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>be me, 22, fat, just moved out of moms place
>Go to lazy river with friends for a 4 hour ride
>its summer so river is crowded with all ages, families, college parties, etc.
>I break away from group i'm tubing with because they don't understand "paddle away from that thing its going to hit us" and i'm tired of getting scarred from wet jagged rocks
>about an hour in i notice people on kayaks
>They keep their distance and be careful not to hit anyone
>one is occupied by a boomer going slower than the usual ones zooming by
>he's in stereotypical fishing gear, pocketed vest, boonie hat with lures on it, probably a button up underneath
>Not doing anything, i decide to watch.
>wondering if the river splits to a section where fish live, so i can avoid it.
>River does not split, what is boomer doing?
>Slight Rapids ahead
>Create distance between him and i best i can with hands so he has room to get away from the banks and into the center of the river
>Boomer stays by the bank
>I think he's going to stop to fish
>Boomer's kayak turns
>I have been in this place before
DejaVu.mp3
>Boomer reaches into vest for concealed fishing rod and unfolds it while going down rapids sideways, casts line out
>MFW
>Go to lazy river with friends for a 4 hour ride
>its summer so river is crowded with all ages, families, college parties, etc.
>I break away from group i'm tubing with because they don't understand "paddle away from that thing its going to hit us" and i'm tired of getting scarred from wet jagged rocks
>about an hour in i notice people on kayaks
>They keep their distance and be careful not to hit anyone
>one is occupied by a boomer going slower than the usual ones zooming by
>he's in stereotypical fishing gear, pocketed vest, boonie hat with lures on it, probably a button up underneath
>Not doing anything, i decide to watch.
>wondering if the river splits to a section where fish live, so i can avoid it.
>River does not split, what is boomer doing?
>Slight Rapids ahead
>Create distance between him and i best i can with hands so he has room to get away from the banks and into the center of the river
>Boomer stays by the bank
>I think he's going to stop to fish
>Boomer's kayak turns
>I have been in this place before
DejaVu.mp3
>Boomer reaches into vest for concealed fishing rod and unfolds it while going down rapids sideways, casts line out
>MFW
