If you have chosen the corporate path and are a city dweller, please do not fuck up the outdoors by streaming out of your chosen shitholes in fucking droves to infiltrate rural areas.
We live here because we cannot fucking stand you assclowns.
The last five years outdoor activities have become trendy and now you all have new hobbies.
This needs to stop. There are too many of you to be accommodated by our national parks and wilderness areas.
Please go home and stay there.
That is the life you chose , you do not get to have both.
Thank you for your time.
Anon