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Anonymous Sun 05 Aug 2018 18:49:35 No.1333697 View View Reply Original Report

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how does /out/ wipe their ass in the wild?

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Anonymous Sun 05 Aug 2018 18:51:32 No.1333698 Report

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>>1333697
These are usually pretty good.

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Anonymous Sun 05 Aug 2018 18:53:50 No.1333700 Report

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>>1333697
I submerge my bottom in a stream when poopin.

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Anonymous Sun 05 Aug 2018 19:35:28 No.1333762 Report

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>large soft leaves
>grow in thick bunches so plenty available to wipe with and shy poopers can hide in them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Aug 2018 21:30:44 No.1333871 Report

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>>1333762
>Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Aug 2018 23:22:32 No.1333947 Report

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poison ivy leaves 100% of the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Aug 2018 23:45:50 No.1333955 Report

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With a bear

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2018 02:54:02 No.1334071 Report

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>>1333697

I strangle and skin a rabbit with my bear hands, then I use the hide.

Pun intended.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2018 04:10:58 No.1334122 Report

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I find local wildlife to lick it clean. In a pinch I could ask other hikers but its not the same. Bear tongue licking your asshole is one of life’s few pleasures

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2018 04:19:38 No.1334124 Report

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I perch my ass up against a boulder and blast shit on the side.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2018 04:31:18 No.1334130 Report

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Geocache should be the only answer true /out/smen should be giving here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2018 06:54:35 No.1334175 Report

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>>1334130
based

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2018 07:31:46 No.1334181 Report

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NZ here, anyone have this plant? It's called lambs ear and it's perfect for wiping your ass.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2018 07:36:04 No.1334182 Report

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>>1334181
Tis pretty good indeed. Dock leaves are good for an anti inflamme ass wipe in cases of chafing haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2018 07:58:52 No.1334188 Report

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>>1333697
This weekend I really needed to take a shmooey shit whilst outdoors. I shit in the bushes and wiped my ass with several handfuls of long grass and washed my hands in a puddle afterwards.

Bad idea because I had really itchy and tender ass for the rest of the day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2018 08:03:50 No.1334191 Report

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>>1334188
That grass was not skookum as frig, no treat especiale

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2018 08:06:43 No.1334193 Report

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I pretend I'm a snail

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2018 08:50:09 No.1334201 Report

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>>1333700
>this
no need to wipe

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2018 09:16:00 No.1334208 Report

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>>1333700
Based "poo in the stream" poster

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2018 10:10:48 No.1334232 Report

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>>1333700
Based poo nigger.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2018 10:11:51 No.1334233 Report

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>>1333697
TP, faggot.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2018 10:17:58 No.1334238 Report

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Mullein is a great plant to wipe your ass with. It's also good base for smoking if you dry it out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2018 11:31:43 No.1334273 Report

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Normal poo: Just use a smooth rock or a small (smooth) stick with no bark to get rid of potential shit sticking to your asshole (usually there isn't any). Finish by wiping with some cool moss.
Liquid shit aka camper's nightmare:
Alpha method: sit in sand/soil. Get lots of it on your shitty ass. Let dry. Get rid of dry shitsand/shitsoil with smooth stick. Now go put water pn your ass (if any close by). Don't fucking put your asshole in a stream, you take your dringing water from there. Just dig a whole near the stream and let the water come up and sit in it or use your hand.
Beta method: cry and use your toilet paper that you brought with you you fucking city slicking tool.
Wildman method: Use a three and rub your ass on it. Now that tree belongs to you in the minds of the animals and they will respect your territory.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2018 11:56:39 No.1334277 Report

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Dock leaves and moss, stone to scrape first though
generally my shits are really compact /out/ luckily, probably from eating nothing but pasta and oats

shitting at night, however

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2018 16:23:42 No.1334435 Report

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your suppose to grab the nearest squirrel.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2018 23:04:57 No.1334683 Report

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>>1334130
ITS PISSING TIME!

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Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 00:11:01 No.1334722 Report

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>>1334071
Reminds me of this

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Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 13:43:45 No.1335057 Report

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I use shells

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Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 15:11:49 No.1335115 Report

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You hang your ass in the water, let the tide take the turd, and let these fish suck your ass clean. Ocean pooping is the best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 15:33:32 No.1335134 Report

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Same way i do at home - i just shit in my pants

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Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 19:04:56 No.1335266 Report

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>>1333697
you wipe?

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Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 19:15:12 No.1335275 Report

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>Hurr durr he carries toilet paper inna woods! He no true /out/!
Bring it on I don't give a fuck.

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