>>1355824No, see anon, you just don't GET it.
/out/ is a board for people who believe that the outdoors belong to them, and them alone. If anyone wants to enjoy being outside, they have to do it in a way that these faggots dictate, and any fun beyond this simply is not allowed.
My advice? Set up a geocache deep into the woods and keep watch over it. When you see someone come by and try to shit in it, shoot the albino nigger and bury him far enough from any trails that he won't be found.
Considering that no one will even notice he's gone for at least three to four years, it should be pretty easy to get away with.
