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>Be me
>Be unsightly and unwanted
>Be fucking everywhere
>Be able to adapt in a single generation to any pesticide
>Breeding in orgies all over your flowering potato(s)
>Giving birth to many orange conglomerates of gross squishy eggs, hidden from sight stuck on the bottom of your leaves
>typophobia.jpeg
>Our babies join us in our perpetual quest to consume all your potato plants to extinction, leaving you with no wedges for deep-frying
>Be able to fly as it warms up more,making it hard to catch the lot of us
>Be me, the universally loathed 'pomme de terre insectusfuckus' aka the Potato Bug
Honestly name a worse pest
>You can't
>Be unsightly and unwanted
>Be fucking everywhere
>Be able to adapt in a single generation to any pesticide
>Breeding in orgies all over your flowering potato(s)
>Giving birth to many orange conglomerates of gross squishy eggs, hidden from sight stuck on the bottom of your leaves
>typophobia.jpeg
>Our babies join us in our perpetual quest to consume all your potato plants to extinction, leaving you with no wedges for deep-frying
>Be able to fly as it warms up more,making it hard to catch the lot of us
>Be me, the universally loathed 'pomme de terre insectusfuckus' aka the Potato Bug
Honestly name a worse pest
>You can't
