>>1294947Oh fuck me you aren't kidding about the STD factor.
About ten years ago I was a stupid college kid who hung with this crowd a lot. Ran into some pretty cute gals. Worst I had to overlook on the surface was the stupid hair choices (dreads are the norm, braids next) and the fact that even clean or fresh from swimming, these girls don't use any deodorant/soap/whatever, so you have to adapt to the faint girl armpit B.O. (which isn't bad, just not something I was used to.)
So I ended up in sexual situations a LOT with these gals. I think I got 6 BJ's in one day. Problem is, when it comes to actual sex, you probably don't want it even with a condom. Even drunk or high, about 50% of the time some terrible evidence of an STD was staring me in the face. Sometimes maybe only a yeast infection, sometimes open sores, sometimes just a weird rash - but dude, you will regularly see cleaner hookers than rainbow chicks.
So my advice is to go for the BJ's and steer clear of much else. You might run into a cute hippie chick and want to romp in the woods, but odds are high it'll just ruin your little fantasy once the hippie skirt gets hiked up. Even if it looks ok, you WILL probably get something momma's soap won't wash off. These chicks are so into the "live for the moment" shit that they have no foresight whatsoever. Take the whore factor that is common in women in general and double it, then eliminate any sense of need for responsibility, which to Rainbow chicks is a bad word anyway.
I used a condom on one that seemed clean, she was too out of it to remember that I had, and said "aww, man, I'm not on the pill. I need to go down to the lake and clean up." (As if that would have helped one damn bit, and further evidence that she gave no fucks about whether I had herpes or HIV or something.)
I also saw a girl there selling Zantac tablets (I knew damn well what they were) as "Plan B" in exchange for weed. She had a steady stream of people coming to her tent.
