Somehow i managed to hold in a shit for my entire trip this week, 82 hours in between the shits. I ate quite a bit during it too. I had easy access to a decent outhouse some of the time but my body just really doesnt want to shit unless o have a real toilet around. I farted like crazy the whole time and they smelled like beer, siracha, and MRE chemicals. I think my bowels must have converted quite a bit of shit into gaseous form cause even when i shat it wasnt insanely large or rancid. I was worried itd be dry as fuck and itd be painful to shit but i just had a few cups of coffee and dropped the kids off at the pool with incredible ease and speed.
Im sure real /out/ists wouldnt use them but we brought tp and some biodegradable baby wipes and my friend had two reportedly pleasant shits with those.
I dont get this squatting stuff. It seems almost impossible to do without getting shit all over your ass cheeks. Id need at least 1 hand maybe two to hold myself upright, ideally two more hands to spread my cheeks, and then another hand to wipe. I think if i had the time and enough rocks/soft logs id make myself a cylindrical shaped bowl of rocks to sit on to simulate a toilet
>>1282122This nigger deserves a lot more than a (you) for his fantastic idea
