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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2018 19:11:41 No.1334539 View View Reply Original Report

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Gonna be taking about a week's vacation at a popular beach/tourist town starting tomorrow and plan on exploring some uninhabited islands so I can go naked on the beach (don't feel like driving over six hours to get to legit nude beach). Any suggestions-tips, especially for safety?

I'm not a grill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2018 19:26:59 No.1334547 Report

Quoted By: >>1334595

>>1334539
Be careful. I heard there are creatures in the sand that shoot right up your dick if it's out in the open. They sense the ammonia and just rocket right up there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2018 20:12:50 No.1334564 Report

Quoted By: >>1334595

>>1334539
>Any suggestions-tips, especially for safety?
well, that totally depends on where that beaches are.
Saudi Arabia? Enjoy your death penalty, I guess.
Germany? Unless you masturbate publically, no one will care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2018 21:03:31 No.1334595 Report

Quoted By: >>1334919

>>1334547
Terrifying! I'll be on the lookout. (actually just last month I got bit the shit out of by what turned out to be fire ants and found out I'm horribly allergic, and now I'm kind of terrified of running into some on a beach, especially a secluded beach).

>>1334564
U.S. I should be fine unless a cop is in a really bad mood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 02:50:28 No.1334844 Report

Quoted By: >>1334869 >>1334884 >>1334919 >>1335993

>>1334539
Why do you need to be nude

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 03:46:34 No.1334869 Report

Quoted By: >>1334873 >>1334883

>>1334844
Because he can, fuck off you prude fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 03:50:13 No.1334873 Report

Quoted By: >>1335024 >>1335993

>>1334869
You “can” stick your dick in a fire ant hill but “can” isnt a fucking reason you absolute retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 04:17:40 No.1334883 Report

Quoted By: >>1334904 >>1335024 >>1335993

>>1334869
It just seems fucking stupid dude, regardless if you're a hedonistic degenerate or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 04:18:19 No.1334884 Report

Quoted By: >>1334902

>>1334844
Because I like the feeling of the air over my whole body and feeling free and not giving a fuck and getting a full tan and swimming nude is the only way one should swim. Have you never /outed nude?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 05:11:13 No.1334902 Report

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>>1334884
No because im a well adjusted adult

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 05:14:07 No.1334904 Report

Quoted By: >>1334908 >>1334919

>>1334902
>>1334883
>well-adjusted
>is a prude
What did he mean by this?
You have a lot to learn about nudism. Gay nudist clubs and adult-only kink nudist clubs give nudism a bad name. It has nothing to do with perversion. Read a book.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 05:43:48 No.1334908 Report

Quoted By: >>1334911

>>1334904
You sound like a fag, back to your gay nudist club with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 05:45:20 No.1334911 Report

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>>1334908
But I'm straight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 06:03:24 No.1334919 Report

Quoted By: >>1334920 >>1335868

>>1334595
>U.S. I should be fine unless a cop is in a really bad mood.
So then, why are you asking? Also, the US is a pretty large place, local attitudes towards nudity differ. Where in the US?

>>1334844
>>1334902
Not gonna make it
>>1334904
>Gay nudist clubs and adult-only kink nudist clubs
these are retarded, as are the nudists that want to do everything in the nude, no matter if its practical or acceptable, but for the beach in warm weather? Best thing ever. No wet and uncomfortable swimming gear when you have a break after your swim and your dick flopping about in the current feels nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 06:07:39 No.1334920 Report

Quoted By: >>1334929

>>1334919
>but for the beach in warm weather? Best thing ever. No wet and uncomfortable swimming gear when you have a break after your swim and your dick flopping about in the current feels nice.
You have it right, my man. I think it's retarded that we literally put on clothes to swim. Nude is the only way.
Anyway it's in the South. That pretty much narrows things down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 06:34:09 No.1334929 Report

Quoted By: >>1334930

>>1334920
>Anyway it's in the South. That pretty much narrows things down.
But it doesn't. I'd assume that somewhere in florida where folks are used to spring breakers literally fucking on the beach would differ from some texan-baptist-beach, but that's just an assumption.
Why are you so afraid of giving us the location?
Do you really think some 4chan autist will monitor a dozen square miles, just to harrass some other 4chan autist?
fine, if anyone want's to see my nice dick (plus, you also get a good look at my gf's private parts), I'll be on holiday at the German North Sea in a week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 06:41:34 No.1334930 Report

Quoted By: >>1334931 >>1335109

>>1334929
Alright, anon, it's in the South, as either Georgia, Louisiana, North or South Carolina, take your pick.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 06:46:42 No.1334931 Report

Quoted By: >>1334935

>>1334930
>either Georgia, Louisiana, North or South Carolina
Hahahahaha, got you!
Now I'll patrol every inch of the 500 miles of coastline there, and I'll find you, make fun of your tiny dick and post pics of you on 4chan!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 07:00:53 No.1334935 Report

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>>1334931
Do it, anon! Just know that I'm a grower.
I sleep now. I have a busy day and a long drive ahead of me tomorrow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 11:50:35 No.1335024 Report

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>>1334873
It absolutely is.

>>1334883
>Being nude is degenerate
Pls go be a retard elsewhere.

>>1334902
>Well adjust
>Following what's defined by the majority as norm makes you a well adjusted person

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 12:04:26 No.1335029 Report

Quoted By: >>1335044

>>1334539
>he thinks beaches are deserted and he won't get arrested

If you're in America there's already an APB out for your arrest when you show up to the beach, simply because of this thread. Enjoy your midges.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 12:54:27 No.1335044 Report

Quoted By: >>1335050

>>1335029
Where I'm going, there are several islands that are nature preserves and some people do go nude in the remote corners of said islands.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 13:30:43 No.1335050 Report

Quoted By: >>1335069

>>1335044
illegal and possibly a felony/sex crime on government land
good luck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 14:11:03 No.1335069 Report

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>>1335050
>Can't even enjoy nudity on the beach
>Land of the freeeee home of the braveeeee
Loving every laugh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 14:47:31 No.1335086 Report

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>>133453
Come to Australia, mind the skin cancer though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 15:08:44 No.1335109 Report

Quoted By: >>1335127

>>1334930
Here's the problem with your plan. You'll need to be covered in so much sunscreen and repellent that you might as well wear pants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 15:23:54 No.1335127 Report

Quoted By: >>1335961

>>1335109
>implying I don't already regularly go nude outdoors

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 15:53:09 No.1335868 Report

Quoted By: >>1335876

>>1334919
Not gonna make it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 15:55:42 No.1335870 Report

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>>1334539
Not pic related, thats for sure. busy beach, and lots of boat traffic. I did get there early enough one day to do the nasty with my girlfriend on the beach, it was choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 16:06:05 No.1335876 Report

Quoted By: >>1335976

>>1335868
He's right tho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 18:12:36 No.1335954 Report

Quoted By: >>1335961

Just make sure not to apply sunscreen or bug spray to your genitals. The exposure will make them tougher and the swelling will make them larger. Far better than any pump or cream you could ever use.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 18:24:43 No.1335961 Report

Quoted By: >>1335977

>>1335127
I'm not sure you grasp the volume of insects you're about to walk into at a deserted Southern coastal beach. The sand gnats are just one of the most pernicious.

>>1335954
>oh god my dick itches
>15 hours of rubbing
>sunburn makes skin peel
>accidentally walk through hedge into children's birthday party rubbing balls

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 18:42:07 No.1335976 Report

Quoted By: >>1335977

>>1335876
He's wrong though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 18:44:15 No.1335977 Report

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>>1335961
Kek. I am prepared. I already have bug spray, but gnats never bother me much. It's fire ants I'm worried about.

>>1335976
Being prudish about nudity never led to anything good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 19:01:15 No.1335989 Report

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No see ums and gnats are different. Apply lots of deet otherwise you will not enjoy your time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 19:09:01 No.1335993 Report

Quoted By: >>1336063

>>1334844
> HHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhnnnnnnngggggg-
>>1334873
>>1334883
>>1334902
> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

go back to your mission christfags

also being totes nude in the woods means you can feel pesky ticks crawling on you immediately, and can nuke them before they bite and give you lyme disease... with clothes, its much, much, much harder to notice them until youre naked later and borrelia spirochetes have already invaded your body

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 19:51:02 No.1336010 Report

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>>1334539
sunblock and have clothes with you in case you need to get dressed(ie unhappy cop rolls up)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 21:18:10 No.1336063 Report

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>>1335993
This. I have spent so much time hiking on nude trails, submerging myself in creeks, and laying naked in grassy fields, and I have had nary a bite.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 00:41:38 No.1336220 Report

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OP here. I went to a public beach and was intending to walk down to the isolated part, but since there was no shade anywhere I decided to rent an umbrella and just chilled with the normies. Ended up getting sucked up in a riptide and almost died. Got dashed against some rocks as well. Maybe I'm done with beaches for the moment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 00:52:33 No.1336236 Report

Quoted By: >>1336304

>>1334539
sunburnt dicks are unpleasant and they burn extremely easily even if the rest of you doesn't, bring and use sunscreen.

There will be pointy shit everywhere, I suggest wearing some form of footwear.

Nothing that grows near the beach is particularly good for wiping your ass, either bring your own asswipe or plan for facilities access.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 01:02:25 No.1336241 Report

Quoted By: >>1336304

>>1334539
I've been wanting to go to a nude beach for a long time and the only one I've heard of is Black's Beach in San Diego. Are there any others that i should know about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 02:30:20 No.1336304 Report

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>>1336236
I must have been lucky before. When summer started I was at my favorite nudist resort and purposefully laid out on a chair for a while to get some color in me, and I didn't put on sunblock. I was thinking about my little guy and started to worried. I burnt like hell, but not on my dick. I guess having my knees drawn up a lot shaded it.

>>1336241
I don't know the west coast, but just Google it up, shouldn't be too hard to find. Unless they are unoficcial nudist spots, they won't be hidden. You can also check out the ANRR (American Association for Nude Recreation) website. They will have a club finder. That is, if it is affiliated with them. Most nude beaches are not. This is more for resorts. Hope that helps.

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