Any out-bros out there living in kinda boring places?

I see all these amerifags posting pictures of these amazing views, huge valleys surrounded by forest with thousands of trails to explore or rivers to follow.

And here I am, in shitty Oxfordshire, UK, where when the weather permits it (10-12 out of 365 days a year its warm/not raining) all I have to explore is farm land.

Pic related.
Red is where I live
Yellow are woods I explored, boring as hell to be honest, both private property and being caught on them will get you arrested
Orange is actually a pretty nice valley, small though, like a 20 min walk all around
Black is Burford, considered one of the nicest places to live, still boring though.

I want some nice weather and big ass forests to explore.