Has anyone ever killed a duck in a public park? Most mornings I take a walk through a nearby park and there are always a lot of ducks up there. They have no fear of humans, and every morning I want to grab one to bring home for the oven. It's illegal to do this but at 6am there aren't many people up there to see me. My biggest worry is that some hiker will record me and put it on youtube, but like I said this probably won't happen at that time of day. My plan would be to walk over to the lake shore, grab the duck, quickly slice it's head off with a hunting knife, stuff the carcass into a bag, and get the fuck out of there.