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idgaf slower or faster as long as i'm not going the same speed as other people. if someone else starts pacing me i speed up a bit, and if i don't lose them quickly i take a 5 minute break and let them go ahead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jul 2018 21:49:37 No.1310342 Report

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>>1310335
Usually hike at an conspicuous speed just below a jog. Neither of us willing to admit the depths of our autism but neither willing to back down.

Endurace speed walking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jul 2018 21:55:20 No.1310351 Report

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>>1310328
That's pretty normal, actually. It's the same when walking in the city and you want to pass someone

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 06:41:48 No.1310724 Report

Quoted By: >>1310731 >>1310873 >>1311241

I usually let people pass me because I hate having people walking behind me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 06:54:04 No.1310731 Report

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>>1310724
>this
you cant scratch your butthole in peace

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 07:08:52 No.1310737 Report

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being tall, having long legs, and having a naturally fast pace ( especially going uphill) leads to me passing absolutely everyone
i used to kind of feel like a dick about it, But it is what it is,

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 13:10:57 No.1310873 Report

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>>1310724
for real. if someone is gaining on me ill let them pass and give them five minutes to get a solid lead just to keep my space.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 13:31:17 No.1310877 Report

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Where the fuck are you guys hiking that there is so much traffic?
You are not falling for the national park meme are you?
BLM land guys, have to mountains to yourself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 14:14:45 No.1310898 Report

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>>1310328
You're one of those assholes that speeds up in traffic when someone faster is passing on the left just so you can block him and clog the left lane. You belong in a garbage can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 21:00:12 No.1311239 Report

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>>1310332
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 21:04:39 No.1311241 Report

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>>1310724
This. Better yet take a trail mix break and wait for them to disappear out of view entirely. I didn't come to the trail to get trailed by people nor to trail people, I can do all those things just fine in a mall.
>inb4 hurr just go to more remote trails
There's only so much nature in central Europe, let alone interesting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 21:09:11 No.1311247 Report

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>>1310341
This guy gets it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 21:10:34 No.1311249 Report

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>>1310328
If I pass people they are going too slow. If people pass me they are trying too hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 22:06:45 No.1311314 Report

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>>1310335
I unironically do this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 22:37:11 No.1311346 Report

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>That person who is clearly walking faster than you but won't pass and is literally riding your ass
Go around for God's sake

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 22:41:02 No.1311350 Report

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>>1310341

This. There was some eastern European bint in Scotland with two blokes a few weeks back who kept pace with me and my gf, we tried the 5 minute break but we kept catching them back up while they kept taking selfies and shit. This one bitch though didn't shut up the whole time and I swear her voice carried for almost a mile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jul 2018 17:22:41 No.1312124 Report

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>>1310328
I usually walk fast enough to not let people pass, unless I have a 50lb pack and they don't.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jul 2018 18:02:07 No.1312155 Report

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>>1310328
Because your inner alpha seeks to be at the top of its game. Now do you be a beta and watch the person pass you or do you clothesline them as they try and solider on double time?

>>1310332
It is the exact opposite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jul 2018 18:18:53 No.1312166 Report

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>>1310328
Genius, OP. Keep the machete wielding, neck slitting, maniacal killer behind you where you can't even defend yourself. Make sure to autistically NEVER look back to see when he's about split your skull open, just go by the sound of his footsteps and excited-for-the-kill breathing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jul 2018 18:20:34 No.1312167 Report

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>>1312155
>letting a girl pass you during a race
pathetic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jul 2018 18:22:24 No.1312169 Report

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>>1310328
I don't walk on trails. Ever.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jul 2018 18:41:31 No.1312187 Report

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>>1310328
I got really mad that these middle aged women were keeping up with me on a trail even though they were day hiking and I was carrying 20+ kg (pointlessly), so I broke my bollocks keeping ahead of them and fucked my shit up at the end of the day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 08:15:33 No.1312738 Report

Quoted By: >>1312848

>be on three day trail
>be ultralight
>pass literally a hundred other hikers who are just enjoying nature
>I enjoy winning.

Seriously though what do people put in their bags
I see so many people taking heavy as fresh food, soft drinks, glass bottles (inevitably discarded).
Unless you are alpine or are going for long enough that you need to forage, why take cooking shit at all?
Maybe take a tin pot and some wire, make a fire, job done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 12:48:23 No.1312844 Report

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>that cyclist who always passes on the sharp bend of the busy road with the 50 mph speed limit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 12:56:44 No.1312848 Report

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>>1312738
They're making themselves at home in the woods, while you're a tourist

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 13:37:30 No.1312864 Report

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>>1310328
I don't give a shit if I get passed but that rarely happens, and it never happens when I go downhill because I skip down hills. Skipping is a massively underrated form of locomotion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 13:55:26 No.1312868 Report

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>>1310898
Or someone who will pass you on a one lane road when you are doing the speed limit or +5, only to do the speed limit or +5. They just want to be in front.

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Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 14:39:43 No.1312907 Report

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>>1312864
you probably look like a faggot though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 14:54:29 No.1312914 Report

Quoted By: >>1313337

>group of mexicans start gaining on me

I will absolutely break into a jog, there's no way I'm letting them catch catch up to me so they can fucking stab me and take my shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 16:00:23 No.1312962 Report

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>>1312907
>doesn't want to look like a majestic ass faggot, skipping brilliantly down the mountain side

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 16:48:24 No.1313007 Report

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That's a manlet problem. I did the PCT and never got passed once it does help that autism is my superpower

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jul 2018 01:32:32 No.1313337 Report

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>>1312914
Fucking this, it’s the only downside of living in AZ or NM. You get lots of beautiful desert landscapes in the south but there is faggy fucking cartel degenerates wandering around in pods waiting for their autism to trigger so they can do the whole “KILL ON SIGHT AUTISM FREAKOUT” thing again like they have already done to many random hikers. Bear spray doesn’t do shit to a bunch of pissed pff beaners.

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