>>1317042I actually lost a friend because he is fat.
He wanted to come hiking with me so I told him great but you gotta train cos it was at least gonna be 5 days non stop hills.
When we met up he's just as fat and hasn't done any shit.
When we start he keeps getting cramps every fucking 15 mins.
Then he's like 2x slower, my usual days end at 4pm but with him we can't even finish at 8 and always have to stop short of the goal.
Most of the time I'm just standing in the forest waiting for the fat fuck to arrive.
I do all the cooking, planning, navigating, leading, I try to lift the spirits but the fucker is just silent and sulking behind.
And this is why I hate fat fucks. Most of the time it shows that there is something wrong with them deep inside, because unless you're fat out if circumstance (which some people are), you're most likely a weak willed piece of shit.
OP, get your shit together you unnatural slob because until then nature isn't gonna want you. You're gonna die hard out there.