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>be me
>wife says she wants us and kids to go on vacation to the Grand Canyon
>fuck yes been sick of her making us go to the beach every year anyway
>have been to the Grand Canyon though and realize my wife and kids (who don’t hike) will get bored with more than one day there
>love Arizona and the desert so I plan elaborate two week vacation road trip
>hit the painted desert and petrified forest before heading to Grand Canyon
>swing up to Page and see Antelope Canyon then rent a Jeep for a day and see White Pocket and Alstrom Point
>head down south through Sedona then see Saguaro National Park
>camp out at Chiricahua and see bears and coatis while we’re there
>head east toward home and see white sands and camp out one night in the tularosa basin
>finish up with Carlsbad caverns before heading home
>wife and kids did nothing but bitch and moan the enter time
>”it’s too hot”
>”it’s just more rocks”
>”there’s nowhere to swim”
>”we just want to hang out at the motel”

Hey /out/... Don’t get married, okay?