>>129524Did you have internet access, by the time that you were fifteen? Ok then. You like girls with makeup, tweezers, perfume, razors, wax, skirts, heels, fancy-underwear, facials, pedicures and manicures.
Don't bitch that no one ever took them camping. You like that they shave their crotch. It's ok if it takes one whole summer, to teach them that it's fun to go camping.
(this is a process that, as an in-shape, good looking, successful white dude? I've worked on plenty of times before I got married. I gotta lose my shit, at least a little bit, when dudes think that the perfect girl is gonna also be a bro. Work for it, motherfucker. Chicks learn things, too)
