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Guys that wear cotton underwear under their bathing suit while /out/ WTF?

Anonymous Sat 23 Jun 2018 05:22:29 No.1299425 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1299441 >>1299480 >>1299484 >>1299505 >>1299578 >>1299681 >>1299682 >>1299698 >>1299762 >>1299821 >>1302632

What is up with these ghetto ass mofos wearing cotton underwear under a bathing suit? Is this truly the test of mental retardation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jun 2018 05:36:46 No.1299434 Report

Quoted By: >>1299689

I always wear compressions under my trunks as a last line of denfense after one particular wardrobe malfunction got me banned from a pool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jun 2018 05:41:35 No.1299441 Report

Quoted By: >>1299447 >>1299484 >>1299822

>>1299425

I wear underwear under my swim trunks because I have a giant penis that swings around noticeably, especially when wearing swim trunks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jun 2018 05:48:08 No.1299447 Report

Quoted By: >>1299461

>>1299441
Thanks LARPer. If you really had a huge penis, you wouldn’t wear underwear for obvious reasons

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jun 2018 06:26:07 No.1299461 Report

Quoted By: >>1299484

>>1299447

Jealous dicklet detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jun 2018 06:40:17 No.1299465 Report

Quoted By: >>1299693

I wear them to prolong the life of my swimming trunks. My balls are so big they always end up rubbing against the fabric and tearing a hole in the groin area. I probably buy a dozen pairs of boxers per year because of it. The crotch area always just wears out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Jun 2018 07:40:38 No.1299480 Report

Quoted By: >>1299487 >>1300767 >>1300795 >>1301639

>>1299425
because when I swim, my dick shrinks so much it just sits all tucked away at a flat angle so it looks like I have a boner non-stop.
It saves me from embarrassment

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jun 2018 07:49:24 No.1299484 Report

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>>1299461
>>1299441
Kek

>>1299425
People who wear cotton underwear most likely forgot to pack swimming trunks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jun 2018 07:58:39 No.1299487 Report

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>>1299480
Yikes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jun 2018 08:16:43 No.1299499 Report

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I recently spent a lot of time outside, I worse my swim trucks like three or four days in a row. Then I got folliculitis, an infection on my legs around my groin, on the side of my balls and on my balls - open sores leaking, super painful. I can understand why someone would want to have nice soft cotton on that area instead of some synthetic fabric

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Jun 2018 08:30:38 No.1299505 Report

Quoted By: >>1299685

>>1299425
>bathing suit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jun 2018 09:18:49 No.1299519 Report

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weird idea as cotton is hydrophile and hard to dry

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jun 2018 13:44:47 No.1299578 Report

Quoted By: >>1302675

>>1299425
You do this if you're wearing them like a normal pair of shorts and don't actual plan on getting soaked. If you aren't getting in the water and walk around in bathing trunks commando all day you're a douchebag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jun 2018 15:31:12 No.1299632 Report

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i wear them because otherwise the trunks chafe my taint

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jun 2018 16:47:46 No.1299681 Report

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>>1299425
Just did a trail jog to distance swim and back. Wore spyder 90 percent nylon 2 percent poly boxer briefs under my rei Saharas. Was pretty much dry about 1/4 mile into the jog back. Absolutly recommend

Also
>tfw all your stupid tech soft goods actually serve their purpose and work beautifully

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jun 2018 16:50:16 No.1299682 Report

Quoted By: >>1299685

>>1299425
>bathing suit
who the hell wears clothes when they take a bath let alone a shower?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jun 2018 16:54:28 No.1299685 Report

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>>1299505
>>1299682
>they don't have a dedicated suit for bathing
I'm partial to my Tom Ford.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Jun 2018 17:01:16 No.1299689 Report

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>>1299434
>tfw squat on a metro jetty filleting fish with your dick trying to poke out the bottom of wet trunks and random people are coming out there waking their dog to take a photo of the sunset

>tfw walk out of the surf with a semi after swimming with the gf and all the sunbathers are lying there

>tfw wear underwear, leave the beach keeping them on and end up in a bar with some pants on over top looking like you pissed yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jun 2018 17:05:56 No.1299693 Report

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>>1299465
that's because you're obese

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jun 2018 17:12:02 No.1299698 Report

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>>1299425
I did this a lot when I was a kid because my trunks would turn kinda transparent when they got wet and I didn't want anybody peeping at me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Jun 2018 18:56:33 No.1299762 Report

Quoted By: >>1299820

>>1299425
>wearing underwear at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jun 2018 21:10:24 No.1299820 Report

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>>1299762
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jun 2018 21:12:38 No.1299821 Report

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>>1299425
ANONS saw a guy with swim suit type that has the mesh underwear built inside and was also wearing cotton underwear WTF?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jun 2018 21:16:13 No.1299822 Report

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>>1299441
unironically me too. dicklets btfo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 01:31:07 No.1299931 Report

Quoted By: >>1300797

I just swim naked, hoping a beautiful and mischievous wild woman will find my clothes folded on the riverbank, hide them and spy on me as I run back to my campsite cussing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:36:44 No.1299974 Report

Quoted By: >>1300012

In the winter I wear my Long John Silvers under my bathing suit to stay warm in the bath

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:41:30 No.1300002 Report

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get

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:56:27 No.1300012 Report

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>>1299974
fuck thats hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jun 2018 02:54:06 No.1300639 Report

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Just wear trunks that fit you fucking retards holy shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jun 2018 09:38:07 No.1300767 Report

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>>1299480
This is my reason too. Dicklets unite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jun 2018 11:32:55 No.1300795 Report

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>>1299480
lolzy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jun 2018 11:35:46 No.1300797 Report

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>>1299931
I will take it as a sign from now on anon, thanks for the tip.

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 19:46:19 No.1301639 Report

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>>1299480

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jun 2018 02:43:25 No.1302632 Report

Quoted By: >>1302663

>>1299425
Dicks shrivel in water

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jun 2018 03:14:31 No.1302663 Report

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>>1302632
Yea, I never see dicks outlined in swim trunks that are wet...too shriveled

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jun 2018 03:25:08 No.1302675 Report

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>>1299578
why aren't you just wearing shorts then

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