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Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 16:57:07 No.1336659 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1336663 >>1336856 >>1336866 >>1336867 >>1336896 >>1337081 >>1341908 >>1343284

*blocks your path*

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 17:00:41 No.1336663 Report

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>>1336659
bear cubs are adorable

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 17:05:20 No.1336667 Report

Quoted By: >>1336671 >>1343261

>no father
typical

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 17:09:21 No.1336671 Report

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>>1336667
kek'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 17:18:27 No.1336677 Report

Quoted By: >>1338092

>tap trekking poles together
>bears run off as if lightning just struck nearby

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 17:23:07 No.1336682 Report

Quoted By: >>1343459

*shits on your territory*
Heh, nothing personell, kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 17:25:24 No.1336683 Report

Quoted By: >>1336883 >>1336884 >>1336922 >>1340039 >>1343267

Be 6'3 and not some manlet, scare the bear off just by standing there and continue on my way. Tell the story to hiker girls at camp that night and impress them so much being a 6'3 bear scarer offer I get a blow job and anal from each one. Feels good not being manlet bear meal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 23:09:14 No.1336856 Report

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>>1336659
black bears are pussies i would try my best not to scare the mom away

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 23:17:37 No.1336866 Report

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>>1336659
i would gently pick up a cub to show I mean no harm

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Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 23:19:18 No.1336867 Report

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>>1336659

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 23:45:17 No.1336881 Report

Quoted By: >>1336923

>>1336867
wait what

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 23:48:06 No.1336883 Report

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>>1336683
r/thatotallyhappened

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 23:54:32 No.1336884 Report

Quoted By: >>1343460

>>1336683
>doesn't knock up the chicks

B•E•T•A

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2018 00:15:37 No.1336896 Report

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>>1336659
They're just looking for toilet paper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2018 00:46:45 No.1336922 Report

Quoted By: >>1337202

>>1336683
the bear most likely left because it could sense what an obnoxious faggot you are

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2018 00:49:12 No.1336923 Report

Quoted By: >>1336931

>>1336881
Pretty sure if i remember the video he doesnt announce his presence until the bear is right there and he stands up. At that range the bear will charge right away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2018 00:53:26 No.1336931 Report

Quoted By: >>1336968 >>1337114

>>1336923
how tf did he live though

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2018 02:12:38 No.1336968 Report

Quoted By: >>1337119

>>1336931
I had to find the video with sound, I was hoping for the sound of someone being mauled to death, but I was disappointed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF0M4xDZIJ8

The bear didn't even really attack him, just charged and knocked him over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2018 07:46:16 No.1337081 Report

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>>1336659
>sit down
>open beer can
>*zzzssshhhh*
>scares the shit out of them
>get hammered
>phlegmatic and loud
>bears GTFO

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2018 10:31:25 No.1337114 Report

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>>1336931
The overwhelming majority of black bear attacks are false charges. That is, a charge to knock you on your ass and scare you while the bear runs away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2018 11:02:58 No.1337119 Report

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>>1336968
>scare me that guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2018 15:57:46 No.1337199 Report

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*screams PERRRRKELE*

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Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2018 16:06:44 No.1337202 Report

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>>1336922
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2018 03:10:54 No.1338092 Report

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>>1336677
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2018 04:23:18 No.1338119 Report

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>>1337199
>vittu saatana perkele

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Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2018 21:37:19 No.1338586 Report

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I'll take, "what are loud noises?" for 100

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2018 21:45:19 No.1338597 Report

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black bear moms are much more chill than browns are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2018 22:00:07 No.1340017 Report

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>>1337199
Ebin. Dubs of truth

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2018 22:30:53 No.1340039 Report

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>>1336683
>threatening a bear with cubs
Here lies anon, he thought he could wrestle a 400lb animal that was hyped up on adrenaline

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Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2018 23:10:41 No.1340065 Report

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*Removes bear*

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Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 15:33:38 No.1341908 Report

Quoted By: >>1343002

>>1336659
*clack clack*

Nothin personnel, cub.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Aug 2018 06:14:56 No.1343002 Report

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>>1341908
>Scare cub
>Cub tells mom
>Mom bear eats you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Aug 2018 18:06:35 No.1343261 Report

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>>1336667
its a black bear

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Anonymous Sun 19 Aug 2018 18:19:18 No.1343265 Report

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>shoots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Aug 2018 18:21:10 No.1343267 Report

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>>1336683
i'm 5'10 and have scared off a dozen bears just by standing there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Aug 2018 19:00:50 No.1343284 Report

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>>1336659
>no bears in my country
Nothing personnel, kid.

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Anonymous Sun 19 Aug 2018 23:15:09 No.1343408 Report

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*blocks your path*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Aug 2018 00:41:49 No.1343459 Report

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>>1336682
DOH FUVK RUN

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Aug 2018 00:44:08 No.1343460 Report

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>>1336884
>Doesn't knock up the bear
Might as well be the manlet in that case

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