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Screw what they think of my gardening hobby.>Be me >Grandpa gives me eggplants, peppers, and Armenian cucumber to plant >One day, I decide to make room for some more plants (I had a shit ton of eggplants) >Dad sees this, goes batshit insane while claiming those plants were his, which isn't true, but whatever. >Long story short, my mom, more batshit insane than my dad, tears everything out, leaves me in tears, and some bullshit argument erupts between the 3 of us.
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>>1296683 Your parents freaked out on your gardening like that? Shit, you could be on drugs or something.
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Nah, my parents are the one on drugs.
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>>1296683 do they actively garden? if the answer is no, tell them to go fuck themselves and if they want to have the garden their way to go and do it themselves.
build yourself a soil box so they can't claim the space as theirs if they keep sperging out
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>>1296683 >leaves me in tears Anonymous
Kill your parents anon. Use their bodies to make the soil strong.
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>>1297025 This. Plant eggplants on their graves. Their lives will bolster the fertility of the crop.
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>>1297011 Problem is, the plants they took out were already in a box that belonged to me. Plus, telling them to fuck themselves would just make their tard rage even worse
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Time to move out friend
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>>1296683 What's your situation like, lad? If you're entirely dependent on them look into jobs.
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If you can try to get a job and move out dude
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It's their house and land. Get a job and move out. Repay them by not visiting and stuffing them into some retirement home when they are old.
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>>1296683 Hmm, my brothers planted a bunch of vegetables in their garden and my mom called me to tell me how happy she was..
Your family is nuts or something
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>>1297200 He's probably not telling the whole story. Like he ripped out his mom's rose bushes because eggplants have a real purpose but he's never eaten eggplant in his life so his parents get mad at his autistic ads mainly because they realize they have completely failed at their greatest mission in life which was to make their retarded son normal enough to get a wife but he's 25 and still lives at home and refuses to get a job but decides to garden one night at 3 in the morning.
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>>1297220 You made up so much shit you could sell it as a novel if you polished it a bit.
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>>1297224 Make it a series
>Robot goes Outside >Robot gets a Haircut >Robot goes Job-Hunting >Robot likes a Girl Teaches kids to not be like Robot.
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>>1296683 >living with your parents Yup, I think I found the problem.
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>>1296683 >Living with your parents after having finished high school >Not working part time from age 12 or 15 to save up for a car and enough money to move out when you finish highschool You need to be 18 to post here, Anon.
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You live on their house on their property. Anything you plant is theirs, anything you do is on their property, so you really don't have a leg to stand on here.>crying over plants >being this autistic
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Sorry to hear that OP. My parents are pieces of shit too. I had a little wintergreen/moss plant on my bedroom windowsill and my dad deliberately knocked it onto the floor because he couldn't stand having something in the window. Complete fucking psycho.
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>>1296683 Are you a woman? Get /out/
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>>1297318 Dang that actually a good plan for the kids, if I ever have any.
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>>1297794 >doing the exact opposite of what successful families across the world do Working in school is fine but some degree intergenerational wealth transfer and support is universally known to be helpful when it comes to lifetime earnings of the children.
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>>1297510 You will turn into your dad you self hating commie piece of shit
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>>1296683 Potatoes are easy. Just plant them, water them for one season and only harvest part of them. They'll grow right back the next year and you'll have a hard time getting rid of them.
>>1297500 >Anything you plant is theirs, anything you do is on their property is US law really that fucked up? in pretty much every EU country, if you get permission to plant something on another persons property, they're not allowed to do anything with the plants or the harvest since those are legally yours.
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>>1297817 Wait; I know you
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>>1297831 Theyre his parents, not landlords. Their house, their kid, their rules. Dragging a family circus into the legal system like Retardo is a national fucking embarassment.
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>>1297831 What the fuck is OP gonna do, sue them? Nigger doesn t have a fucking job how is he gonna pay court costs? He is crying about less than 100 dollars worth of vegetables. And more than likely he tore up some good shit to plant them. That is why his parents would be mad.
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>>1296683 See, but leave the drama behind:
>>1296618 Anonymous
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>>1297220 kino episode desu
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>>1297027 Lol I love that gif
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>>1296683 What do you mean by make room? Did you dig up a bunch of their plants?
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>>1299265 If your kid is older than 11 and not a complete retard then you should just give them control of their own piece of garden land. It will teach them a bunch of useful skills and make them more self reliant. Nothing feels better than eating your own produce and my family loves the stuff I grow for them too. Regardless, eggplants cost a few dollars, teaching your kid to be a self reliant man instead of a whiny perma boy is much more valuable, if they gonna fuck up, let em then show them how they fucked it up
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>>1299276 CONT.
OPs parents retaliating like scorned children is just embarrassing, sounds like they need to sort themselves out.
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>>1299276 >not a complete retard What makes you think OP is not a complete retard?
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I came home from work to about half my /out/ing gear and half my regular clothing in plastic garbage bags on the street, about the same period in time when I decided to move out.
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Plant poison ivy all around their garden and every time they kill it plant more.
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>>1297841 >their rules That doesn't excuse making shit up on the fly like that. And it's not like he just squatted on the land and dug holes, he presumably has permission to live there and do gardening. To use "muh land" as an excuse for throwing what seems to amount to a grown up hissy fit is pathetic and disrespectful. OPs property (remember, the seed plants were his) and hard work has been destroyed. There's also nothing wrong with living with your parents, especially if you contribute to the upkeep of the household through board, work, or a combination of both. It's actually quite common in rural communities, in which it is practically the antithesis of the "manchild" stereotype.
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>>1296683 This is an 18+ website
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>>1299476 >all these assumptions Anon is not telling us the otherside of the story where he's a NEET piece of shit, which I assure you, there is.
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>>1296683 Kill your parents, desu
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>>1296683 are you a 15 year old girl? They're mad because you're growing fat green cocks for your lesbian sleep-overs. If you really are retarded then growing potatoes is cloning and they are understandably upset.
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>>1299677 my boomer adopted parents are seriously considering cloning their goldendoodle as he's dying from cancer
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>>1299799 ask them if they'd clone you if were to start dying of cancer. or if they're cool with you cloning them once they kick the bucket.
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>>1299799 Wouldn't the clone have cancer too?
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>>1301198 the clone would have heightened susceptibility to cancer. but since cancer is a degenerative disease of cells, it is not guaranteed. the retarded little thing could die from a bad driver.
