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Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 04:25:40 No.1340257 View View Reply Original Report

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>destroys 2000 year old monument
>"haha I am so cool I'm totally not an angsty destructive ape I showed those hipsters"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 04:35:56 No.1340258 Report

Quoted By: >>1340267 >>1340954 >>1344358 >>1347363

>>1340257
2000 years or 2 days. Doesn't matter. Guess what, there were hipsters building cairns 2000 years ago and they still deserve to be kicked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 04:58:17 No.1340267 Report

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>>1340258
This. Fuck you faggot stone stackers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 05:04:37 No.1340270 Report

Quoted By: >>1340273 >>1342327 >>1342506 >>1344264

>>1340257
You should leave cairns that serve a purpose (like marking a trail or crossing which might be obscured in some seasons), show obvious signs of advanced age or which appear to serve some of spiritual or religious purpose. If it's just some pointless pile of shit, you should kick it over and scatter the rocks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 05:09:18 No.1340273 Report

Quoted By: >>1340275

>>1340270
>you should kick it over and scatter the rocks.
Why, ape? Some kind of escapist drivel justification?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 05:13:26 No.1340275 Report

Quoted By: >>1340291 >>1340611 >>1340871

>>1340273
Because if it serves no purpose it rapes the otherwise pristine virgin wilderness, robbing nature of it's dignity for no benefit at all. There are good cairns and bad cairns. Leave the good, destroy the bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 05:37:19 No.1340291 Report

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>>1340275
Escapist drivel. You walk on earthen trails packed by human feet you aren't educated enough to realize isn't a natural trail to kick over a pile of rocks you are educated enough to know isn't thousands of years old. You define "nature's dignity" as something that benefits you while holding humanness as something vulgar in contrast while oxymoronically flinging your own humanness into it. You're just a violent ape that wants to destroy over asinine superstitions about the hipster rock stacking boogeyman who wants to defile your pure virgin escapist nature walk waifu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 05:44:56 No.1340293 Report

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>>1340291
Btfo holy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 05:51:20 No.1340294 Report

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>>1340291
*kicks your stone stack*
nerd btfo chad wins again

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 06:00:30 No.1340295 Report

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some asshole stacked some rocks directly on the trail, I kicked it over. Fuck them tryna make me trip

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 07:40:03 No.1340329 Report

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>>1340257

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 07:47:43 No.1340330 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYFD18BwmJ4

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 08:12:13 No.1340345 Report

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>>1340257
>thinking some rocks placed on top of each other are 2000 years old.
I'm getting that patch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 08:39:57 No.1340357 Report

Quoted By: >>1340360

>>1340291
If someone has the right to stack stones because they like how it looks, then I have the right to kick it over because I don't like how it looks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 08:43:06 No.1340359 Report

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>>1340291
Parrrr

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 08:55:39 No.1340360 Report

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>>1340357
Great point. If the ciarn isn't doing anything useful it's fair game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 16:11:20 No.1340554 Report

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What if I'm /out/ with a party and we build some of those along the way to show what route we took? Not a trail, just some random path we took.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 17:43:04 No.1340611 Report

Quoted By: >>1342328

>>1340291
i kick your stone stacks over because i hate you as a person, not because of the faggy shit >>1340275 said

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 17:51:13 No.1340621 Report

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>>1340257
So now you're defending ancient hipsters and their ancient hipster rock pilings

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 18:00:38 No.1340629 Report

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>>1340291

So are the words "drivel" "ape" and "escapist" on your list of words for the day or do you just have an incredibly limited vocabulary?

Either way, you should go back to sucking cock. We'll keep knocking down your fag rocks wherever we see them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 19:15:13 No.1340670 Report

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>>1340257

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 19:29:01 No.1340680 Report

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>day one of hiking the penine way
>map says to turn down a gravel path at a cairn at the top of kinder scout
>end up on the wrong route for a mile because everybody and their dog had built cairns because they look ‘cool’ rather than as a trail marker

Fuck you for building a cairn off route and fuck your cairn too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 20:30:27 No.1340732 Report

Quoted By: >>1340859 >>1340926 >>1345792

>>1340257
Oldschool cairns built for actual navigating are usually huge sturdy things that a human foot would do nothing to.
Cairns built for Instagram are little wobbly things that won't stay standing for more than a few months and exist specifically for my foot to dominate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 20:37:30 No.1340737 Report

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>>1340291
woah, you're fuckin gay lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 00:15:07 No.1340859 Report

Quoted By: >>1340862

>>1340732
I'm all for cairn kicking, but I have used little baby cairns for navigating the local mountains.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 00:21:21 No.1340862 Report

Quoted By: >>1340870

>>1340859
Really?
Well I guess I'm just a clueless old fart then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 00:35:33 No.1340870 Report

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>>1340862
Piles of rocks are less ugly than orange trail tape and are less obvious as trail markers to normie hikers and hunters that I don't want bothering me. Haven't used them in a while, last time was probably two years ago when spring came and confused me in the area in which I'd been hiking all winter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 00:35:59 No.1340871 Report

Quoted By: >>1340956 >>1341066

>>1340275
this is why I destroy un-attended campsites that aren't on campgrounds. Dont destroy my view

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 01:38:58 No.1340900 Report

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I stack stones to use as rod holders when trout fishing the lakes. But I knock them over when I leave because I don’t want to be known as the stone stacking faggot hipster.

This is complete sarcasm. Leave my rod holders alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 02:08:58 No.1340926 Report

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>>1340732
Such a satisfying gif

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 03:06:52 No.1340954 Report

Quoted By: >>1341781

>>1340258
When you think about it the great pyramids are just hyper cairns, should be knocked over t.b.h

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 03:10:35 No.1340956 Report

Quoted By: >>1340957

>>1340871
>anon presents: how to get stabbed and dumped in a ravine by random wilderness campers

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 03:14:12 No.1340957 Report

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>>1340956
>anon presents: how to stab and dump random wilderness campers in a ravine

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 03:19:13 No.1340960 Report

Quoted By: >>1342357

>>1340291
*kicks cairn*

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 03:42:16 No.1340971 Report

Quoted By: >>1341162 >>1344548

>>1340257
Share image for that patch pls I want to make one

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 05:18:30 No.1341018 Report

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>>1340291
>he doesn't want to save his pure virgin escapist nature walk waifu from defilement

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 05:21:46 No.1341020 Report

Quoted By: >>1341067 >>1341182 >>1341783

I stack cairns specifically for strangers to knock down.
People love knocking over things, all the better when it's a stack of things.
It makes me feel good knowing that some day a stranger will get a kick out of one of my cairns.
I'd like to think cairn stackers of old did it for the same reason, and all you stuffy preservatives are interfering with the gift of happiness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 08:42:58 No.1341066 Report

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>>1340871
hey faggot, some of us don't carry wads of cash around for campgrounds. In BC, Canada, you're only allowed to camp on designated campgrounds, and they all cost money. Fuck that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 08:43:59 No.1341067 Report

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>>1341020
fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 14:08:46 No.1341162 Report

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>>1340971
Contact an local sewer, find a lady who can make it. Just show her that picture only, and she'll be able to do it. I had loads of patches made with even worse sketches or mockups, i think you'll be able to get it done very easily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 14:59:52 No.1341182 Report

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>>1341020
Bless you anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 11:15:41 No.1341781 Report

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>>1340954
The final boss

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 11:18:47 No.1341783 Report

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>>1341020
This post is like that stupid meme about the guy who is happy his bike got stolen

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 17:30:07 No.1341974 Report

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>>1340291
Kek you are a funny man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2018 01:42:18 No.1342226 Report

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https://youtu.be/TjGMVu7BP6w

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2018 04:13:03 No.1342301 Report

Quoted By: >>1342436

>>1340291
underrated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2018 05:28:42 No.1342327 Report

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>>1340257
I bet I can build a bunch of cairns faster than you guys can find them and kick them.

>>1340270
Unironically this. Hipster cairns actually are annoying as fuck and deserve to be kicked, and for once /out/ is right. But some do serve a purpose, which is the whole reason hipster cairns are so annoying to me. Sometimes they mark shit like a steep hill that isn't immediately visible and could hurt somebody, or a fork in the road where one side can be really easily obscured and cause somebody to be lost. I think of those as just signs for places that don't get maintained well enough to have a sign or guidepost survive as long as it could.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2018 05:29:45 No.1342328 Report

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>>1340611
Not the Anon you replied to, but I can respect that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2018 07:05:12 No.1342357 Report

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>>1340960
t.edgelord
doubt you’ve even been /out/, dumb manlet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2018 12:27:34 No.1342436 Report

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>>1342301
>most replied-to post in this thread
>underrated
fuck off samefag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2018 15:26:06 No.1342506 Report

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>>1340270
You expect people to actually care to consider this or analyze rocks? No buddy, they gonna go kick shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Aug 2018 05:38:10 No.1344264 Report

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>>1340270
No they put a line of large rocks so that faggots like us don't destroy the trail mark...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Aug 2018 08:55:28 No.1344315 Report

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>>1340291
Nice copypasta

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Aug 2018 10:47:52 No.1344358 Report

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>>1340258
would you rather a route was marked with traditional cairns or garish painted blazes? Would rather a peak was marked with an ancient cairn or some stupid plaque about some tool no one cares about. Plaques are the real world equivalent of tripcodes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Aug 2018 17:31:34 No.1344548 Report

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>>1340971
You can get them here Anon:
http://outdoorpatches.tictail.com

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Aug 2018 17:39:06 No.1344552 Report

Quoted By: >>1345190

The real move is to get a stack of stones and drill a hole down the center of all of them, except the top cover stone. Then pound a piece of rebar into the ground as a stake, and stack the rocks on it.

I only wish I could see a cairn kicker find them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Aug 2018 15:05:57 No.1345190 Report

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>>1344552
>I only wish I could see a cairn kicker find them.
this is why God invented trailcams

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Aug 2018 10:28:46 No.1345792 Report

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>>1340732
Watched a lot of Nez Perce trail markers disappear growing up near the trails over a span of thirty years. Only a couple bigger ones are left.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Aug 2018 15:31:23 No.1345885 Report

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>>1340257
Kick them with the same force you would kick the smug ass pinkos face that stacked them desu
its a fun game get over it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Aug 2018 20:09:36 No.1346599 Report

Quoted By: >>1346676

Don't go to Horseshoe Canyon in Utah please, I hiked to see the Grand Gallery in the afternoon, and coming back up from the canyon, there was no 'trail' (it was solid rock), but only stacks of cairns leading you in the general direction. Extremely hard to see at night even with headlamps, you couldn't see the next one from the previous point, and just had to hope you were going the right way until you saw another cairn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Aug 2018 22:02:57 No.1346676 Report

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>>1346599
Honestly, don't go anywhere near the region. That's where there's still a lot of native american shit lying around. Leave it alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 01:09:46 No.1347294 Report

Quoted By: >>1347331

What is the best way to sabotage carin kickers? Im think something like an iron rod or some razors. Something to make them crt and realize what a faggot they are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 02:36:38 No.1347331 Report

Quoted By: >>1347354

>>1347294
Honestly something that would be good and earnest to do would be to embed some plaques at trailheads where there are native american cairns to let people know that some of the cairns in the area are very old and ought to be left alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 03:32:10 No.1347354 Report

Quoted By: >>1347357

>>1347331
What? I don't give a shit about the natives, I just want to spite those who start a destructive tantrum when somebody ruins their "explorer" LARP by reminding them that there is nowhere they can go to be the first to experience it. I want them to learn humility.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 03:35:41 No.1347357 Report

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>>1347354
>there is nowhere they can go to be the first to experience it.
near the poles and horrific parts of south america aren't fully graced by man. plenty of the world is unexplored by civilized man in asia, africa, and south america.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 03:37:08 No.1347360 Report

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>>1340257
OP you sound like a cool hipster.

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Anonymous Sun 26 Aug 2018 03:39:53 No.1347363 Report

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>>1340258
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