46:07 No.1281924 Report

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>>1281093
Imagine living somewhere where going an hour in the wild without seeing someone else is a rare occurrence. Fucking hell living on tiny islands packed with people must suck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 11:55:30 No.1281928 Report

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>>1281913
soon i will meet her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 12:01:37 No.1281931 Report

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mhm

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Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 19:24:03 No.1282213 Report

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>>1281453
>thats the queens property your walking on
Fuck that brings back bad memories of the Canadian army

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 May 2018 19:45:31 No.1282231 Report

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>>1281913

>I want to live in a rural/semi wild area so badly

If true, make it happen. No excuses

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 May 2018 01:53:33 No.1283418 Report

Quoted By: >>1283473

>friend wants to go camping
>"okay we're going here"
>"okay anon that sounds good"
>get there
>tell him to set up tent while I gather and build fire as well as make lunch for us
>"I'm not doing that"
>first night he wants to make dinner
>makes beans in an old cast iron pot
>"Bobby don't do that, you're wasting a big ass can of beans"
>"Fuck you anon stop doubting me"
>beans taste like liquid iron, rust, and smoke
>day 2
>"Anon I have to shit"
>"Okay here's some toilet paper and wipes, right over there is a good spot"
>"No anon I'm going to walmart (45 minutes away)"
>"Anon please it's gonna be a bad one I need to go now"
>"Anon either give me the keys or I'm leaving tonight"
>he drives to walmart 45 minutes away and didn't pick up a single thing I told him to bring back
>"Lol bro that was such a bad one it was a bowl-curler dude it was so messy"
>day 3
>"Billy we need to pack up before it starts pouring down"
>"No I'm not you made me put up the tent you pack it up"
>"Booby you have 30 minutes to pack up everything you brought before I leave it here with you"
>"Fuck you anon I'm not going camping with you again"
>"Good, you lazy fat cunt"
>he ends up packing up the quarter ton of shit he brought while I throw my small box of stuff in the bed of the truck
Fucking cunts, don't ever take someone camping with you they'll just ruin the entire experience. All he did was catch a tiny fish and objected to doing everything you go to a national forest specifically to do

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2018 02:55:10 No.1283463 Report

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>>1281111
I bet he dousen't even have a standing license

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 May 2018 03:23:10 No.1283473 Report

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>>1283418
Nothing wrong with cast iron.

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