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Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 12:00:10 No.1285781 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1285782 >>1285811 >>1285818 >>1285882 >>1285887 >>1285890 >>1285897 >>1285921 >>1285943 >>1286245 >>1286257 >>1286272 >>1287360 >>1287732 >>1287768 >>1288413 >>1288429 >>1288680 >>1289107

this guy comes up to the dock, slaps your gfs ass and takes your fish

what do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 12:02:57 No.1285782 Report

Quoted By: >>1285804

>>1285781
swear in chinese and then beat my gf when we get home

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 12:35:34 No.1285804 Report

Quoted By: >>1286133

>>1285782
This is Vermont, not Canada

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 12:54:42 No.1285811 Report

Quoted By:

>>1285781
If I had a girlfriend why is she there fishing with me? And why weren't we doing something more productive instead?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 13:25:54 No.1285816 Report

Quoted By: >>1289109

Ask what is an amerimutt doing in my country, tell him he has no authority here and have him charged with sexual assault.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 13:28:26 No.1285818 Report

Quoted By:

>>1285781
so, he slapped the back of my hand and took my fish? probably ask him why, and record his name/personel number

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 14:08:01 No.1285840 Report

Quoted By: >>1287917

Sweep the leg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 14:35:57 No.1285857 Report

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Ayy man you need some worms to catch a fish

Show him my little buddy wormy in my pantsy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 15:26:04 No.1285882 Report

Quoted By: >>1285901

>>1285781
fuck dog in ass. then, stick my penis in car exhaust.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 15:35:58 No.1285887 Report

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>>1285781
>Be like every singel /out/ Anon
>say you want to suck his cock
>you would give him your car keys
>you enslave and wear latex for him
>you... don't have a wife, OP?
>this guy rapes your boypussy
>you wear girly outfits now (short Hotpants)
>you sleep in a dog shed now
>your skull smashed in when useless

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 15:40:01 No.1285890 Report

Quoted By: >>1285902 >>1285983

>>1285781
>Wonder why a VT CO in is WI
>MFW I don't have any fish because I fillet them on the water
>Smallmouth are supposed to be put back north of 77 before June 15
>MFW I filleted them anyway
>WI regs say fillets have to keep a patch of skin
>MFW the patch I kept is at the tail and LOOKS LIKE WALLEYE
>Also I can get another pillow waifu easy so not mad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 15:51:59 No.1285897 Report

Quoted By:

>>1285781
Ask him how he got his truck up the waterfall

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 16:08:59 No.1285901 Report

Quoted By:

>>1285882
ebin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 16:10:46 No.1285902 Report

Quoted By: >>1285932

>>1285890
>Smallmouth are supposed to be put back north of 77 before June 15
>MFW I filleted them anyway

don't be that guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 16:33:33 No.1285921 Report

Quoted By:

>>1285781
I murder him, who's gonna know? Idk what happened to officer Watkins, I've just been fishing all long day sir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 16:43:35 No.1285932 Report

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>>1285902
Too late

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 17:08:40 No.1285943 Report

Quoted By:

>>1285781
>break his legs
>tie him up
>tie dog up
>eat one part of the dog every night keeping him alive and make him watch
>make him blind after that
>make him deaf after that
>stick a large stick up his ass and leave him in the woods
>fuck the gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 18:02:13 No.1285983 Report

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>>1285890
>>Also I can get another pillow waifu easy so not mad
This. I'd just be flustered that he saw her. I'm too autistic to let anyone know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jun 2018 21:29:29 No.1286133 Report

Quoted By:

>>1285804
Wat, leaf land has chinks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jun 2018 01:03:49 No.1286245 Report

Quoted By:

>>1285781
Show him the fake name fishing license I use, then kick his ass off the dock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jun 2018 01:15:37 No.1286256 Report

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Leave girlfriend at dock
Get in car
Drive to airport
Get on plane
Get off plane
Get in car again
Drive to OPs house
Eviscerate him for making stupid fucking threads

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jun 2018 01:17:05 No.1286257 Report

Quoted By:

>>1285781
Hook him in the throat with my rapala and steal his puppy while he's screaming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jun 2018 01:56:24 No.1286272 Report

Quoted By:

>>1285781
kill myself then you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 16:39:00 No.1287360 Report

Quoted By:

>>1285781
Shenanigans!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jun 2018 17:16:38 No.1287391 Report

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Shoot him with my compound bow

Fuck else are you supposed to do with game wardens

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jun 2018 01:34:39 No.1287732 Report

Quoted By: >>1287810

>>1285781
Bruh,that's not my gf

Literally is my friend with long hair

You're gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jun 2018 02:26:07 No.1287768 Report

Quoted By:

>>1285781
fuggen park wardens
that kid who was obsessed over bugs in primary school, and had the boner for authority figures but lacked the 80 IQ to become a cop

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jun 2018 03:24:26 No.1287810 Report

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>>1287732
pics of friend with long hair pls >:]

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jun 2018 08:37:17 No.1287917 Report

Quoted By:

>>1285840

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jun 2018 00:02:52 No.1288413 Report

Quoted By:

>>1285781
bro i'd just flex a 'cep and say 'give a man a fish you feed him for a day, take a man's fish be prepared to die'
>kill him

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jun 2018 00:36:51 No.1288429 Report

Quoted By:

>>1285781
Laugh as my GF kicks his ass.
Go back for more fish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jun 2018 10:47:53 No.1288680 Report

Quoted By:

>>1285781
Sit back and watch my wife unleash hell's fury. Then help her get rid of the body and knife (because she's Mexican). She would most likely kidnap the dog and make it wear outfits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jun 2018 01:41:57 No.1289107 Report

Quoted By:

>>1285781
>what do you do?
squeeze his ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jun 2018 01:43:00 No.1289109 Report

Quoted By:

>>1285816
comon...its not really a country and you know it. stop being jelly

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